"The Little Bug that went KACHOO!"Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
(Actually, according to Dr. Sues, he made a ship wreck, but the answer had to be wrong. :) )
Why did one little piggy go to market, but the other one ate roast beef?
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"The Little Bug that went KACHOO!"Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
(Actually, according to Dr. Sues, he made a ship wreck, but the answer had to be wrong. :) )
Why did one little piggy go to market, but the other one ate roast beef?
The piggies' mom underestimated the amount of roast beef they'd eat, so the hungry one went to the market to pick up more.Quote:
Originally Posted by Blackrose
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Originally Posted by Dorothy39
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Originally Posted by cassiesmom
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Originally Posted by Dorothy39
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