Phunn, Phunn, PHUNN Tyme Had By ALL!
SmokeMutt, BarkPark Dawggie Korrispondent, (finally) checkin in
wiff da Bark Park Tailz...
We gotz off to a bit of a rockey start ~
Dad wuz doin Fiur Stuff all day Saturday; we played Chaze da Kat inna howze till he got home an let us out. Cin sez "Lets put sum purfume on fur da trip... Watch yur Tail onna lektrik wire!" Nice batch a fresh Horsey Pooh purfume ballz inna Horsey Pen. We put LOTTSA purfume on an found Dad puttin stuff inna kar. Jumped inna back seet an sed "Less GO!"
Dad sez "OUT! We dont go till mornin!
:eek: Whutz dat *STINK*?!"
Uhhhh-Ooooh! Lil too much purfume??
Da trip to buy eggz fur da kookies took a lil longer than planned - we gotz a Soapy Baff inna BigLake! NUTZ! Allua Guyz will be laffin atta BarkPark kuz we smell like lil *prissiez* now! :(
Mornin ~ On da Road Agin - Heded West! BarkPark, here we come!
Started gettin *antzie* soon as we krossed da lil rickittee bridge an saw da Reservoir! Started doin seat filp-flopz a mile away. Da *Yappin an Whinin* started when we passed da BarkPark. "DAD!! Ya passed da driveway!!"
"Calm Down", sez Dad. We motured into Towne ta check the detourz so we kuld get Binx an hiz Mom back outta Towne an heded home latur...
Lot more *Yappin & Yelpin* when we got back to da Park! We wuz FURST Wunz ta pull in!! Dad unpacked da Stuff, an allua Guyz an Galz started arrivin!!
OH Happie Daze!
Buncha NEW Facez!
Lil Ringo an Mamma Baylee got da Yungest Dawg & Hoomin prize;
An da Reel Purdy Nebo (escorted by Amy [wolf_Q] and Melissa) got da Longest Distance Traveled Award - 1,886 Miles - allua way frum *Utah*!
Runner-Up inna Longest Distance wuz da Dynamik Duo of Simba an Nala - dey kame amlost 1,700 milez frum Florida - wiff Miz KayAnn an her Dad, Mistur Ken! An Mistur Ken otta get a Speshul Award - 1700 milez wiff two Dawgz anna TeenAger inna truck = wow! He must have da paceshuntz of a Saint!
Da prize fur Littlest Kritter prolly goze to Sammy, da KAT! Lil Sammy dint venture inta da BarkPark Yard - but he held hiz own out by da Pavilun! He hadda Neet lil set-up - big wire Howze wiffa grass floor, baffroom tray, plush bed, krunchies an waddur, tree fur shade. An he went fur Walkiez in hiz lil harness! An he dint take no guff frum us Dawgs...
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Yeah, well, if my Mom wasn't here I'd kick your butt!
An our Buddie Mr. BINX made it, too! Wuz a lil wurried he mite not be upta *snuff* aftur hiz Zippur job - but he wuz in Top Form all day!
We dun allua usual stuff inna Park ~
Lotta Butt Sniffin ta say Hellow ta ebberbuddie...
Then da Runnin, Chazin, Jumpin, Rasslin... :cool:
Anna TREETZ! Ho BOY! LOTTSA Treetz! Ebery Hoomin inna joint hadda Treet Pouch or Box a GUDDIEZ!
Lil dizappointed agin -
Mistur Mike an Miz Molly brung da Lil Horsey - Miz Jazzy - but dey furgotz ta bring her Saddle! :mad: We wuz Sooo lookin forward to a Poney Ride! :(
Da Hoominz moved da Kamp over unner da Big Treez inna shade so nunbuddie gotz too hot. Problum wuz der wuz Sooo mennie Hoominz dey kept sittin onna Treet Tabul benchez - made it reel hard fur Cinnerz ta klimb up an grab treetz!
Miz Johanna blew da Lunch Whissel fur da Hoominz, so a buncha dem started cookin. Then Dad jumped inna Traktur Kar an :eek: *LEFT* us ta go get summore charkoal startur juze. We prolly did a bit TOO Much *Yappin & Shout Barkin* bout dat - (**SORRIE fur bein so Obnoxshus wiff dat!**)
Dad sendz Speshul Tanks! to Mistur Mike an Miz Molly fur bringin all da Neet Hoomin Grub!!
WHUT!? WE dint get nunna dat!
Hadda New Event this tyme ~
Allua Kritterz got ta Sine In wiffa Paw Print onna Guest Book!
Dat wuz Mayor Karen's Gud Idea! We onlee missed getttin a few Pawz -
EBBERBUDDIE gotta membur ta Sine In next tyme!!
Aftur lunch - ebberbuddie back inna BarkPark fur more Play Tyme!
An more TREETZ!
Cinnerz musta thunk she wuz wearin her Police Badge ~
She kept *Yappin* iffin sumbuddie started chazin an barkin aftur anudder Dawggie... Gud Grief - dey'z onlee havin Phunn! :rolleyes: Take a Braek an CHILL Out, Bossie!
Nunbuddie ebber got der Fur inna Fluff - ebberbuddie had a Gud Tyme wiff ebberbuddie else.
WAY Too Soon da Hoominz started lookin at the durn wrist klockz - mumblin bout how fur it wuz ta get back home... Aw, NUTZ! Summa da Guyz got rounded up to hed back home... :(
We helped kollekt sum last Paw Printz inna Book;
then Dad axked Miz Amy to do sum Art Werk onna covur of Da Book.
WOW! Miz Amy duz NICE WERK wiffa Pen!!
Miz Karen is reelee gonna *Like dat Book*!
We rounded up waddur jugz an hung em back onna fence;
an picked up summa da Toyz inna yard...
Then noticed OMG! We'z da Last Wunz here!
We locked uppa Gate an loaded our stuff inna kar.
Cinnerz played Co-Pilut till we gotz to da Reservoir...
ME? I wuz Sawin Logs (Zzzzzzzz!) affore we wuz outta da parkin lot!
Dad wuz a lil *groggie* onna trip home...
Not payin atenshun when Root 30 turned offa Root 23 - so we took
da *seenik trip* down 23 fur a wayz an kame back to find 30 agin.
He dun bettur aftur dat kapur... till we wandured inta an Exzit Onlee
Lane onna Innerstate... Took anudder *seenik detour* up an
ober da exzit rampz. :rolleyes:
Wun stop fur gass anna *splash a waddur* onna facebonez,
(sez Cinnerz - *I* dont membur no *gass stoppin*)
an we wuz back atta Ranch by 11 a-klok.
So dat'z my Tail, an I'z stickin to-it!
Iffin ya missed dis Gathurin ~ Shame On Ya!
Ask yur Folks ta Bring Ya on Labur Day WeekEnd -
SUNDAY, August 31!!
Same Place - RiverBend Bark Park - Hancock County Parks -
FINDLAY, Ohio!
Here'z da *link* to the Invitation...
Pet Talk Meeting ~ Findlay, Ohio Bark Park ~ Aug 31 ~ BE THERE!
Y'all kant BELIEVE How Much *PHUNN* us Dawggiez
anna Hoominz have at theeze Gathurinz!!
Come Wun - Come ALL!!
See Ya on Labur Day SUNDAY!!
/s/ Smokey, da Dawggie Korrispondent :D
