A form of kitty litter!!! Dust free!!!
What are pumpkins used for?
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A form of kitty litter!!! Dust free!!!
What are pumpkins used for?
a delicacy, that all field mice dream about~~~ :o
Why is MUSIC so incredible to listen to?
because music is a thing you have to listen to 24/7 and if you don't you will die.
what is a remot control?
A remote control? :eek:
That's a close to the heart instinct!! Very hard to ignor too!! :o
Why did God give us animals? :rolleyes: :p
because we needed them to take us everywhere.
what is a lamp?
A lamp you ask?
It is just a lovely word, meaning *light*~ A lamp guides our footsteps ,you know ;)
woops, i'm supposed to answer WRONG :eek: :o
Oh well,
Next question.:
What is a hail storm?
hail storm is a storm that has all the angels hail's float around.
what is a tambourine?
It's a swing for monkeys to play on.
Who is The Great Pumpkin?
Mrs. Mack.
What is a printer?! What is it for?!
A printer is a machine that puts the little faces on the PEEPS candy that comes out at Easter time.
Who is Charlie Brown?
Charlie Brown is a brand of brownies back in the 1430's
What is Pet Talk?!
It's a message board for animals to get together and chat about their humans. Some of their "people of the day" entries are really interesting!!!
Do monkeys wear shoes?
Yes they wear tap shoes and dance all day!
What are pacers?!
We posted a minute apart yesterday :DQuote:
Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
Pumpkins are a re-invented chamber pot for Red Necks!!! :D
( I couldn't miss the chance to miss a giggle attack)
I'll answer your other the next question on The Wrong Game. ;)
They're more of a technique, then a "thing"~Quote:
Originally Posted by Almita
It works like this, you tie both of your shoes together~ It teaches patience as well, sort of like an added bonus!!!
What was a rain barrel, Do people still use them today?
That's what they call the barrels monkeys love to play in. That's where the saying "more fun than a barrel of monkeys" came from.
What are grits?
Grits are those chocolate chip candies everyone eats now a days.
What is politics?!
It's a game our congress people play. They say mean things about each other trying to drive us normal people crazy. Whoever drives the most of us nutz in a given amount of time, wins!!! I do wish they would stop playing this game!!! I'm usually one of the first ones to go nutz! :eek:
What is smut?
Smut is a smudge on dogs.
What is a control panel?!
Now we are back into* politics *again :D (Dorothy39 has laugh attack on Pet TalK)
Control Panel ( get it!!!) :D
Where do Coffee Beans, Vanilla Beans, and Navy Beans ~~Grow?
In the wide open plains of Kansas where there is plenty of room for the "natural" gas they produce to air out!!! :eek:
What are mumps?
:D :D Having a laugh attack :D :D :D
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Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
Ahem: Mumps are "gas" attacks in the Cranium Department!!
Haystacks........hand pumps.......trashers.............lanterns......... ...eating out doors...........what is the picture ~ that you develop in your mind?
:rolleyes:
Careful!!! Kansas is having a VERY WINDY DAY TODAY!!!! I'd be on the look out for fallout heading your way if I were you!!! :eek: :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
This sounds just like our last family reunion!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
Who is the HEADLESS HORSEMAN???
Oh , Don't think that Dorothy doesn't keep track of* THE TWISTERS!!!!*
Read about " Lots of em near Dodge City~ and Ulysses!!! :eek:
And, who is the Headless Horseman? :eek:
Tom Thumb!!! ( Don't let his size fool ya for one minute!!!)
um, question? :D
Quote:
Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
Woops:
Bobbing for apples........hayrides..........noise makers........... popcorn ball..........What's another Halloween Tradition :rolleyes:
Coloring eggs and hiding them for the Great Pumpkin to find!!!
What color is the Great Pumpkin?
Purple!
She doesn't get it... what does she not get?!
She doesn't get "table scraps" :p
What are all the Witches cooking up today? :eek:
Fish guts and frog eye stew!!! Want a bowl? :D
What is your favorite Halloween treat?
I'll be right over Moff!!!!( runs off to find broom!!!!!)
My favorite treat of all time for Halloween is "Goats Eyes"!!!! I suggest you try these "snappy little tidbits, eh ..eh ..eh..
Do you think Harry Houdini will actually deliver that message tonight? :eek:
um, Dorothy doesn't ride a broom - that's the wicked witch! just click those ruby slippers together. They'll bring you to Kansas. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
There has been a coverup!!!!! Harry Houdini already delivered that message years ago!!!! The politically correct people don't want anyone to believe in anything so they hushed it all up. Wasn't the message Rosebud????
What does BOO mean?
That's a Standing Ovation~ All those Tap Dancing Classes have Paid off!!!
and a 1, and a 2 ............
Orson Wells once did a Radio Broadcast that Scared the Entire Nation, has any other Radio speaker achieved such a fanfare since?
Well, Rush Limbaugh is trying but I don't think he's quite there yet.
How do you play Sudoku?
You take your left arm in,
You stick your right arm out,
You lift your right knee up,
and you shake your foot around,
You do the Ol sudoki, till it seems you've got the Gout!!
That's what it's all about!! :p
What's A Scrabble Board ?
A Scrabble board is a race trace for mice and hamsters. You put them on it and watch them Scrabble about!!! Come on #7!!!
What is a pinguin?
and penguin is a tap dancer
what is water?!
It's the stuff we all need to breathe in to live.
What games to birds play?