I put sugar on mine, but I've seen farmers spread manure on theirs!!! :eek:
Marilyn Monroe, Jayne Mansfield, Madonna..............what comes next?
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I put sugar on mine, but I've seen farmers spread manure on theirs!!! :eek:
Marilyn Monroe, Jayne Mansfield, Madonna..............what comes next?
Miss Piggy!!!!
What is a rodeo?
:D That is a classic!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
A rodeo is a water sport, popular in Florida. It requires tremendous trust and skill to stand on the back of two dolphins while a speed boat shifts into high gear!!! :eek: ( 0h, I can't look)
Lucille Ball, Phyllis Diller, Anne Meara.............. what comes next in the female comedy line up?
Cindy Bear, Yogi's girl friend!!!
What is boot hill?
That was space on the "Older " Candy Land game board. When you picked up THAT card, well, you were basically~~out of the game!!!
Are there mice in Hawaii?
Sure are! They look adorable running around in their little flowered shorts, sandals and sunglasses!!! :eek:
What is a paper cut?
:D ( na, I won't type that) :D
a paper cut is your share of the paycheck!!!!! after taxes :eek:
What is a savings withdrawel?
In my case, it's the withdrawl I go through when I realize I have no savings!!! :eek:
What is a romper?
A very small stone that gets lodged in your shoe!!!!
Thi chi aeobics, Tap Dancing, running in place,............... :D ..........what comes next? :rolleyes:
The Hokey pokey!!!
Why does a kangaroo hop?
:D You did it again!!! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
A kangaroo hops because God didn't give him wings!!!!
Gleam toothpaste, Aero Wax, Rinso Blue, Salvo, Puffa Puffa Rice, King Stir.......what comes next :eek:
Charman toilet paper? :eek:
What DO kangaroo's keep in their pouches?
Some change, (mostly quarters) and one precription from the DR.
You're good at these Moff: :cool:
Kermit the Frog, The Great Karnak, Don Rickles , Gilda Radner........ open the envelope please............ and the winner is......... :rolleyes:
The FONZ from Happy Days!!!
What does a butler do?
He watches 'Top Banana' on TV all day! :p
What do superheroes do?
They really do eat FAST FOOD and they get a pay check for doing all those GOOD DEEDS!!!( look at your pay stub, it's there :eek: ) :D
Peter Pan, Tinker Bell, The Good Fairy, Santa Claus ........... What makes them so magic? :rolleyes:
Peanutbutter!!! They eat lots and lots of it!!!
What is sugar used for?
To trap the handy man near you!!! sort of like the Honey Dew thingy!! ;)
Where do the Yellow Jackets hang out, now that all the Outhouses have been condemned?
I think they are all here in Kansas down by our river. They enjoy a fly threw from time to time down our main street!!! :eek:
What is a car tag?
That's a secret Code!!! I have one just like it on my left arm, only it was called a smallpox vacine scar! Secret codes, go figure :rolleyes:
Redi Kilowatt, Kilroy, Bucky Beaver, Elsie the Cow............ whose name is missing in this line up :rolleyes:
Rudolph the red nosed reindeer!!!
Do ducks dance?
Moff, you're ALWAYS there :eek: :DQuote:
Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
Why certainly Ducks Dance~~ Haven't you seen Daisy Duck doing the Disco Dance, for Donald :eek: (she's a riot ;) )
Why did Donald Duck take "VOICE" pills ?:o
You've heard how wonderful his voice is! His voice pills are really vitamins to help keep it that way!!!
What do you do with mud puddles?
You have to throw "Dandilion seeds" into them ( make a fuzzy wish while doing it , too) According to a childhood friend I knew ;) )
Who is Joe Bazooka?
He's the guy who invented Bubble gum. He even named one of the brands after himself.
What is the difference between a burp and a hic cup?
Goodness, I had to dig for You Moff!!! :cool:
A burp, means that you are not getting enough to eat ( checking out the staples here ------ :rolleyes: ----- Hey, Let's make some hashbrowns with Bacon and Eggs :o )
A hic~ up? Means you're eating to fast. ( use a fork instead of a spoon)
What in the world is a Quilt Label? :confused:
It's one of those personalized address labels that shows different types of quilts on it.
What is a cocoon?
That's a "state of mind" phrase. , meaning, full of life, ready to take on the world, vigoriously accomplishing multiply tasks.
Are there Rest Rooms aboard Helecopters?
I certainly hope so!!! I'd hate to think they had to chuck that stuff overboard!!! :eek:
Who is Frankenstein?
He is a man who bobs for apples.
What is football?
Football is a game played with a little white ball. You try and kill it with a bat!!!
What does "trick or treat" mean?
Trick or treat means. Trick your food to fall on the floor and treat it with a pet to be eaten.
:D Good answer!!!
Next question? :D
Trick or treat means. Trick your food to fall on the floor and treat it with a pet to be eaten.
What is a witch?
A witch is a soft, feminine dream fairy~ She can make all your dreams come true.
What is a Warlock? :eek:
Warlock is a lock that you use for the war.
what is a colored pencil?
A useful tool for changing the color of your eyebrows!!! ;)
It seems that anything goes these days :rolleyes:
How does Tinker Bell make all that "fancy" fairy dust?
Tinker bell just sneezes and poof! there's the dust!
what does "silhouettes" mean?
another "sewing " project for Peter!!! (ouch)
What is a Nanny?
an artist who has been painting for many many years.
what is cottage cheese?