Thursday's #143-The House of MOFF

g'afternoon all - it's been a WEIRD morning.

I go to leave for work and my heart sinks; there was an egg about 4 inches away from my back tire. (The neighborhood brats have nothing better to do - they ruined the paintjob on my old car and have hit my new one once. :mad: ) Luckily, the car wasn't hit at all.

I did notice that this egg looked more like it had been dropped (there wasn't the "splat" look that they get when they've been thrown). We have big pine trees beside the drive way; it almost looked like it had come from a nest but, of course, this egg was MUCH bigger than the sparrows and blue jays that live here.

I looked up the street and towards the alley of the neighboring block (we live on a corner lot). There sits an egg carton and ........ a duck! :eek: So I don't know who the culprit was this time.

Mr. Duck isn't here now; I hope he made it home safely!



Oh yeah...
I poured a glass of V8 and took it to work today; the boss wanted to know if it was a bloody mary. LOL I couldn't help but think... "Well, it IS Thursday." ;)

(There's a story preceding this.... Once on my way to work, I grabbed what I THOUGHT was a diet coke. I didn't think too much about it -didn't even look at the can- until my boss asked, "Are you gonna drink that?" "Yep." "Well, uh... could you wait until after work?" I glanced at my coaster -- I'd grabbed a bud light instead of a diet coke! :o :eek: opps!)

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Originally Posted by lbaker

Some people really do say "tomahtoe" but does anyone ever say Potaahtoe? That joke reminded me of Dan Quayle too :D Holey Moley, GW and Dan Quayle explaining policy :rolleyes:

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Quayle and Bush....Sounds like a Green Party pairing..Or something the NRA would support? :confused:

Gini,

Let's call the whole thing off? :D
Let me help with the fridge!

MOFF,

A round of CNT's, A cvc and onion rings!

DONE?

LH,
The joke is funnier should you think about it in his drawl and add the blank look after DC explains! ;)

OH, so that is where that burnt plastic smell comes from...I am used to walking by the operating rooms when they have that cautery thing going on :eek:

Are you talking about the blender on the 2 stroke engine? I forgot where I saw that......funny!


LOH,
Welcome back, I thought we might have scared you away!!!

Hi Tray!


Hi T&P...

I gave her some money....she MAY have gone shopping with the pizza money... :eek:


Come on Mario, Lady and Possum....let's go for a walk around the neighborhood.....maybe we can find the Zipster!

Zippy, wait a minute here. You find a duck sitting on an egg carton but find an egg in your driveway. Do ducks in New Mexico usually lay their eggs in the carton :confused: ;)

It's just a bacon and cheese Queche , No duck eggs . I have heard that one the other day . V8 are you trying to make the rest of us look bad (something good for you)
Not to take away from MOFFS big day but hallua I got my car fixed and back .Whaooooo I took a drive to day in the snow. Ya baby!!!!

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Originally Posted by RICHARD

LOH,
Welcome back, I thought we might have scared you away!!!

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No you didn't scare me away. Someone has to take care or things while the other half is hanging out with you guys. ;)

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Originally Posted by Corinna

It's just a bacon and cheese Queche , No duck eggs . I have heard that one the other day . V8 are you trying to make the rest of us look bad (something good for you)
Not to take away from MOFFS big day but hallua I got my car fixed and back .Whaooooo I took a drive to day in the snow. Ya baby!!!!

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Mmmmm, this tastes awesome. I usually make mine with spinach and bacon and swiss cheese. Where's that pizza, I'm still hungry. Richard can I get a Sam Adams please? Can't picture drinking anything else with pizza.

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Originally Posted by Lady'sOtherHuman

Mmmmm, this tastes awesome. I usually make mine with spinach and bacon and swiss cheese. Where's that pizza, I'm still hungry. Richard can I get a Sam Adams please? Can't picture drinking anything else with pizza.

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One Sam Adams?

DONE!

I think we may have to call a delivery order in...

DONE?

Sorry guys but work has been keeping me very busy today. Don't mean to leave you all in the lurch. I'll be back tomorrow, I promise. In the meantime, here are some x-large pizzas. Some are "all dressed" and some are veggie. Enjoy!

I just added new pics to my "I got it" thread.
One is of an bunny angel with broken wings
One is of my new bed with trappings from a couple of sweet PT pals
The other is of my new chair! :D

Well I guess it's time to sneak out the cake..hhhhhhaaaaaapppppy birthday to youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.............hhhhhhaaaaaapppppy birthday to youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Happy birthday...a CVC and a slice of pizza and cake? :D

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Originally Posted by RICHARD

Well I guess it's time to sneak out the cake..hhhhhhaaaaaapppppy birthday to youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.............hhhhhhaaaaaapppppy birthday to youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Happy birthday...a CVC and a slice of pizza and cake? :D

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So THAT'S where you've been? Hiding in my cake??? :eek:

Pizza, cake, CVC, a new house and furniture and Richard in my bd cake; now THAT's what I call a BIRTHDAY!!!!! :D :D :D

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Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces

Richard in my bd cake; now THAT's what I call a BIRTHDAY!!!!! :D :D :D

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If I jumped outta my cake, I'd call it offensive!! ;)


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BTW, we have just unveiled the Cat olympic medals....

