Thanks, Jalb, that guy likes cloudy days!!
Some one has tell me what this one means :p
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Thanks, Jalb, that guy likes cloudy days!!
Some one has tell me what this one means :p
It means that he wants to eat you like a popsicle!
Why do I comb my hair?
so that it will become tangled. What is an atom?
Something that blows up the earth.
Why do cows moo?
because they don't know how to coo. What is a whale?
it is something like fork.
where are the stars?
right in front of our face. Where is the ocean?
in the middle of new york city
where is oklahoma?
In my bathtub!
What makes a cat purr?
the sound of a car
why do we have cups?
All the better to spill.
What do we have bees for?
to sell avon products.
what are the best tennis courts made of?
of snow!
why do we have basketball hoops?
For blowing bubbles during half time. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Almita
Why do tennis shoes squeak on the gym floor?
Cuz they are talking to the other shoes
Why do we have sun glasses?