Re: To "Speed things Up"... Read This >>>
I had this same problem back in my dial up days. A fellow PetTalker gave me this tip:
Follow Phred's instructions to get to "Thread View Options"
The first option is "Show user's signature in their posts?" Check NO.
I didn't know about changing the number of posts per page, but if you need a little more speed, try no sigs, too.
:)
<*HONK*> <*HONK*> ... <*BARK*> <*BARK*>
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DAD!!
Hurrie UP! Mail Gurl's inna driveway!!
Why'z she inna drive??? She nebber <pullz in>.
Wunner iffin she gotz lost??
She's gettin OUT!?? ~ Carryin a BIG Box!!
Lookz *HEAVY* - better Help her!! ~ *HURRIE*!!
Whut IZZIT, Dad!??
"Dunno... Mail Gurl sed it looks "SPESCHUL" - so she <BRUNG> it
stedda leavin a note inna box."
<sniff> - <SNIFF> - <*SNIFFITY-SNIFF*>
<WAGG> - <WAGG> - <*WAGGITY-WAGG*>
... <ker-THUMP!> goze da Box onna tabul ...
<sniff> - <SNIFF> - <Mee-YEE~OWWWW!!> :)
OPIN IT, Dad - OPIN IT!!
Knife out... <zip> <zip> <zip> <zip>
Cin: <SNIFF> <YIP><YIP<<Yippity-YIP>
Smoke: <SNIFF> <WOooooo-Wooo-Wooooo!>
Bowz: <SNIFF> <WAGG-Waggity-WAGG>
KAT: <SNIFF> (ON tabul; now <climbing> IN box!)
Dad: W:cool:W! OMG! ~ WOW!!!
<*SQUEEEK*> ... Smoke: I'll take DAT, Dad!!
<SQUEEK><SQUEEK><SQUEEK><SQUEEKITY-SQUEEK>
Dad: <UN-Zipp> <SNIFF> <sniff> ??????
DAD!! Don't think doze "Kookies" are fur YOU!
Better let US try em... You reed da NOTE!!
WOW!! Trixie's Mom bakes a MEAN Dawg Bisquit!!
NU-Uh, Dad ~ It sez "Beef & Garlik DAWG Bisquitz"! = OURZ!!
Bootsy... Here's one with Your Name onnit...
KAT: <sniff> <SNATCH> ... I'll opin it MYself, Dad...
(He dashed off an we haven't SEEN da lil Dope Bag since!
He <staggered> outta da BunkRoom a while latur -
BIG Dinner-Plate eyez!)
Here Dad... sum KARDz in wrappurz... dat'z fur you ta <look> at...
Uhhhh-Ohhhhh...
Dad'z eyez are startin ta <*LEAK*> ~ reel bad...
WOW! Hole BUNCHA Mickey-D KUPONZ!! :D
We'z gunna eat GUD onna Dawg Park ROADY Tripz!! :)
Anna GIFTY Kard fur PetzMart!! "WE" kan uze DAT wun!!
An Wun fur YOU, Dad! ~ Ya LIKE shoppin in Wally'z-Mart!! :D
OK... <toss> us summore "Beef & Garlik'z" an ya kan talk onna
puter... We'll try ta <teech> Bowzie whut da DO wiffa Toyz.
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DAD / Phred here...
WOW, PT Guys & Gals...
THANK YOU, ALL,
Soooo MUCH!!!! :D
The "Bowsie Rescue Run"
is now "Paid in FULL"!!
We'll <RE-pack> The Box (with what hasn't been <Stashed> & <Hidden>)
and have the Camera ready for a re-play...
SmokeMutt has Squeeker-Stuffies scattered all OVER the howse;
and I really haven't found da Kat's new DopeBag...
But since he's <Doped-Up> (AGAIN)! -
HE knows where it is!
Saying "THANKS" isn't enough,
but the tears make sayin more kinda difficult right now, so...
THANKS!!, Gang!
We REALLY Appreciate your
Gift Box!!!
{{{HUGS}}} to you ALL!!
/s/ Phred, Cinder, Smokey, Boots (da KAT), and
the Guy Who Made This Happen ~ BOWSER! :)
<Yipp> <Yapp> <Mee-Yeowww> + <woof>!!
:D
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Zippy <wonders>: WHERE is our Gifty Box?? Shudda BEEN there by now!!
:(
Quote:
Originally posted by zippy-kat
:D :D So, it finalllllyyy got there!
I've been trackin' that bad boy for quite some time now,
wonderin' when the heck the lil' tracker box would say
more than just "Left the Hobbs/Roswell facility!" lol
*I* hadn't realized there was an :eek: "problem" till I read
Zipp's Post and then <looked> at the Postage Label =
EEE-Yiipes!! LOTTA $$ munnie for "Priority Mail" box to
take EIGHT Daze to get from New Mexico to Ohio!! :(
Sounds like a job for my Buddie Janice at the PO to look into!
Saturday mornin, at the PO...
Hi, Janice! Take a <look> at this lid from the box I got Friday.
Ooooh, MY!! EIGHT Days!???
Shudda been here LAST Saturday or Monday at the latest.
Something went terribly wrong with THAT Box!
Let's see... Address correct & Legible;
No postmarks showing it was mis-delivered;
leave that lid with me - I'll do an "inquiry" on Monday.
