Hey wait a minute.........did anyone tell Oggy that it is mandatory that he tell one good joke before he can have free booze here?
Hmmm,. B & B - never thought it meant Bushmills and Breakfast!:D
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Hey wait a minute.........did anyone tell Oggy that it is mandatory that he tell one good joke before he can have free booze here?
Hmmm,. B & B - never thought it meant Bushmills and Breakfast!:D
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wonder how many were made for Thursdays????
99 X ?? = ??
Not that I should be working but here's the answer......
10,509 - excluding today!!
One other thing...I could not find #19, #57 or #78. So does that mean that we are only at #96??? :confused:
We are missing some Thursdays? O.K. fess up Mario - did you steal three Thursdays???
I bet those were the days we had plenty of cherries on hand.
Ok, heres my joke. :)
A farmer named Clyde
A farmer named Clyde had a car accident. In court, the trucking
company's fancy lawyer was questioning Clyde.
Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine,'" asked the
lawyer.
Clyde responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded
my favorite mule, Bessie, into the..." "I didn't ask for any details",
the lawyer interrupted. "Just answer the question? Did you not say,
at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine' ?
Clyde said, "Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was
driving down the road...." The lawyer interrupted again and said,
"Judge, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question."
By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Clyde's answer and
said to the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say about his
favorite mule, Bessie".
Clyde thanked the Judge and proceeded, "Well as I was saying, I had
just loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into the trailer and was driving
her down the highway when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop
sign and smacked my truck right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurting, real bad and didn't want to move.
However, I could hear ole Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was
in terrible shape just by her groans. Shortly after the accident a Highway Patrolman came on the scene. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over to her. After he looked at her, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes.
Then the Patrolman came across the road, gun in hand, looked at me,
and said "How are you feeling ?"
" Now what the hell would you say? "
:D
Oggy, congratulations! You are IN. Put Oggy's name right on the top of the list and give that uh guy? gal? a Guinness.
Must be a guy, women don't order Guinness:D :D
Pssst, Gini, Oggy's a man and his name is Trevor and we both have a passion for.......tribbles!!! ;)
Look, let's not forget that this is a family site........so leave your tribbles at home!
But we really like tribbles.................:D
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...s/tribbles.gif
Oh Trevor, be still my heart.....what a lovely group of tribble babies....I just want to reach in the monitor and hug them all....**sigh** Only a few hours and I can rush home to my dear Trevelle. ;) :DQuote:
Originally posted by Oggyflute
But we really like tribbles.................:D
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...s/tribbles.gif
Since this is my last day of work until next Tuesday (yes, I get a 4-day weekend) I think I'll whip up a batch of red slushies. Any takers?? Gini, I know you can't resist. How about you Trev what will it be, a Slushie or a Guiness? Where's that Richard...is he working too hard again??
Ahhh, Julie, I just knew someone would come to rescue! For you, a free drink. Name your poison.
#19 - toga party, 43 posts.Quote:
Originally posted by slick
Not that I should be working but here's the answer......
10,509 - excluding today!!
One other thing...I could not find #19, #57 or #78. So does that mean that we are only at #96??? :confused:
#57 - 129 posts
#78 boo-bash - 92 posts
total = 10773 posts.
divide by a million, is over 1 percent! Not bad for a once a week gathering.:D
aww - Gini, as Scotty once said "they'll be no tribble at all" :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally posted by gini
Look, let's not forget that this is a family site........so leave your tribbles at home!
Yeah, I'll grab another Guiness thanks, and perhaps a bowl of slushies for my fury little friends. :D
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...s/Tribbles.jpg
OMG Oggy - is that a picture of YOU?:D
(stumbles over everyone racing to the bar to get another Guinness for Oggy)
Forget the tribbles!:D :D
Denny Crain!
Off to take my mid-term so I'll take a slushie now and have about 3 of them waiting for when I'm done! :D
Not quite as dashing :D
And no way near as rich. :D
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...revandremi.jpg
gee thanks - I guess a slushie sounds good.Quote:
Originally posted by slick
Ahhh, Julie, I just knew someone would come to rescue! For you, a free drink. Name your poison.
OGGY - NOOOOOO - don't you remember what happens when you feed tribbles?
hi everyone
I'll have to do a general DONE for the moment...
This really sucks...
The area where I sit has total visual access to my monitor....I'm stil schemeing on how to make it 'view proof".
The two guys in the office hate each other and there is no radio reception at all......:confused: :eek: :mad:
Yikes.........
I think I'm gonna get out the galvanized tub and make a giant batch of the slushies......
I need it....;)
:eek: That's a VERY LARGE tribble in your arms in that pic, Oggy! :D
One CNT to go please .... it's quitting time in Boringame, er, um I mean Burlingame. :)
Ok, ready for my 3 slushies now. Oggy, if that last picture is a tribble, he's adorable! :D
Thanks. Hate to drink and run, but I'm off to the spa - whooo hooo! :D
I can use about 3 slushies myself especially when I look at the front end of Ole Blue! I don't know what's going to happen with it tomorrow.
A very cute tribble isn't she.:D (Our friends Burnese mountain dog:D Just a pup there, now I'd be lucky to hold her tail! Shes grown very quick - pics in another thread tomorrow)Quote:
Originally posted by Tubby & Peanut's Mom
Ok, ready for my 3 slushies now. Oggy, if that last picture is a tribble, he's adorable! :D
Thanks. Hate to drink and run, but I'm off to the spa - whooo hooo! :D
David look on it as a chance for a new begining with another motor. I might just drink to your success in that. Another guiness I think.:)
Good evening all. I'll take a DLC please. I haven't told a joke in a while so heres one for you.(Brits please don't get upset)
Camilla Parker Boles announces shes so happy to be engaged to Prince Charles aand that the Queen seems so happy. But Camilla did admit she turned down the Queens offer of a trip to Paris and the use of a car and driver.
Slick, are we back to tribbles again. Just watch the wheat supply.
:D :D
Richard how about a piece of that film they use on windows to keep the sun out. If it is seen from just in front and not at a distance. Think that would work. I hate people looking over my shoulder too. :mad:
Its so great to have more men on here for their opinions.
Good morning Mario are you the only one here? Well lets get some food started that always brings this bunch in. What shall we make ? Oh yes cherry tarts sound wonderful for today. You sit here while I go in the back and get the stuff. (wonders in to back area)
I'm late
I'm late - for a very important date
No time to say goodbye HELLO!
I'm late I'm late I'm late...
A lot of catching up to do. WOW, where do I start? Beer or Slushies (ew, not mixed please).
Double double Tribble trouble, eye of newt and hair of.. what? Hair of Mario? Nah, that's not it. Couldn't stop in yesterday because I was training the new boss. How about them apples :rolleyes: He seems like a nice enough guy and better him than me having to put up with the %itch from Hell on a daily basis. Allow me to make up for being late by starting something tasty in the kitchen. I'll see what we have lurking about and get back to you. Cherry tarts huh? What goes well with cherry tarts.. hmmm, lemme see.
Good morning Corinna. I'm here for a bit. We get a four-day weekend so I'm off today; got lots to accomplish though so will be out most of the day.
No cherry tarts for me...I don't do the "sugar" thing. Could sure use a mushroom omelet smothered with cheeze...... I'll get it started while you do the tarts.
Laurie - hey there! Welcome back. How about making some of your famous crab cakes??
Sounds good to me . I 'll let you in on a secret that all of you have been eating nonsugar foods when I bring stuff being diabetic. My last day of non work for the spring and summer and I'm all alone yahooo!!!!
I'm going to have a hard time keeping up on thusrdays becouse of it. I won't have Thursdays off like the last couple years .I actually will be like most "normal?" people 8-4:30 M-F oh the advantages of being in charge.
:D
Oh, I just love it...........wait just a little bit and the place is packed and breakfast is hot, delicious and I didn't have to do anything.
I did bring some fresh squeezed orange juice though.
Good morning everyone..........hey, Mizz Laurie........good to see you here this morning sounding so chipper.
Corinna, we will miss you, but hopefully you can stop by in the evening.......we will save you some food and drinks of the day.
You must be practicing for July....you will be waking up to a clean kitchen, the smell of fresh coffee brewing and the sound of laughter out on the deck. What more could you want? :)Quote:
Originally posted by gini
Oh, I just love it...........wait just a little bit and the place is packed and breakfast is hot, delicious and I didn't have to do anything.
Do you have any more slushies? I feel like celebrating! Ole Blue is going to be fixed, to the tune of 2,084 dollars! They are even going to fix the door dings and the scratch on the other side where someone creased me in the parking lot. It's going to look great!
There you go. How goods that.:D Better have another Guiness, cheers David. :DQuote:
Originally posted by david p
Do you have any more slushies? I feel like celebrating! Ole Blue is going to be fixed, to the tune of 2,084 dollars! They are even going to fix the door dings and the scratch on the other side where someone creased me in the parking lot. It's going to look great!
OK, I know the bar is supposed to be closed, but I need a couple of double slushies, stat! I guess I'll go make my own....that way I can put as much "medicine" in as I want....;) :D
I think a double shot is definately in order. :D It is Saturday, and I've heard that Saturday is double shot day. Not sure were I heard it..............but I know I must of heard it somewhere.:D
Trev, a double shot for you, DONE! I could use some company right now. Have a seat in the recliner....just don't push that massage button....it's malfunctioning. ;)
Just curious, what time and day is it for you right now?
Saturday afternoon at 2.20pm. A lazy afternoon:D Just have to put on the roast in a bit and maybe knock over a bit of shiraz:D
Geeze, Slick, leave a little bit of Slushies for your friends, huh?
David, that is excellent news! You know that happened to me once. My boss's wife borrowed my car and promptly had a wreck in it. (I just adored her for that). The insurance company came out and said they would fix, this, this and that. Big mouth here says, oh that, that wasn't caused by this accident. The agent just stood there and looked at me.
I stammered, " well, maybe I am wrong......it does look sort of new." They fixed everything.
But that ought to make for a Happy Easter for you David!
Now Oggie (can I continue to call you Oggie??), that Burnese Mountain dog has always been one of my favorites. It is way to large of a dog for my small house.......but I do have a back yard. The only thing that I heard is that they don't really live that long.
Hey, enough serious stuff, Slick if you drank all of the slushies you are in deep doo doo with me.
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Slick if you drank all of the slushies you are in deep doo doo with me.
Let's see, two women fighting in a deep pile of doo doo....sounds like a good fundraiser to me! All we need are bikinis and a big crowd of men, **ahem** boys!;) :D
Burnese like a lot of large breeds don't have a terribly long lifespan, and they are prone to a kidney disorder. Which is what happened to my friends first Burnese a year ago. Stil no crying in my cups, so to speak. Better get some more of these slushies done, I think Slick has been getting in to them a bit:D .
What we need here is some hot food, maybe some roast sandwiches, and some salad ones for those not inclined. I'll just pop out the back and bung something in the oven. How does roast beef marinated in soy, honey, chili, sesame and whole grain mustard, with a spicy mango glaze sound?
Good? Well give 15 minutes and I'll go put it on.:)
(Oggy is fine by the way, I'll even answer to oogggyyy after 6 slushies:D )
Couldn't you just use jelly or something instead Slick?:DQuote:
Originally posted by slick
Let's see, two women fighting in a deep pile of doo doo....sounds like a good fundraiser to me! All we need are bikinis and a big crowd of men, **ahem** boys!;) :D
Oh OOOOOOGGGGGGIIIIII..............I found some more slushie mix...........shhhh, don't tell Slick.
Slick, a fine pair of mud wrestlers we would make. We would have to PAY THEM to come and watch that!
Now those sandwiches sure sound excellent to me............my own dinner was rather blah!
Australia has some mighty fine wines............they are marketed over here like crazy - good wine - good prices. There is a Cabernet/Shiraz blend that I particularly like...........very smooth.
But for now..........I think I will stick with a slushie......boy, they sure go down easy.
You know, we need a good dog around here.........why don't we just adopt a Bernese and have him be watch dog.........he can watch the fire in the fireplace........they are usually so calm.
So let me see, Oggy/Trev.. so you would be about 8 hrs later/earlier than our West coast U.S. so about 5 hrs later/earlier than I am on the East Coast. So you were already tomorrow last night for Slick & Gini when you wrote but already later today for DavidP & me this morning. And it's already this evening this morning for you. Do I have that right :confused: Whatever, the roast beast sammiches were good. You don't mind if I slashed a bit of horseradish on mine I hope. But morning here it is and I'm starting some coffee and biscuits. Slick usually stashes a bottle of her homemade Baileys around somewhere so take a look whilst I fuss in the kitchen ;) My this place looks clean and fresh! Almost cherry blossom time in D.C. and we all know how Mario feels about cherries so I think I'll purchase a little cherry tree for the patio out back just for our little guy :cool