Here's a groaner for fall: What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash. :rolleyes:
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Here's a groaner for fall: What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash. :rolleyes:
Q: How do leaves travel from one town to town?
A: With autumn-mobiles. :rolleyes:
Now that it is November, here's a Thanksgiving joke...
Q What did the pilgrims on Mayflower play when they were bored?
A: Cards – because they always have a deck. :rolleyes:
What will you get when a racing pigeon mates with a parrot?
A racing pigeon that cannot get lost because it can always ask for directions ;):cool:
Q: What did one cat say to the other on Valentine's Day?
A: You're purr-fect! :love:
"Coffee has a really hard time at our house. It gets mugged every morning." -- unknown
From my co-worker who writes "dad jokes" on her white board...
Q: How do you keep a bull from charging?
A: Take away his credit card. :rolleyes:
What type of hotel rooms do chocolate Easter bunnies reserve?
Sweets.
Q: How do you recognize a dogwood tree?
A: By its bark. :rolleyes:
From my neighbor's grandson, who is learning "question and answer" jokes.
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine. :rolleyes:
A rookie pitcher was struggling at the mound, so the catcher walked out to have a talk with him.
“I’ve figured out your problem,” he told the pitcher. “You always lose control at the same point in every game.”
“When is that?” asked the pitcher.
“Right after the national anthem.”