OK, Thanks!
Uhh-Ooooh! HERE's the Problem!!
See THIS >>>
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/...f/f5128881.jpg
Were there any "Hazardous Materials" in the box??
Uhhh, NO! Dawg & Kat Treats and Toys! No Bombs!
Welllll, "Somebody" at a Sorting Facility put
that "NO Fly" Label on there to prevent this box
from getting ON an airplane; OR when it got taken OFF
an airplane because of a "problem".
Wonder WHY it got put on there???
Further close examination of the lid revealed >>>
The PROBLEM >>>
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/...d/f5128746.jpg
Partially Obscured (But still "readable") Haz-Mat placards
imprinted on the carton ends...
Reads "Consumer Quantity" + "ORM-D" + "ORM-D-AIR"
All "shorthand" for saying the box once-upon-a-time carried
"stuff" that can't FLY without a Haz-Mat Shipping Document.
We looked a lil closer...
And decided The Box was a retired "Avon Cosmetics" carton.
LOOK! Somebody knew "Some of the Tricks" with
these old Avon boxes - they completely COVERED ALL the Big-Print
"AVON" imprints {SEVEN of em!) with paper labels.
And "tried" to cover the Haz-Mat placards printing with a magic marker!
Musta been a real Eagle-Eye Aviation Safety "Spotter"
that read those old Haz-Mat Placard imprints!
Then she went on to explain WHY she knew EXACTLY what happened...
Janice: "I used an Identical AVON box to send
Christmas gifts to my daughter - took TWO WEEKS to get to California! :mad:
Daughter complained to her Postmaster who did a review and
reported back that "the BOX" was at fault for it's "old" AVON labels!"
Moral of the Story - Don't use AVON Boxes to ship stuff! :rolleyes:
I'm really SORRY that the "Gift Committee" was worried...
But it DID get here Safe & Sound.
Dunno if it was by Train, Truck, or 20-Mule Team Wagon;
but whatever the method - WE are HAPPIE!! :D
Here's the PO "Final Report" >>>
"Your item was delivered
at 1:12 pm on February 18, 2005 in BERLIN CENTER, OH 44401.
Here is what happened earlier:
* ARRIVAL @ UNIT, February 18, 2005, 7:57 am, BERLIN CENTER, OH 44401
* ENROUTE, February 17, 2005, 7:51 am, WARRENDALE, PA 15095
* ENROUTE, February 10, 2005, 7:11 pm, ROSWELL, NM 88201
* ACCEPTANCE, February 10, 2005, 9:41 am, HOBBS, NM 88240"
"ONLY" a SEVEN Day GAP between Roswell, NM and Warrendale, PA.
They must not "report" when the Mules stop for Munchies & Water!
Stay Tuned for a couple *snappies* of the FurKids with their Gifts.
/s/ Phred
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Sure ***SMELLZ GUD*** Dad! ~ Hurrie UP an OPIN IT!!!!
:cool:
<sniff><PANT> <sniff><PANT> <sniff><PANT> <sniff><MEE-YEOW!>
KAT wuz onna dining room tabul - <watchin>
Two BIG Dawgz onna floor - 2 Pawz each onna tabul, <whinin>
LIL Dawg 4 onna floor - <DROOLING!>
Lid's *OFF* ... W:cool:W!! LOOKIT da GUDDIEZ!!
Stuffies & Squeekiez out furst...
SmokeMutt roundz em up for a <Squeek Test> >>>
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/...6/f5128b89.jpg
Smokey with THREE of the Stuffie/Squeekiez ...
*NOTE* the RARE "Ears-UP" pose!
Meanwhile...
Da da Beef & Garlik Bizqiutz (by Trixie's Mom) were
sittin onna tabul kuz DAD thunk they were fur HIM!
LOTTA <whinin> az he almost pop'd wun in HIS mouff made him
<read> da note packed wiff em...
:eek: NUTZ! These are for YOU Guys! :(
Whilst we wuz bizzie <piggin out> on Beef & Garlik's...
Da KAT took da opportunitee ta *Klimb* INNA box an start <rootin around>!
This pix wuz took a few sekonds AFTUR da Kat wuz fished outta da
box an set back onna tabul >>>
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/...7/f51293f2.jpg
"Awww, DAD! ~ I wuz doin jest FINE Un-Packin stuff!
I <smell> **NIP** in there!!"
He wuz rite!
Dad fished out whut we think wuzza Nip-Mousie (wrapped up
in kleer sellaphane wiffa Ribbon an "Boots da Kat" onna tag)...
<SNATCH> <GRAB> <DASH>
anna Kat wuz *GONE* wiffa Gift inna Mouff...
We STILL dunno where he'z <stashin> it...
But he showz up so *BUZZ'd UP* he kan hardlee walk bout twice a day...
so he's REEL PLEEZED wiff DAT Gift!
Dad sed NO More "openin" till we ALL sitz down fur summore *snappiez*
fur da Pet Talkerz... gonna try doin dat aftur da NASCAR Race!
TANKS to da Gift Kommittie - We ALL really 'Preciate da GIFTS!!
(Dad sez he'z eben gonna "share" da PeaNuttz wiff us durrin da Race!)
:D
/s/ 3 Muttz, a Kat, and DAD!