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You didn't hear about it? Well, her and Clara Edwards got into one heck of a cat fight ( something about pickles or Roses :rolleyes: -can't recall). Barney was yelling "ANDY ---(blows whistle) ANDY!!!! Come on girls, break it up--- Let's just say that Otis will be a bit surprised when he stumbles into the court house this weekend!!!!
Did Floyd Lawson ever sing in the Church Choir?
Yes, he sings Bass every Sunday now.
What is a French fry?
A European sunburn of course!!!! :cool:
What is a Taco Bell? :rolleyes:
It's a yummy taco made in the shape of a bell. It's called designer food and is all the rage south of the border.
Do birds have bowed legs?
Only those who persistantly sit Indian Style during leisure!!!
Where do Cats keep their mittens during Winter?
In their pockets just like we do!
Is it true that mice like cheese?
That's another fable that all those old cartoons taught us. Mice turn their noses up to it~preferring instead to dine out at a Tree Trunk Truck Stop for Greasy fried slugs, worms and even stir fried weeds.
How can you tell if Fairies have been in your Garden?
Because they eat everything in sight!!! They are big pigs for being so tiny. One fairy can eat 14 times his/her body weight in one meal. If your garden disappears over night it's a safe bet to say the fairies stopped by for a meal!!!
Do pigs ever use napkins?
Yes, Pigs always use napkins. I sat and watched a Pig video on the Food Network Channel, in it, a real heavy sow demonstrated how to properly fold a napkin into many different shapes.
Do Robins date Blue Jays?
LOL!!!
Yes, robins not only date blue jays, they marry them. You should see their babies. SOOOOO Cute. They are called r-jays and look like a blue robin with an attitude!!!
Do skunks have good table manners?
Yes, Shunks do have very good table manners, as long as every thing is tasty and not too hot or cold~~~~ but woe to the poor guy sitting next to a shunk at Wendy's and his Chili just won't cool off!!!!
Can Tubberware be recycled?
Okay~~~ so I'm addicted to playing "The Wrong Game" :rolleyes: :D
Tubberware can be recycled you have to put them in water bottles and there yah go!
What are cell phones??
Something you hold to your ear in the car so you crash.
What are purses for?
Purses are to hold your pots and pans in.
What do you do with a book?
Purses are for storing all kinds of animal food ~~~ from Squirrel Food to pidgeon food, to cat and dog food, Just don't get them :D mixed up with your breath mints!!!!
What in the heck is a Micro Chip? :rolleyes: :cool:
Kathy we posted at the same time hehe. But i'll answer yours.
Micro Chip is a brand name for potato chips!
What is a camera used for?
A camera makes a great "book-end", provided you have a matching set!!!
What is a Palm Reader? :eek:
Palm Reader is a reader that goes to palm trees and reads to them!
What is it with computers these days?
Computers have been converted into "Yack Boxes"~ sort of like the phrase used for the television ~ "The Idiot Box"~ (as my Dad used to say) :D
Can Pet Talk addiction be Treated? :rolleyes: :D
Fraid not!!! No known cure for PT addiction but then again, who wants to be cured? :eek: (I've heard there is a 7 step program to cure it but have never witnessed it myself).
What is plastic used for?
Home Construction. It is durable and dependable against heat and cold. I also add it to my pasta dishes !!! :D ( am I on a roll or what :rolleyes: )
Have you ever gnawed on a dog chewie?
Yes i do it all the time. Doesn't everyone??
What does "pin your wings down" really mean?
Hold Your Horses, and run on foot as fast as you can go!!!
What is meant by "Burning Your Candle at Both Ends?"
Not feeling to alert today so let me see if I can get the old brain cells to remember that saying: oh, now I remember. Back in the olden days, candles were made with wicks poking out from both ends instead of being flat on one side for them to sit up on. When you burn your candle at both ends, you light both ends at once then hold it horizonally when you walk. It gives double the light that way!!!
What is a grapenut?
(That was pretty good Moff)
What is a grapenut?
That's a picture of someone sitting alone, with their eyes staring down at the empty box of Sun Maid Raisens, Muttering~~ "I can't Believe I Ate the Whoooole Thing !!!!"
Does an "Un Watched Pot" still Boil? :rolleyes:
The world will never know because if you watch a pot it is no longer "un watched" so we can't tell if it would boil or not. They are sneaky that way! :eek:
Are elves real?
Yes, very real!!!! I've seen an older one, right under the pine trees in our back yard. He's up to something~~ :rolleyes:
Do Frogs steal chewing gum with their tongues?( Yeah, I'm on a roll) :cool:
Of course, if they stuck their foot in your mouth to grab it, you would be more apt to notice!!! :eek:
Do fish were under wear?
Do fish wear underwear? :D Yes indeed~ and laundry day can get real testy!!!! ( good thing they don't drive, huh!!!)
Why is it customary to wear clean underwear when going into town? ( the stuff our Mother's taught us :D )
because its a hip trend wearing clean underwear.
what is soda REALLY like?
Baking Soda or Soda pop ?:rolleyes:
Baking soda is useless to have around, once you buy the stuff, theres no getting rid of it.
Soda Pop , however, has several properties, (powers)~ You can bathe in it, wash your car with it, and even brush your teeth with it!!! It's cheap too!!!
What is Cotton Candy?
cotton candy is hard candy shaped like cotton very good.
what is a mouse?
A mouse is a TITLE given to the Top Telemarketer in Sales. (I think I spelled that right :rolleyes: )!!!
Are Zip Loc Bags useful?
Not really, they are just something to spend money on. Their only purpose is to make their inventor rich.
What do crickets do?
One night stands in Chicago~
hard work, lifting, aching muscles, what comes next......... :rolleyes:
Dressing in a tutu and dancing the Nutcracker suite? :eek:
What is a penguin?
:D You caught me!!!!!( that was a good one moff!! ;) )
a penquin ? One out a billion constellations seen in the Western Hemisphere this time of year!!!!! ( also, a Zodiac Sign)
Does anyone remember Roy Rogers?
Roy Rogers? Wasn't he Mr. Roger's older brother? ;)
What ever happened to Barney Fife?
He's doing great , I caught up with him about a week ago~ ~ Brother, Him and that Juanita!!!! :rolleyes: (Thelma Lou is really going to get witchy)
What is a furnace filter ?