a turnip is a fish that turns a lot!
what is a donut?
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a turnip is a fish that turns a lot!
what is a donut?
A donut? It's a brownie with no-nuts!
What does LOL stand for?
LOL stands for Love our liver. It was started by livers who were feeling unappreciated.
What is a horse fly?
That's an "every day word" for extras that appear on Old Western Television shows. ( they have no speaking parts but are aware of the main plot)
What is meant by Down Home Cookin?
(was wondering where you were - glad you are back) :D
Down home cookin is where you open up lots of canned stuff and pass it off as stuff you made yourself from scratch. It can also apply to frozen things that you "bake yourself" in the oven.
What is scotch tape?
(I'm Baaaaack!!!!! :rolleyes: )
Scotch Tape is a new and improved "portable liquor"(melts in your mouth, not in you hand)~ disguised as plain old cellophane tape. What will they think of next, huh!! :rolleyes:
What is a Beany Baby?
a beany baby is a baby that is meany hence they put a "b" instead of an "m"
what is nailpolish?
A very harsh, weather resistant coating for protruding nails !!Why pound them when you can dresss them up pretty!!! ;)
What is a Wild Hare?
Wild hare is hare on your head that dances wild.
What is a kitten?
A tiny lion that thinks it's a panther.
What is a boiled egg?
Herman Munsters favorite noon time snack at the Funeral Parlor!! (Oh Boiled, Oh Boiled, Oh Boiled another egg!!!)
What is Jiffy Mix?
It's party mix made with Jiffy peanut butter! YUMMY!!!
What are bloomers?
Early bloomers or Late Bloomers? :D (thinking of Paul Lynde now :D )
Early Bloomers are teens with lots of acne and of course, bouncy walks.
Late Bloomers don't have acne anymore, and can now fill out the Prom dress!!!( as well as scare the snot out of everyone else attending ;)
What's a Floor Show?
:D Thanks to you, I just spit tea on one of my cats!!! heehee
(swim for it chester)
A floor show is where modles show off the newest line of floors for those interested in updating their current floors!!!
What is a monkey wrench?
A monkey wrench is a wrench that is shaped like a monkey, sounds like a monkey when used, and colored like a monkey.
What is a rat?
Hillbilly slang for the word " right ":
Bessy, Get yer duff in the vee- hickle, rat now!!!!
Jackie Gleason, Jonathan Winters, Art Carney, Red Skelton,~~~~ what name would you type next? ;)
Jackie Lane :p
What would everyone normally do if you had only corn to eat?
Invest in Lumber, for tooth picks!!! ;)
How far can a Camel spit? :cool: :D
A camel can spit 1.25 miles long. If its a big one 365.2 miles long.
How black is black?
Too bright of a shade to type!!! :eek: It hurts your eyes to look at it!!! :cool:
What do Ostriches dream about?
Ostriches dream about why they always put their heads in the ground.
What would you do if you were on the moon?
Fret about not bringing crackers!!!( Darn, I knew there was somthing I needed to bring along!!! :confused: )
How many peas are in a pod?
There are 2.65 peas in a pod.
What would you do with a klondike bar?
I would politely( and oh so carefully) hand it over to the "Bear" that came to sit beside me!!!
What is a Dragon Fly?
It's a flying dragon, what else? I saw one in my yard today. Big old sucker he was too!!!
What is a booger?
The darned crap on the house and windows from those creepy Dragon Flies!!! ( oh, and when they fly into a window!!!! :eek: )
When do Dragon Flies ~~~Fly south?( typing too many flies :D )
They fly south in the spring! They want to be sure and be south for the hottest weather. They like to sweat a lot!!! :eek:
What is a cracker jack?
What is a Cracker Jack?
:rolleyes: That's the useless Jack variety, located in the trunk of your car, previously called "The Bumper Jack"~~ with each pump, it makes a creeky sound!!!
What is a Floor Jack?
That's a man named Jack you puts down floors in houses.
What is a chocolate chip?
Small pieces of a Hershey Bar left among the bed sheets!!!! You find them all over your body the next day!!!!
What do "Oddie and Garfield" do now days? I can see them on my coffee cup!!! :rolleyes: ;)
They are now workers for the FBI.
What is Coldplay?
That's when you are a kid and are driving you mom nuts and she tosses you outside to "get some fresh air" and it's freezing outside!!! My mom did that a lot for some reason!!! :eek:
What is pickle relish?
A highly useful decoration for making "Christmas Cards"!!! Great Texture and lasts for years!!!!
How do Field Mice heat their little homes in the Winter?
They use tiny propane tanks. They have to wait until the harvest is all in though. Don't want a combine or tractor hitting even a tiny propane tank! :eek:
What is tea?
That's the little word that field mice yell out when they are playing Golf with left over wheat kernals---TEE!!!--The meadow bugs just roll their eyes :rolleyes:
Why does a Squirrel have such a long and fluffy tail?
To make bunnies jealous!!!
What does passing gas mean? ;)
Driving past the "High Priced Stations" and praying that there is ONE MORE CHANCE to get a deal!!! ;) (That was my wrong answer!!! :D )
What is a dog earred magazine?
It's a magazine that pictures dog's ears - it's sort of their version of the swim suit issue!!!
Do cat's see colors?
Only when they run smack dab into a wall while running and playing together!!!
Why do cats hate getting wet?
Because it makes their hair stick out is all directions making them look like puff balls. They hate bad hair days!!!
What ever happened to Aunt Bea of the Andy Griffin show?