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I brought in my extra-credit assignment. All the drinks served at Thurdays - alphabetized, and displayed along with styrofoam balls representing the solar system in my diorama box.
I guess this means I get to move to the front of the class. I couldn't wear the uniform though - the cats barfed on it this morning.;)
Some Baileys sound's great.
slips a look a Laurie - "I brought in my extra credit assignment - oh miss goodie two shoes - good for you!"
Oh, Hi Catland. I think Richard saved you a seat at the front of the class!:D :D
I feel silly in this skirt. Mario, is that a mirror on your tail?!? :eek: Hey, come back here you funky little monkey!!
These word problems always get me so confused:
"There's a man at a bar on the north side of town working on his 5th shot of Tequila. If the bar closes at 12am and the bar on the south side of town which is 20 miles away closes at 4am, how many more shots will it take for him to hit the floor at the bar on the south side?"
Gini, I told you Catland wanted to be Teachers Pet. Fancy smantzy diorama indeed :rolleyes: Just wait until cheerleader tryouts.. she'll probably try to trip everybody too ;) :p PitChick, as long as you wear those patent leather shoes Mario doesn't need a mirror :eek: :o
Quick, Laurie, give me some lipstick - that cute new guy just came into the classroom! Ohhhhhh, he's devineeeeeeee.
Wait a minute - how come he is heading over to Slick?
Whaaaaa!
That's ok, cause he won't see nothing but the matching bloomers.Quote:
Originally posted by lbaker
PitChick, as long as you wear those patent leather shoes Mario doesn't need a mirror :eek: :o
Gini put your glasses back on, that's just Mario dressed up like Joe College in his Ivy League duds :rolleyes:
Matching bloomers? Did your mommy make those for you Pit Chick?
guess I have decided to be the class brat:D :D
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Originally posted by lbaker
Gini put your glasses back on, that's just Mario dressed up like Joe College in his Ivy League duds :rolleyes:
OH...........:eek: :eek:
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Originally posted by gini
Matching bloomers? Did your mommy make those for you Pit Chick?
guess I have decided to be the class brat:D :D
She also made me this knuckle sandwitch to give to anyone that talks about my bloomers. :p
:D :D :D :D
Quick Gini, hide under your desk!
Hmm .... sounds like it's "take your car to the shop" day. Mine's in too, although it's only for it's first 3,000 mile check-up - nothing major or crippling going on with the new beast. They gave me another Aveo to drive. I like my peppy little RED number a whole lot better, though! Nothing like driving a stick! VROOM! VROOM!
I NEED more coffee please! :D
Oh, and sorry, Richard, I didn't wear my uniform today. Do I have to go stand in the corner?
OOPS! I don't even own a skirt, much less a plaid one! Guess I'll be sitting out in the hall again, huh?:eek:
Don't worry MOFF, I'll let you copy my notes. Tomorrow's "casual day" and we don't have to wear these stupid uniforms so you'll be just fine. Boy, with all these sick cars around that school bus is going to be crowded on the way home. Let's stop by the bar on the way. When is recess anyway?
Thanks, Laurie!Quote:
Originally posted by lbaker
Don't worry MOFF, I'll let you copy my notes. Tomorrow's "casual day" and we don't have to wear these stupid uniforms so you'll be just fine. Boy, with all these sick cars around that school bus is going to be crowded on the way home. Let's stop by the bar on the way. When is recess anyway?
Seems we've been here fore DAYS! Recess better come soon. I need a potty break or one of Mario's diapers!:eek:
Hey everybody - I hacked into the school computer and downloaded the answers to the test. Will you be my friends now?
**slides into the seat at the back behind Laurie, head hanging low**
Sorry I'm late teacher. Please don't be mad at me. My cat barfed all over my skirt this morning so I had to wash it before coming to school. Here's a note from my Mom.
**tugs on Laurie's ponytail**
:p :p :p ;)
**leans over to Connie**
Psssst, Connie, meet me in the courtyard at lunch. I just heard some juicy gossip about Mario!
Julie, how did you do that? Geez, don't get caught otherwise you'll have to go to the Principal's Office. God only know what happens in there. :eek:
YOU ALL HAVE BEEN BAD TODAY....
YOU'LL ALL HAVE TO DRINK YOUR SLUSHIES AND DRINKS OUT ON THE PLAYGROUND...
done?:)
Connie, you can join me out there, I don't wear ties!Quote:
Originally posted by momoffuzzyfaces
OOPS! I don't even own a skirt, much less a plaid one! Guess I'll be sitting out in the hall again, huh?:eek:
Does this mean I get spanked??? ;) :D:eek:Quote:
Originally posted by RICHARD
YOU ALL HAVE BEEN BAD TODAY....
YEAAAAY RECESS! No more pencils no more books, no more..... SLICK, stop pulling my ponytail. Don't worry about Julie, she won't get in trouble even if she is caught. Didn't you hear? She's the Teachers Pet [of the Day?] Race ya :D
Psssstttt.....Laurie.....I just heard that Mario got caught smoking in the boy's room. Smoking what??? I don't know!!!
Race ya to that swings. Here, let me give you a little push. What?? Too high??
Hey, I'll trade you my honey and jam sammich on whole wheat for your bologna and mustard on white? What do ya say? I'll even throw in this apple.
Oh, Oh! I hope he's not smoking dried banana peels again! They make him so loopy!Quote:
Originally posted by slick
Psssstttt.....Laurie.....I just heard that Mario got caught smoking in the boy's room. Smoking what??? I don't know!!!
David, we will have to get leather jackets and be the rebels of the group!;)
Boy, some kids have all the luck. Slick shows up just in time for recess while I had to sit here all day and do these stupid math problems on the board so everyone could see how they're done. Some kids have all the luck. <pout>
Hey! <sniff, sniff>Waaaahhhh.....TEACHER....Mario just spilled cherry juice all over my new plaid skirt! And look....waaahhh...some of it even splashed on my newly polished saddle shoes...wa-waaaaahhhhh......<runs inside, gripping skirt and bawling her head off>
Leather jackets maybe but David? Somehow I just don't think that "ducktail" hairdo is you * puts hand over mouth and giggles * Awww Slick, bologna & mustard on white is my favorite :( I KNOW! Let's split them. Come on Gini, sit over here next to us. Slick has some really cool gossip about Mario! Why is everyone running over to peek in the girls room window. HEY THERE! DEBBIE! Come on gang... let's help her out here. There, there... it's OK. Want one of Gini's cookies? She'll share, won't you Gini *kicks Gini* :p
pssst, Mario....what's that you're smokin on? Pass it over here. (cough cough)
PC, I heard he got that stuff from Gini. Apparently she has some "speshul" stuff growing into her back yard. OMD, Gini made those cookies too! God only knows what she put in them. :eek:Quote:
Originally posted by Pit Chick
pssst, Mario....what's that you're smokin on? Pass it over here. (cough cough)
Sit down Debbie and take a load off. The bell has not rung yet so we've got some time before heading back to class. Want my other half a sammich??
This is an Honest-to-God story of when I was in seventh grade.
We had an East Jr. High School and a West Jr. High School. I had gone to East Jr......but then my Dad re-married and we had to move to West Jr. district. I didn't know anyone..........
I had to take a cooking class and they paired me up with this really really tough girl. I will never forget - she was missing her front teeth!
She absolutely hated me. We had to make WHITE SAUCE together. She wrote me a note and it said that if I wasn't nice to her she was going to send her Daddy over to beat the crap out of me. Even now, I can't believe I had the courage to do what I did. I wrote her a note back and said "well, my Daddy is a Deputy Sheriff and I will send MY DADDY OVER TO BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF YOUR DADDY!
My Dad really was a deputy - but do you know, I don't think I ever told my Dad about those notes. She left me alone after that.
So Slick, don't you go spreading any bad rumors about me or I will send my Daddy.......................:D :D
I am off to get my recess slushie - boy, recess was never this good when I was growing up.
Connie, like in the movie "Grease"? or Rebel without a cause.Quote:
Originally posted by momoffuzzyfaces
Oh, Oh! I hope he's not smoking dried banana peels again! They make him so loopy!
David, we will have to get leather jackets and be the rebels of the group!;)
Oh, "Grease" for sure!Quote:
Originally posted by david p
Connie, like in the movie "Grease"? or Rebel without a cause.
Or maybe like Fonzie? :D
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Originally posted by lbaker
YEAAAAY RECESS! No more pencils no more books, no more..... SLICK, stop pulling my ponytail. Don't worry about Julie, she won't get in trouble even if she is caught. Didn't you hear? She's the Teachers Pet [of the Day?] Race ya :D
LOL:D :D Does this mean I get my picture on the front page with a cute description of how I was found in a garbage can?
No, no, no....that won't happen, but your mother will have to call Gini's mother and have a talk about her "bully" daughter (Gini)terrorizing her "sweet, innocent" daughter (catland). Both mothers will walk away fuming thinking the other mother is an idiot and how can it be possible that kids are being raised "that way" in today's age. ;) :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally posted by catland
LOL:D :D Does this mean I get my picture on the front page with a cute description of how I was found in a garbage can?
Thanks for the samich, Slick. <tears dry on cheeks leaving clean streaks down a "playground dirt" face> Look, isn't it funny how the cherry juice turned my poodle all splotchy? Kinda looks like a pink cow poodle now, giggle, giggle. :D
Gini, I remember making cream sauce too! But it was in 8th grade and I have absolutely no recollection of who I was paired with - must not have been as traumatizing as your other half. :D I also remember making tuna melts for the first time. That's all we had to eat at home for the next few days - I was totally enamored with tuna melts. :rolleyes: ;) :D
OK OK, "Home Ec" it was called. OMD. We did make "Orange Toast" and "Broiled Grapefruit halves with Brown Sugar & Spice". Actually not too bad. BUT! Then we had the dreaded SEWING :eek: My Mom couldn't sew a button on and we didn't even have sewing needles at home. I had to make AN APRON! My end of the 1/2 semester test had my apron with crooked pockets and the apron strings went.. blush...up and down instead of around :o We also had to make a simple top with "darts". Well my dears.. back then I didn't evenNEED darts, much less how to sew them. I did not like that school, I like this one sooo much better
edit: speaking of darts! Isn't it time for Gym class? I was pretty good at Gym.I like gymnastics
Heeeeyyy, imagine me in a ducktail, Connie! But I need to learn how to ride a motorcycle.Quote:
Originally posted by momoffuzzyfaces
Oh, "Grease" for sure!
Or maybe like Fonzie? :D
LB - This is a "Thursday's gym class. It means no "dressing down" into awful gym clothes.:p
Darts are a good start for gym class. After that we can move to the pool table for a game and a pitcher of nekkid beer - I'm buying.
Our last gym lesson will be how to properly insert quarters into the juke box.
:D
lololol,
I guess I'll have to discipline you all and make you stay after school for slushies....
;) .
Did anyone notice that Corrina has a birthday???:D
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!:cool:
Anyone for a game of quarters to go with the darts and pool?
Thanks Richard your a day early but as I won't be here tomorrow hubby is taking be away for the week end. I got my car back today Yahhhhhhhhhh $400.00 worth
You are all such bad kids I may have missed recess but I'm here for lunch.
another true story.hubby the inxtagator. His bacholor living clas had a buddy who was in track and always late for class (get there in time to eat) They made a choc. cream pie. all were to full to eat any, late guy ate it all. Hit the finish line ran straight to the boys room. Ex lax is not a normal ingrediant in choc. pie.
Slick don't get caught passing those notes or you'll have to read them out loud to the class.
Don't EVER let me have another week like this again. Work has been a "witch" but tomorrow is Friday and casual day.
So, I guess we have alot of homework to do. Is there a quiz tomorrow? I hope not because that means I have to get my fat butt off PT and on to studying and I just don't feel like it.
I'm not going to bother going back to read all the posts.....I just need a good strong drink....a slushy preferrably. Got to get in practice 'cause July creeps up pretty fast.
As for Home Ec....I failed miserably. The first half of the year was cooking and the second was sewing. In cooking class we had to make a quiche for our final grade. I can't remember who I had as a partner but the pastry for the quiche was tough and it was burnt to a crisp. Grade?? F.
Next came sewing and we had to make a blouse (yes with darts). The front of my blouse was the appropriate length but the back was short by about 6 inches. Grade?? F.:rolleyes: