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Originally Posted by cassiesmom
Because you told the clouds to rain, and coustomer support listened.
Why is an orange called an orange?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by cassiesmom
Because you told the clouds to rain, and coustomer support listened.
Why is an orange called an orange?
So nothing can ever rhyme with it. It doesn't want to be put in cheesy poems!Quote:
Originally Posted by sweetpatata6
What are vacuum cleaners used for?
A vacuum cleaner is the perfect place to hang folded (paper) shopping bags.
What's the difference between the colors purple and violet?
One is green and one is orange
what is a phone?
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Originally Posted by Almita
DUH! A phone is what you use to write a letter with!
What's the number to 911?
911 is the numbers for a pen department special!
What is a lottery?
A lottery is a type of buggy for a horse to pull.Quote:
Originally Posted by Almita
What do you do in an air plane?
What do I do in an airplane? Enjoy the wonders of travel by rail.
What causes traffic jams?
One little old lady on a bicycle.Quote:
Originally Posted by cassiesmom
Can frogs read?
Can frogs read? No, because the pond water is too murky.
What is a near miss?
An unmarried girl who is standing close to you.Quote:
Originally Posted by cassiesmom
What is a spud?
A spud is one of the narrow uprights in the frame of a building that holds up drywall.
Why are peaches fuzzy?
Because peaches don't have razors.Quote:
Originally Posted by cassiesmom
What is a ceiling fan?
A fan to keep the ceiling from overheating :D Ceilings are prone to sweating :DQuote:
Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
What is Pet Talk? :D
Pet Talk... is what my cat watches on daytime television while I'm at work.
Where does wind come from?