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Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces

So THAT'S where you've been? Hiding in my cake??? :eek:

Pizza, cake, CVC, a new house and furniture and Richard in my bd cake; now THAT's what I call a BIRTHDAY!!!!! :D :D :D

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Happy Birthday Moff!!! Too bad Karen and LH aren't here. The three of us could sing to you in 3 part harmony. I'm sure LH will be back later on tonight. Lady come give Moff a nice birthday kiss and no stealing her pizza. :D

what a mental picture Richard jumping out of a cake oh my!!!!!
Happy Birthday MOFF heres some onion rings fresh from the deep fryer.

Richard, LOH has been married to me long enough that you guys couldn't do anything to scare her away.

Happy birthday to MOFF, happy birthday to MOFF happy birthday to MOFF, HAPPY birthday to MOFF.

Today's stupid product warning label goes to Pine Mountain, a company that makes fireplace accessoris including firestarters. The warning on a package of fatwood sticks read "Wanring. Extremely flammable wood product"

No, really? I thought fatwood sticks (used to start fires) would be safe for use as an extinguisher. Lawyers run amok.

As much as I like to have my cake and eat it too I do think I'll have to pass on this one :o :rolleyes: I just heard on the morning news that today is National Have Fun At Work Day. :confused: Sounds like an oxymoron to me but I guess we can try! I'm wearing jeans and a sweatshirt and bought a box of donuts on my way in this morning. Brought some extra for you guys. Honeydip, plain cake, chocolate covered, jelly filled. YUM! Donuts and fresh coffee with real cream *well, maybe a dollop of Bailey's would really make it "fun"* hee hee hee ;) Happy Friday!

HMMMM, National Have Fun at Work Day....bet it doesn't slide up to Canada.
Good morning everyone and happy Friday.

Richard, I didn't know you like to jump out of cakes??? Look, you've got frosting all over you.....would love to comment further but I think I'll leave it alone for now!! :D :D

MOFF, today should be a calmer day for me at work so will try to call you later and check up. ;)

Slick, I'll try to hold off the bath until later! :D

Starting to look more like home!
The socks are a pair of slipper socks that Zippy gave me, I think for my birthday last year. They are great to run around in in that house!
Of course the towl had to have cats! :D
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d3...relikehome.jpg

WOW! DO I KNOW HOW TO KILL A THREAD OR WHAT? :eek:

WAKE UP GUYS - THE SOCKS WERE CLEAN!!! They COULDN'T have made you all pass out!!!! :eek:

Soorry tring to plow out of a snow bank it stated about an hour ago and we already have about 2" . The %&^% weather guy said possible chow showers today,.Yeah right I'm glad I got my car running a gain. No more waliking every where in this white cold slimey $**T. So much for the parade I was going to go to today. Winter carnival (Marti Gradis theme)
How about we try out thids new tea kettle I have here.

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Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces

WOW! DO I KNOW HOW TO KILL A THREAD OR WHAT? :eek:

WAKE UP GUYS - THE SOCKS WERE CLEAN!!! They COULDN'T have made you all pass out!!!! :eek:

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I'm here, Connie! The socks and the towel look great! I was just outside in this 60 degree weather shopping and I might wash the colbalt! In January?!

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Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces

WOW! DO I KNOW HOW TO KILL A THREAD OR WHAT? :eek:

WAKE UP GUYS - THE SOCKS WERE CLEAN!!! They COULDN'T have made you all pass out!!!! :eek:

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Twas not the socks that made us pass out.....IT WAS THE WORK!!!! ;)

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Originally Posted by RICHARD

Twas not the socks that made us pass out.....IT WAS THE WORK!!!! ;)

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Gosh, do I hear THAT!!!

Pass the horse liniment!!! :eek: :D

Icy hot patches all around!

Can we start on the drinks now guys?!! Besides I think Mario and Lady are getting bored. Let's have some fun! (Sit down fun of course!)

Hmmm, we have an instigator here don't we? :D :D I would think by now you would have gathered that we really are a very serious bunch and we wouldn't dream of getting out of hand! ;)

Do you like "lemon drop martinis" ?? Here let me make one for you and see just how serious we can be ;) :cool:

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Originally Posted by gini

Hmmm, we have an instigator here don't we? :D :D I would think by now you would have gathered that we really are a very serious bunch and we wouldn't dream of getting out of hand! ;)

Do you like "lemon drop martinis" ?? Here let me make one for you and see just how serious we can be ;) :cool:

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Thanks gini, I've never had one of these before, it's quite good. And, by the way, I am married to LH, I know how serious you guys can be. Besides I'd say I never instigate anything but I don't think LH would let me get away with that.

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Originally Posted by Lady'sOtherHuman

Thanks gini, I've never had one of these before, it's quite good. And, by the way, I am married to LH, I know how serious you guys can be. Besides I'd say I never instigate anything but I don't think LH would let me get away with that.

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Serious?

After 143 Thursdays???? :eek: :D