Oh my lord, I've got a live wire here!!! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Dr.Goodnow
Less than a yard, that's a fact!!
Where did Frankenstein go,with his bride, on their honeymoon?
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Oh my lord, I've got a live wire here!!! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Dr.Goodnow
Less than a yard, that's a fact!!
Where did Frankenstein go,with his bride, on their honeymoon?
Why to the famous cemetery, Boot Hill!!! I hear they had a real kickin time!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
Can ghosts really walk through walls?
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Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
Yes they can they can also walk through clouds!
What can a piece of candy do to you?
A piece of candy can make you so skinny you can turn sideways and not be seen!Quote:
Originally Posted by Almita
What are popcorn balls made of?
syrofoam, tiny pieces of corn husks and shellac~ Don't eat them anymore :eek:
If you're eating an apple while on a Hayride, where do you put :confused: the core?
Oh, I'd toss it overboard so the fish can nosh on it :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
What's the best treat to find in a trick-or-treat sack?
toilet paper so that you can blow your nose of course!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by cassiesmom
why are candy corns 3 colors?
Because they are very patriotic. Those are the national colors of Cornville, their home country.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr.Goodnow
Why do witches ride brooms?
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Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
Because Vacuum Cleaners have become overly sofisticated~It's time they cut the cord anyway:D :D
If a fly lands on your forehead during "All Hallows Eve", what's going to happen next? :eek:
It will spit in your eye while singing "99 bottles of beer on the wall".Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
Does the Invisible Man leave footprints?
No, he doesn't, even If you could see them!
Why are dogs so soft?
So we can "file" our toenails on their fur~It also helps loosen tough calluses after a soak in the tub ;)
So~~~~~ :confused: What's going on with Harry Houdini? Has anyone heard from him yet?
Yes, he is hanging out at our local senior citizens center. He sometimes drives our bus when he gets bored!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
What is witch's brew?
It's ""Fizzies" or "King Stir" :eek: (such a "crafty" promotion) Now ~ We know the rest of the story!!!!! We said, "Please, please buy it Mom"~~~~~~ :rolleyes: :D
If you stare into a mirror on Halloween night for a 2 minutes , without blinking, what do you see? :eek:
The ghost of Christmas Past sneaking up on you!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
Are weirwolves real?