Babies aren't made. They grow in cabbage patches. I thought everyone knew that! ;) :DQuote:
Originally Posted by sweetpatata6
What do kangaroo's really keep in their pouches?
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Babies aren't made. They grow in cabbage patches. I thought everyone knew that! ;) :DQuote:
Originally Posted by sweetpatata6
What do kangaroo's really keep in their pouches?
A "romance novel" and a pair of boxing gloves :D
Is it really true about "Bon Ami" cleansing powder, " It hasn't scratched yet"
Gosh is that a fairy tale!!! Bon Ami is the reason we have the Grand Canyon. Talk about a big scratch!!! They just hid the fact with a cleaver marketing ad!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
How many toes does a worm have?
A worm has one big toe. You don't actually see the worm. You see it's toe ;)
What is spring?
Spring is a very yummy cake that everyone makes in the summer! It goes great with watermelon.Quote:
Originally Posted by KittyGurl
What is a noodle?
A noodle is a great big pot that you can use to make soup.
Why do cicadas hum?
They are in a chorus. :p
Why do cats NOT come in green?
They do. They just hide it under black fur!Quote:
Originally Posted by Maltese_Love
What is a blue moon?
A blue moon is a moon who has been crying.
what is chicken?
Chicken is a little green critter that lives in a swamp!!! They make a tasty bbq!
What is the big dipper?
Big dipper is the scoop that gets the ice cream out of the carton and into my bowl FASTEST!
What is a picture frame?
A picture frame is the biggest star in the world. You might think, well, where is it? Well, you can't see it cuase it's invisible!
What is the sun?
The sun is a big glass of milk that covers the earth.
what is a smile?
A smile is a hug for your heart. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Almita
Is a bug in a rug really snug?
no, because he's always being walked on :eek:
why does it always rain the day I get my car washed?