"WE" dint get ta go to da Partee...
:(
Dad wuz bakin Chawka-Chippie Kookiez...
we axk'd where we wuz goin??
Bowzie wundered whut da Super Bowl wuz??
We 'splained da Ole Fuir Guyz an Gurlz tossed a BIG Partee
to watch sum adz on TV an guyz tossin a foosball around...
an *ATE* so much ebberbuddie went home wiffa BAD kase a <*GAS*>
an *stuffed tummiez*! :p
Since Bowzie No Longer "fearz" da basement stepz kuz da last
ten tymes he went "down" he wounded up inna BUS an not tied up
inna 'partment... Dad hadda <chaze> him up & down da stepz bout
THREE Tymes an do sum <*Hollerin*> affore he <STAYED> "up"
an Dad kuld leave.
Bowzie kept askin "WHERE'Z da Bus Driver??"
We kept tellin him ta <Kross> hiz legz and stay OUTTA da Wadder Kup
till he heard da Bus pullin inna garage!!
WE wuz **impressed** ~
Da Bowz hung in der fur SEVEN (7) Hourz!!
"WE" been known ta "hold on" fur 14 Hourz a kuple tymez fur
Fiur Kallz... but hope da Bowz duzint hafta "hold on" DAT long
till he getz sum "praktiss" in!
Dad musta been a "bit konserned" - kuz Boots Kat sed he wuz
<feelin> in allua kornerz wiffa sox feet!
Must notta found no :eek: "Damp Spotz" kuz we all got
GUDkidz Treetz we we kame in fur a LATE suppur!!
Dad'z <**moanin**> bout "eetin too much"...
so we fink it'z gonna be a Quick Outie an BigBed Tyme reel soon!!
Niterz!!
:D
.
uh-Ohhhhhh.... Toozday nite an SUMbuddie'z in *T*R*U*B*B*E*L*...
:eek:
(An dat SUMbuddie iz in *B*I*G* Trubbel!!)
MidNite "outie" aftur supper...
<*zip*> + <*zoom*> + <*zippitie-zop*>
"Ya'll come RITE Back, ya-here!?"
BRB, Dad!
Bout 15 minnitz latur, SmokeMutt'z onna frunt porch;
<danzin> fur his bisquit.
<munch>
"Where'z da UDDER Two!??"
Dunno, Dad. Wuz it MY turn ta watch-em??
"Smart-A$$! Go lay down an polish yur Halo!
CIN-DERRRRRRRRRR!
Bow-ZERRRRRRRRRR!
!! COME !!"
(Kudda herd a pin <splop> inna soggie mud!)
NO tagz <jinglin>! :(
CIN-durrrrr!! BOW-ZERRRRR!! !! COME !!
<splish> <splosh> <splish> <splosh>
Cinder <slinkz> up furmma naybor'z howze inna woodz.
She gotz a "be-grudgin" gud gurl anna bisquit.
"WHERE'z da Bowz!!??"
Ohhhhh, wuz *I* suppozed ta be <watchin> him??
"Grrrrrr!" :mad:
Oopsie! Guess it WUZ my turn. (Sorrie!)
I'll jest <sit> here onna furnt yard an <watch> fur him.
<sitz>
<STARES> across da road into da woodz.
Dad stompz (<splooshez>) round da howze, <<HOLLERIN>>!
Onlee sound wuz a *Donkey Ph@rt* when Dad woke him up by <hollerin>
over hiz fence out back.
We start <walkin> an <hollerin>...
Dad goze wun howze up an down da road... NUFFIN.
Back in frunta da Ranch... I'z <starin> cross da road inta da woodz...
<Trott> across da road (Sorrie, Dad - thunk it wuz OK kuz we'z <searchin>)
<sit> <stare> <*lissin*>...
<jingle> <clink> <jangle>
HERE HE IS, DAD!! :)
Bowzie skamperz outta da woodz an <trottz> across da road,
bouncez up da drive...
an :eek: *VANISHEZ* agin inna dark behind da howze!
Uhhhhhh-Ohhhhhh... MORE <hollerin>... <silence>
We go inna howze...
Dad'z <<FUMIN>> :mad:
Kuppla minnitz later he duz da "Shout Frumma Veranda"...
"BOOOOOOOW-ZERRRRRRRR!! Come HERE, DA_ _-IT!!!
(He reelee otta try *SMILIN* when he <hollerz>.) :p
Den it wuz da Mightee DOOR <<SLAM>>!! :eek:
Ya'd be *amaaaazed* how far away frum home ya can <hear> a
gud Door <SLAM>!! ~
Putz da "Fear a God" inna Wanderin Pup!!
We hear'd da door opin anna "Get INNNN Here!!"
So'z we figgered da Kid wuz back in wun piece.
He eben gotz a Bisquit (jest WUN) affore da frunt porch tether
got <snapped> on hiz neck belt!
Wunder iffin he'z grabbin da sig-niffykance of bein "tied up"
INside da frunt door??
We snuck ober an azk'd "WHUT wuz you thinkin - goin off like dat!???"
WHUT?? I wuz jest <Huntin inna Woodz>!
GUD Huntin at nite... uzed ta do it ebery nite...
Kinda *miss* goin <huntin>!
Well, gud luck, Bub ~
You'ze gonna be doin yur <huntin> onna end uva 15 foot tether
tied to da Veranda fur da next few nitez!!
So he'z BACK, all safe an sound;
a lil *damp* an *muddie* round da edges;
but *SAFE*! :rolleyes:
An God haz a few more pagez in His "Wild Purrayer Promisez Book"
filled up frum tanite!
WOWWIE!! Dad'z gonna hafta Float a Loan ta buy all them back
frum God ta get inta Haeven!! ;)
Stay Tuned ~ There'z prolly gonna be summore Tailz ta Tell!
;)
