GROAN!!! :love::love::love::love::love::love::love::love:
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GROAN!!! :love::love::love::love::love::love::love::love:
An Olympics joke ... where do curling teams get breakfast when they're on vacation? Broom service. :rolleyes:
Why doesn't a pirate bathe before he's made to walk the plank? - He's going to wash up on shore. :rolleyes:
Q: How do you make a water bed bouncier?
A: Fill it with spring water :rolleyes:
Q: Why was the room full of married people still empty?
A: There wasn't a single person in it.
Q: How did Noah see all the creatures in the ark at night?
A: He used flood lights. :rolleyes:
Q: What is a sheep's favorite vacation destination?
A: The Baa-hamas :rolleyes:
Why was it hot in the arena after the game? - All the fans left. :rolleyes:
Q: What do you call a pumpkin that works at the shore?
A: A life-gourd! :rolleyes:
Q: What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?
A: A nervous wreck. :rolleyes:
Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An impasta!
the child i was babysitting told me that today LOL
Q: Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?
A: Because it's pointless.
Q: what did the tomato tell the other tomato during a race?
A: ketchup
:p
What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old? “Aye matey.” :rolleyes: