I've got to answer the question "wrong," of course :rolleyes: :D
Sea Shells are often found in dry, arid places~
Can you name the 8th Wonder of the World? :eek:
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I've got to answer the question "wrong," of course :rolleyes: :D
Sea Shells are often found in dry, arid places~
Can you name the 8th Wonder of the World? :eek:
The octagon!
Who is Cat of the Day today?
A frog named Peanuts!
What color is the Easter Bunny?
The Easter Bunny can become any color he wishes, depending on his mood.
And , speaking of bunnies, what is Bugs Bunny's latest impersonation?
A greyhound chasing a wabbit. :D
Why do animals all look unique?
because the sky is blue.
Why do they call it a "potato"?
Because couch potatos tend to look like potatos more than they do strawberries.
What is more important freedom or safety? (an interesting question...)
Hippopotamus.
What is the phone number for 911?
7674848 ! (long story, it's the telephone number off an interesting pizza comertial in Thander Bay :p )
Who thinks of the national anthom?
Michael Jackson!
How many blond people are there in the world?
More than there are brunettes.
What does "supercalifragilisticexpialidosious" (sp?) mean ?
It means: "I have a splitting headache".
Do skunks smile?
Sad to say, Skunks don't even know what a smile is~(yeah, and we believed all that stuff about "Flower" in the movie Bambi :rolleyes: )
Do Badgers ever clean their nails?
No, they don't want anyone to see them, so they let them get all grey and dirty to blend in with their fur.
What are the four seasons?
The four seasons are: football, baseball, golf, and basketball!!!
What does the word "zoom" mean?
Zoom is an adjective, usually used as "zoomed" in slang.
What job (telemarketers, polititians, ect ) are most hated?
Oh, the job of sitting in a nice park on a warm spring day, observing all the abundant life~ give me a telemarketer any time~ :D
oranges, bananas, apples, pears, melons, tomatoes, what might you add to this list?
Tuna flavored cat food, what else?
What are onions?
Another thing to add to that list. :p
Who thought up 99 bottles of beer on the wall?
Captain Kidd's crew one night when they were bored!!!
What are tacos?
What you get when your sandwich gets mushed.
Well, than, who though of the song that never ends?
Your Jenny!
Where is the best place for a cat to sleep?
The Best place for a cat to sleep has to be inside a junk car that has been left to brace the elements!!
Do you think George Washington knows that his face in on a dollar bill?
On the top of a door frame. Always most popular, you've got to get up there quickly if you want it.
Which way is north?
In the bathtub! It's quiet in there!!!
What do kangaroo's carry in their pouches?
Easter eggs in case australie runs out of rabbits.
Why does the sun appear yellow?
Quote:
Originally Posted by GreyhoundGirl
Okay, so we posted at the same time~~~
North is just behind you, so keep that in mind if you ever get lost in the woods! ;)
Now, About George Washington~ :cool:
This is crazy, this is crazy, this is crazy~ :DQuote:
Originally Posted by GreyhoundGirl
The sun appears to be yellow because we are taught that it is yellow, it's really red!!!
What about George Washington? :D (laugh attack happening again)
Sure George Washington knows he is on the dollar bill. That's why he is not smiling!!! He wanted to be on the $100 bill!!!
Do skunks have belly buttons?
Do skunks have Belly Buttons? :D
( grabs a skunk and checks~ :rolleyes: )
Whew, :eek: I didn't find one Moff~ and I doubt that they even have a SS number now!!! They sure are independent creatures!! Smart of em , huh!!
Do cats have their own e-mail accounts?
Mine certainly do!!!! I can hardly get on line because one of them seems to ALWAYS be emailing other kitties!!!
What size shoes do toads wear?
they are size 15
what are cellphones?
Phones that never sell.
Why did the chicken cross the road but leave all the chicks behind?
Everyone needs a break from their kids once in a while.
What is a smilie used for?
A smilie is used for cake!
what is a boyfriend? hmm...
Hmmm, a boy friend? I think he's the member of a band who plays a French horn. It's been so long, I don't remember for sure. ;)
What are band aids used for?
Band-aids work in a "pinch" when there is no cellophane tape around!!!
( but, they display a sore gift :cool: )
I've heard of Cat Scratch Fever, but, What is Dog Scratch Fever?
hmmm... Tough one, my professional opinion would be that it is the skin between your toes gets all stretchy .
How do Calculators work?
They are the little things you clip on your belt that tell you how many steps you take.
What is a spoon used for?
They are used to cut wood.
What are calendars used for?