Birds play football and tennis.
What is a tambourine?!
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Birds play football and tennis.
What is a tambourine?!
Beak toss~ By Milton Bradley
Why do Owls screech so darned loud ?
You'd screech too if you had to fly through the night sky wearing nothing but feathers!!!! ;)
What is a barn owl?
There you are~~~~It's gets pretty lonesome, playing the wrong game all by myself!! :o
A barn owl is a delicate flowering scrub that grows only in the Eastern Hemisphere. I have always wanted to plant Barn Owls in my garden. :( :p
Are Hermit Crabs know to be irritable?
Yes, they are super cranky!!! It comes with being a hermit!!!
What are potato chips?
potato chips are coins that are shaped like potatos
what are rumors?
jeans or trousers that are baggy in the seat~
What is meant by the phrase~ A rolling stone gathers no moss? :confused: ;)
It means if Mick Jager or one of the other "Rolling Stones" falls down they don't need to worry about being covered in moss, just other junk.
What is nature?
the don't like to pick up moss by the lake.
what is the format?
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Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
A French accent, meaning, "Not Sure"
on to almita's question: ;)
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Originally Posted by Almita
The format is the secondary "under fur " that grows on Husky dogs during winter~
What is (now I've forgotten the question :rolleyes: )
What is a steam roller?
steam roller is a ball with steam
what is starbucks?
Star bucks? :eek:
I almost forgot all about them,
They're the " Savings Bonanza " of the Month.
Each time you spent over $20.00 at your Favorite Food Chain, you receive a Star!!!
You can collect Star Bucks till the Milky Way explodes!!!
Now really, can Reindeer Fly? :rolleyes:
Sure they can if you give them some kick-a-poo-joy-juice to drink before take off!!!
What is a hankie?
(Moff, You're always my "pick me upper" ;) )
A hankie is a wood conditoning tool, usually sold in cubicle blocks, and feels something like sand paper.
What is Whip and Chill, by General Foods? ( remember that stuff?)
Whip and Chill? WOW! That's stretching my old brain cells. I think that was what they called their version of instant pudding. You just beat it up with a mixer then chilled it before eating!!!
What is oleo margarine?
( and , there you are, again Moff, like clock work)
Oleo margarine is a delicious confection, created for "The Very Wealthy~"
Did King Kong have any other friends, besides Fay Wraye?
Yes, he also had a crush on Lois Lane but was too afraid of Super Man to chase her.
What is a tractor?
A yellow thing you use to smash people with
What is a camera for??
Welcome Magic!!!
A camera is a toy monkeys love!!! It's shapped like a big banana and they love to climb on it!!!
What is a coffee pot used for?
A coffee pot is a large vat where used coffee filters, filled with wet and nasty coffee grounds, are saved.
What is a March Hare?
That's a bunny who is born in March!!!
What is a pimple?
It's the neatest thing to have,~ especially on Prom Night!!!!
Did Dorothy Gale leave her Basket in The Emerald City?
No, she filled it with peanut butter and strawberry jelly sandwiches to munch on on the trip home. She shared with Toto and his lips got stuck together until they got home and she got him a drink of water.
What is grape juice?
Grape Juice , not actually a juice by the way~ Is a Perinnial Plant ,that grows only in the deep, dark jungles of Africa. It has been given the common name "Grape Juice" because the monkeys rely on it for trade, ( sort of like "Buck Skin" , or , Fur Trading in North America) and~It is very hard to find . :eek:
Next question, on The Wrong Game:
Do people still make Homemade Bread these Days?
Yep i'm the main one that does them :p
what are skittles?
Skittles are little shy creatures that only come out at night. Any bright light make them "skittle" for cover. There are no known pictures of them because they are so fast.
Since whales breathe air, why do they live in the ocean?
They are ALWAYS on land you just see them in the water when they go for a loooooong swim.
what is oragami?
It's a form of finger painting that kindergardeners are really good at.
What a blue jeans?
Mr. Green Jeans' nephews, Oscar and Merlin.
Popeye and Olivie Oyl both took care of a baby named Sweet Pea, How old is Sweet Pea today?
I think he's 102 now!!! Doesn't look a day over 3 though!!! Still in diapers or should that be "back in" diapers?
Who was Lassie?
A cross- dresser ~ He also had a Collie Suit and made money on the side while starring in several movies that sponned an early Television Series. No one has ever located his Collie Dog suit.
How long did it take Early Televison Sets to warm up? :rolleyes:
Our old tv set took 5 hours to warm up. If we turned it on when we got home from school, it warmed up just in time for bed!!! :(
(did you notice we have gabbed for 100 pages on this thread so far!!!) :D
What is a page?
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Wow!!!! :eek:
What is a Page?
It's a Life Jacket!!!!!! ;)
What would cats really buy if they could drive to a grocery store, push a cart and select items?
My cats would buy beer and pretzels!!! I never buy them and they feel deprived!!! :eek:
What do you do with a nail file?
There you are again!!!! ;)
What do you do with a Nail File?
Nail files are grand for playing ping- pong , substituting cotton balls of course!!!! It's a fast game, so one needs to practice before entering competiton!!
What is a remote control Car?
It's a car that has a remote control in it that can open your garage door. It can even turn your tv on so it will be all warmed up for you when you get inside!
What is a can opener?
Moff~ If you ever find out what a Can opener is, Please let me know as soon as possible so I can give it to my Husband and my son!!! :cool:
What is the world is an Internet Forum?
It's a site where people show off pictures of their belly buttons --- UG LY !!!
What is a chinchilla?
A Chinchilla is a South Western Sandwich~ and a very tasty one too~
thinly sliced steak, grilled and then smothered with onions, peppers, tomatoes, lettuce, sinfully rich sauces , all rolled up into a soft "Pita" pocket,!! Gosh, Chichillas are so delicious!!!
Liz Taylor, Gretta Garbo, Marilyn Monroe, Jean Harlow, Gene Tierney, can you continue............ :rolleyes: