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Can I upgrade that pony to a horse? It's one of those days...Quote:
Originally posted by catland
Warm Blonde
Equal parts of; Southern Comfort & Amaretto
Layer in a pony or shot glass.
Also, how about a toast to Phred and his daring adventure to rescue a dog in the hill cun'ry? (For those that don't know about that, look in dog rescue.)
Here's to a safe return!
Speaking of blondes......
An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."
The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."
The blond guy opened his lunch and said, Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."
The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death. The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too. The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.
At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said,
"If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and
cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!" The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."
Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The
blonde's wife said, "Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch.”
ba da bing
I'll have a WB. Sounds delicious. Here at work and can't wait to go home. Let's also be thinking about Sandra as she's not only had the loss of her father but also her brother within a week of each other, I think. Here's to everyone that's lost a loved one. Now, what's Mario up to? I haven't seen him yet.
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Originally posted by dukedogsmom
I'll have a WB. Sounds delicious. Here at work and can't wait to go home. Let's also be thinking about Sandra as she's not only had the loss of her father but also her brother within a week of each other, I think. Here's to everyone that's lost a loved one. Now, what's Mario up to? I haven't seen him yet.
Poor Sandra. I know that feeling...six months was enough for me....I cannot imagine a week.
Mario is with me.....His pulling reports out of the printer!!!
Warm Blonde. DONE!
Laurie, LOLOLOLOL
good one!
Slick,
Ice Pick, DONE!
Catland,
I'm here to help!!!!
David,
How's about a warm Blonde?
DONE!
Jada....
Welcome to the Bar!
Zip,
A Large Warm Blonde Horse???
:confused: DONE?
2 WB's, one for T&P and one for DDM - Done.
LB - LOL:D
Zippy - upgrades always allowed. done.
Richard - sorry you are in such a rush - would a WB help out your situation?
Slick =concatenate("2","Ice"," ","Picks"," - "," DONE")
David - still waiting for your order - Ice Pick or Warm Blonde?
:p
How 'bout you Jadapit - ready to order yet?
ACK - Richard - I didn't see you behind the bar there. Now everyone has two drinks.
enjoy.
Just popped in while we are between storms to snag a slice (or two) of pizza! YUMMY! Onion rings on pizza! I think you may have something.
Nuts, it's thundering again. Got to go! Here's a jar of cherries for Mario!:D
I had two drinks until Mario stuck his tail in my CB. I let him finish it.
Let me get a Blue Hawiin this time.
....and there's supposed to be a problem with that??? :D :D You don't see me complaining......Quote:
Originally posted by catland
Now everyone has two drinks.
A thought.....if I combine cells within a spreadsheet does that mean it will grow into a new baby spreadsheet??? :eek:
*meekly raises hand*
I'm here too!! :( That's ok...I'm used to it :p
Actually, since I didn't get my first order and it's now the afternoon, a WB would be good.
Pizza sounds absolutely delish...and at Thursday's I can eat as much as I want and not gain a pound! :D (it's definitely better than this slim fast crap that I'm drinking...ugh). Heck, I even look better too at Thursdays! :p LOL Perhaps it's because everyone is drinking though... :o LOL
That's alright, Karen, I didn't get my drink either..........
Now, I want two..........:D
Heres my joke. It's not that good but hey it's a joke.:p
A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, "Can you tell me how long it'll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City?"
The agent replies, "Just a minute..."
"Thank you," the blonde says, and hangs up.
I would love a warm blonde it goes along with my joke.;)
Here Gini...you can have my second one as long as you don't mind an Ice Pick.... :eek:
**waves** Hi Karen....so you made Bailey's at Christmas! Welcome to my world. Only 6 months to go before you're sipping some in Gini's back yard...assuming it will dry up by then.
Thanks for sharing Slick!!
Jada,
LOL.....I wish I could travel that fast...
Warm Blonde.....DONE!
Wolflady,
Sorry, I only went back so far and started to see repeat posts....
Two drinks for you...DONE!
PC,
Blue Hawaiian.......There's an Elvis joke in there someplace!
DONE!
Thanks for the Cherries MOFF...
Aw, Slick, thank you!
Looking forward to it! Hmmm...hopefully Gini's backyard will be dry by then. I bet Mr. Fish is having a great time with all of this water! :pQuote:
Originally posted by slick
Here Gini...you can have my second one as long as you don't mind an Ice Pick.... :eek:
**waves** Hi Karen....so you made Bailey's at Christmas! Welcome to my world. Only 6 months to go before you're sipping some in Gini's back yard...assuming it will dry up by then.
Since we have been throwing around the idea of a horseback ride over the BBQ weekend, I thought I would supply this blonde joke to go with my WB...
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves. As her head is bopped against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune...
The Walmart manager sees her and shuts the horse off.
(this situation is actually pretty similar to one my husband had...and it was a real horse! :eek: Hence the reason he's not so fond of them...)
I've had a similar situation also, with a real horse. The horse went into water and then didn't want to keep going, so as I was getting off to lead it out ......... that's about all I remember. I found out later that the horse had a bad experience with water once. It's not as much fun riding a horse upside down :rolleyes:
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
Are you sure it's mine?
Here is a pan of fresh baked brownies (plain no additives ) and a big pan of hot chocolate. got keep warm some how.
Don't m mind me Ive got cabin fever. 2 1/2 weeks no car and 2 1/2 ft of snow. not walking any where next few days expecting 35 mph winds. Thank dog I got a ton of books from the library today. I guess I'll get alot of spinning and sewing done too. so I' ll be checking in a lot.
An ice pick for me, catland because according to the weather for Pittsburgh tomorrow I could probably use a real one!!Quote:
Originally posted by catland
DOH - sorry about that. In honor of the crappy weather, my two DOTD choices were either
Ice Pick
1 1/4 oz. Vodka, Iced Tea
Pour over ice in a Collins or Tall glass, Garnish with lemon wedge
or,
Warm Blonde
Equal parts of; Southern Comfort & Amaretto
Layer in a pony or shot glass.
T&P - on WB for you.
David, which one would you like?
I had a similar experience! In Pittsburgh there is an amusement park called Kennywood. When I was real young they had pony rides there. I was sitting on the pony and the attendant slapped the pony's behind to get it going. Well it went and I could feel the saddle slip! I tried to stay on, but I fell to the side and hit my chin against the guardrail! My mom was really mad at the attendant. To this day I still have a scar on my chin (now hidden by my beard).Quote:
Originally posted by wolflady
Looking forward to it! Hmmm...hopefully Gini's backyard will be dry by then. I bet Mr. Fish is having a great time with all of this water! :p
Since we have been throwing around the idea of a horseback ride over the BBQ weekend, I thought I would supply this blonde joke to go with my WB...
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves. As her head is bopped against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune...
The Walmart manager sees her and shuts the horse off.
(this situation is actually pretty similar to one my husband had...and it was a real horse! :eek: Hence the reason he's not so fond of them...)
Grrooooooaaannn! I was waiting for the punch line and I don't know what I was expecting, but it sure wasn't that. LOL :DQuote:
Originally posted by wolflady
[B]The Walmart manager sees her and shuts the horse off.
[B]
As usual, I know a ton of blonde jokes, but I can't think of any right now....must be having a blonde moment. :rolleyes:
SLICK! Since you are busy concatenating all over the place, I thought I'd repost this for you. Didn't want you to miss it.
I'll have another WB! Terry called and said CJ walked within a foot of Peanut with no hissing! Now if he'll just quit with the squinty eyes at me.....;)Quote:
Laurie, I think we might need some new decorations for Mario this year since I think I saw some of them floating around in Gini's basement. Hope none of the real toxic stuff from the L & F leaked into her basement, we may have to get the haz-mat guys back here to help her clean it out! Speaking of haz-mat guys....Slick, remember the tall one, chiseled features, just a touch of gray in his side burns to make him look distinguished? Well....he stopped by my house the other day to help with cleaning up CJ's diarrhea (peeee---yew!). He said to say hi to everyone at the bar, especially you. He remembers getting stuck in the L & F with you last year. Also said his crew might be stopping back someday because they had such a great time.
Debbie, LOL :D Great news about CJ and Peanut! :D
Oh no!! Pit and David, not very good horse riding experiences, eh? :(
My only negative experience with horses is when I was on a trail ride one time, I have a really gassy horse! :eek: LOL It was a stinky ride...and now that I think back...a certain Seinfeld episode comes to mind....Beano anyone?
I've broken a total of 4 bones riding horses but I've never had a negative riding experience! ;)
If you're gonna ride, you're gonna fall sooner or later!
I was dragged and then fell....and from what everyone else says, I kinda bounced when my foot came out of the stirrup and I landed head first into an ant bed. Talk about bad luck. Oh well, I was back to riding a few months later. :DQuote:
Originally posted by zippy-kat
If you're gonna ride, you're gonna fall sooner or later!
I've fallen off of 4 motorcycles and never broken a bone.....I won't ride anything that doesn't have brakes.;)Quote:
Originally posted by zippy-kat
I've broken a total of 4 bones riding horses but I've never had a negative riding experience! ;)
If you're gonna ride, you're gonna fall sooner or later!
We were in Mexico and I was on the back of a horse my brother was 'driving'.....NEVER AGAIN.....
David,
Ice pick?
DONE!
What about a mechanical bull? It has a stop button.Quote:
Originally posted by RICHARD
I won't ride anything that doesn't have brakes.;)
Just stopping in for a quick minute folks....I need another Ice Pick please. LOL
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Slick, remember the tall one, chiseled features, just a touch of gray in his side burns to make him look distinguished?
Debbie, how could I forget? That was one of the most memorable experiences of my lifetime. Please, oh please, send him back.;)
Horses?? In 2001 I went on a 6-day cattle drive through BC. It was really hard work but the second best vacation I've ever had. My horse's name was Sierra and she was the best...so very patient with a city-slicker on her back. But oh....that first night found me in the medic tent.....my tailbone was rubbed raw from the saddle. A few beer in the the Beer Tent though and the pain was all gone. :D
Ooops, gotta go. I hate when work interferes with Thursday's....I have have to retire so I can cyber-drink all day. :D
Uh, RICHARD, I already have a warm blonde, Donna!Quote:
Originally posted by RICHARD
Poor Sandra. I know that feeling...six months was enough for me....I cannot imagine a week.
Mario is with me.....His pulling reports out of the printer!!!
Warm Blonde. DONE!
Laurie, LOLOLOLOL
good one!
Slick,
Ice Pick, DONE!
Catland,
I'm here to help!!!!
David,
How's about a warm Blonde?
DONE!
Jada....
Welcome to the Bar!
Zip,
A Large Warm Blonde Horse???
:confused: DONE?
Slick, that is so neat! I always thought that going on a cattle drive or some sort of ranch vacation would be so much fun! Kind of like City Slickers! ;)
My sister fell off a horse and broke her wrist right before my wedding. She had to get pins. You would never be able to tell in my wedding pictures though! My photographer was pretty good about positioning her so her big cast wasn't showing. Even if it did, it wouldn't have mattered, because the color of it matched the bridesmaid's dresses: maroon! LOL :)
lolol,Quote:
Originally posted by Pit Chick
What about a mechanical bull? It has a stop button.
John Travolta, I'm not.
:confused: :eek:
Slick,
Ice pick, Done!
David,
Get all you can NOW!!
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Blondes 'to die out in 200 years'
Scientists believe the last blondes will be in Finland
The last natural blondes will die out within 200 years, scientists believe.
A study by experts in Germany suggests people with blonde hair are an endangered species and will become extinct by 2202.
Researchers predict the last truly natural blonde will be born in Finland - the country with the highest proportion of blondes.
But they say too few people now carry the gene for blondes to last beyond the next two centuries.
The problem is that blonde hair is caused by a recessive gene.
In order for a child to have blonde hair, it must have the gene on both sides of the family in the grandparents' generation.
Dyed rivals
The researchers also believe that so-called bottle blondes may be to blame for the demise of their natural rivals.
They suggest that dyed-blondes are more attractive to men who choose them as partners over true blondes.
But Jonathan Rees, professor of dermatology at the University of Edinburgh said it was unlikely blondes would die out completely.
"Genes don't die out unless there is a disadvantage of having that gene or by chance. They don't disappear," he told BBC News Online.
"The only reason blondes would disappear is if having the gene was a disadvantage and I do not think that is the case.
"The frequency of blondes may drop but they won't disappear."
Anyone know any red head jokes????
:confused:
What are all these horses doing in here?
Weird, Weird weather here. It was 63 then dropped 20 degrees in one hour, then another 10. Rained most of the day and evening. Now we are under ice warnings for tonight. Well, DUH! Water when it freezes makes ICE!
Mario, come have a beer and keep me company for a bit.
A bottle of Bubbly all around with a toast to Phread who is on his way back from West-by-doG-Virginny with Zip's Grandpa's rescued dog Bowser. Just got off the phone with him and wish a hardy HI-YO-SILVER to you Phred! Yippy Ty Oh Tieaye for our side! :D
Great news indeed!Quote:
Originally posted by lbaker
A bottle of Bubbly all around with a toast to Phread who is on his way back from West-by-doG-Virginny with Zip's Grandpa's rescued dog Bowser. Just got off the phone with him and wish a hardy HI-YO-SILVER to you Phred! Yippy Ty Oh Tieaye for our side! :D
Did they say that the cat has a home now? I wasn't real clear on that one! I sure hope so!
I wonder if Cinder & Smoke and Katt will have a new brother? :D
I guess everyone on the East Coast has gone to bed so I'd better be quiet!!!! Think I'll sneak behind the bar and get myself a BM to go.....after all, this is my 8,000th post.....hee hee.
Look at Richard....he's at 6998...two more for him and he's another milestone!!
Slick can you grab a diet soda from back there for me? I'll sit by the fire with you and wait for the haz-mat guy. we got 6" of snow today. Iguess i'm stuck at home again tommorrow still no car.
Cheers Slick! Happy 8000! :D :D I'll join you and Corinna for one more drink before sleepy time;)Quote:
Originally posted by slick
I guess everyone on the East Coast has gone to bed so I'd better be quiet!!!! Think I'll sneak behind the bar and get myself a BM to go.....after all, this is my 8,000th post.....hee hee.
Look at Richard....he's at 6998...two more for him and he's another milestone!!
**hugs**
After reading about Bowser under Dog Rescue, I ran right over here to the bar.
I would like to buy a drink for everyone that stops by - tonight, tomorrow - whenever. Just please, raise your glass and toast PHRED! Now that is what I call a real man!
Slick you been yapping it up over 8,000 huh? Every single one of them wonderful - just like you!
'Morning everybody!
Oops....sorry, is everyone still sleeping? :confused:
Well too bad, 'cause we've got some celebratin' to do today!!!
Slick hit a milestone, I hit a milestone, Richards about to hit a milestone....didn't Zippy recently hit one too? And it's Mario's one year anniversary! So many milestones to celebrate, so lets get on with it.
As they used to tell Terry in the Marines....
<toots out revelry on pretend trumpet>
Get up you pukes! Get up, get up, get up!!!
I've got a lot of work to do today, so I'm going to start my day with a nice large coke, easy ice.
Now come everybody, the decorations are almost done and the party is about to start! Mario, sweety, can you hand me some of that crepe paper to string around the chandelier? Oh, you want to hang it? Ok, but no swinging on the chandelier, you know the supports not that strong after that last incident. :D
Stringing popcorn for a Christmas tree is one thing. Stringing blueberries and cherries is a MESS! No Mario, I don't think I can string bananas or beer cans :rolleyes: Oh well, as long as it makes Mario smile! Congrats everyone! Large coke, easy ice... DONE. Just make sure you stop by later for something a bit stronger ;)
Good morning everyone. I've just finished going through the Bowser thread and my eyes are leaking so badly. I need something warm and fuzzy to hold....oh Max, come here sweet boy! :)
I'm going to have another really busy day as well so will only be stopping in from time to time. There's so much celebrating to do and I'm going to try and not miss out on any of it.
For now, I'll just take a Spanish Coffee. Our high today is only going to be -1 cel (don't have a clue what this is in your language..) so I'm going to bundle up by the fire for a bit before I go to work.
Laurie, Debbie...how many more days before we meet up??? Can't wait.;)