Pocket lint really comes from your belly button!!! Innies create more lint than outies!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
Do worms have ears?
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Pocket lint really comes from your belly button!!! Innies create more lint than outies!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
Do worms have ears?
Of course worms have ears , silly you~ How else can they keep their glasses on?
What is a book worm? :cool:
A book worm is a little critter that lives in bookstores, slinks around and quietly rearranges books on the shelves just enough that shoppers can't find what they're looking for.
Why are apples associated with teachers?
Because, too much of either one can give you the "runs" :DQuote:
Originally Posted by cassiesmom
How long does a Cat Nap last?
23 hours!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
What is a caramel apple?
A caramel apple is a type of tree.
What does it mean when you are smiling??
It means run for the hills, you are cranky!!! ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by KittyGurl
Why won't men ask for directions when they are lost?
When each man is born a GPS system is placed inside their brains....so if they get lost and ask for directions, they are admitting that their internal wiring is screwy! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
Why does the sun rise from the east and set in the west?
The sun rises in the East and Sets in the West, This is to help Men focus on their direction. ~~~~~ Now, if they only remember the rule. :D
Here's a Beauty tip Question.
What can be applied to the face to soften the skin and prevent wrinkles while sleeping? :rolleyes:
Oh ... I know!! You take a blender and blend together gummie worms, butterscotch syrup, red pepper flakes and 1 leaf from a Red Oak tree.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
It works WONDERS!!!
What can you use on your feet for dry/cracked heels?
Uhmmmmm... mayonnaise? (You might smell like a sandwich shop, though.)Quote:
Originally Posted by pitc9
What can I put on my extremely itchy insect bites?
Gun Powder mixed with Honey works best, followed with a lighted match to the site . It takes your mind off from the itching for a little while anyway :D
What is a coffee table?
A coffee table is a donut shapped like a table that you dip in your coffee. It keeps you from getting bored with the round donuts.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
Do snakes snore?
Yes indeed Snakes Snore~ They suffer from tongue twisters as well!
What kind of car does George Jetson drive now a days?
He drives a model T hover car. Times aren't so good for the Jetsons these days since Rosie the robot ran off with George's boss.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
What are slickers?