I've haddock with all of you!!!!
:p
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I've haddock with all of you!!!!
:p
Duck walks into bar ...
A duck goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "You got any fish?"
The bartender says, "No. This is a bar and we don't sell fish" so the duck leaves.
Next day, the duck goes back to the bar and asks, "You got any fish?"
The bartender says,"I told you yeaterday. This is a bar and we don't sell fish."
Ther following day, the duck returns and asks,"You got any fish?"
The bartender looses it, grabs the duck bu the neck, and screams,"I TOLD YOU. THIS IS A BAR. WE DON"T SELL FISH IF YOU ASK AGAIN, I'M GONNS NAIL YOUR *@#& WEBBED FEET TO THE FLOOR!"
The next day, the duck goes in the bar and asks, "Got any nails?"
The bartender sighs and says, "No, we don"t have any nails."
The duck says,"Good. Got any fish?"
You can tuna piano, but you can't tuna fish!
Look Laurie you aren't dealing with a dab in the sand here...............watch out or I could scallop you!
(have to admit, it took me a while to come up with this one!):D
WORK???:eek: :eek:
OMG, this is Monday??
What did the salmon say when it ran into a brick wall??
OH DAM!
ok, ok... even I have to groan at that one
*dies laughing*
Me thinks I'll have fish for dinner. :D
I'll have to 'kelp' reminding all of you-
You all 'beta' behave.
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Did you all hear that the Spongebob movie is going to be taken out of the theater....
He was caught driving with sea weed in the car.
:D :D :eek: My Lord, I leave you guys for a "ling" time and here you are still at it!
Catland: LOL that wasn't too fowl!!!!
I won't be used as a "prawn" in this game. I may think like a "shrimp" that doesn't mean I have to walk the "plankton".;) :D
Just like the ocean....
You all are full of ship.
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I've been laughing so hard I think I messed my troutsers...
:rolleyes:
Well......if the ship fits.......;) :D
LMAO.:D :D :D
Slick...this is why I only lurk in the bar. You guys are just too quick for me!
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Originally posted by lbaker
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School's out for summer
School's out for ever!!!!
This codversation is getting a bit too salty for me. I'm going to have to bail out before we allll get thrown into the bilge :eek:
You're just fishing for codpliments...
Good "reef" Laurie.......we've "lured" Barbara into this "fishtail" now. Wait a "minnow"...maybe we can we all sing...
Salmon chanted evening
You will see a sturgeon
OK, OK, I guess I'll "clam" up now and "anchor" my head in the sand... :eek: :D
If ever there was a time for a "grooooan" icon WITH SOUND it would be now... ;)
And I was so trout I flounder something fishy too:( :rolleyes:
No, no Barbara - yours was great! It was that "Salmon chanted evening" that caused the groan ;) ;) *Oh, like all the others comments were works of great intelligentcia* :rolleyes:
LMAO....gosh, all of this fish talk has me "loaded to the gills"! :eek:
Gosh, I am just "blown out of the water" and must have "taken the bait" because now, I think 'perch'-ance I will sing along to Salmon chanted evening, or even Sea-eeled with a Kiss!
Yikes, look at the time! I must go and "catch the Sole Train" outta this harbor!...
Holy MACKEREL!
I need this GROUPER's advice! (no SQUABbling now!)
I EEL the need to do something about my life..
Should I grow a MULLET past my BASS-
Or get an my ear pierced for a HERRING??
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The news this morning around Disneyland is that the Little Mermaid was busted for "sleeping with the fishes" and having some "reefer" in her possesion.....
I was just codding:DQuote:
Originally posted by lbaker
No, no Barbara - yours was great!
Could you guys kipper down a little bit? All of this splashing around is distrouting me from my work.
SEA what you all did???Quote:
Originally posted by gini
Could you guys kipper down a little bit? All of this splashing around is distrouting me from my work.
I expect an UPSWELL of support for Gini...
Now SHOVE off!!!:rolleyes: ;) :D
Salmon wheeere over the rainbow{trout}
Where Blue[fish] fly
Salmon where, over the rainbow[trout]
There herring I go I
I heard you Richard, I just couldn't kelp myself :p
Conch you behave, Laurie?
Sea, Lion to me won't get you any favors...
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Does any one know where oysters sleep???
In oyster beds!!
Of course you silly, they sleep in an oyster bed lullaby. sigh...
skate little baby, dont skate a sword[fish]
Mama's gonna buy you a monkfish bird
If that monkfish fish don't swim
Monkfish gonna buy you a MARIO thing.
If that MARIO thing don't work..
tell us now and we'll off that jerk.
Cod knows what THAT would look like? :o
oops, we crossed posted.. don't you skate it when that happens :p
And this is the lady who called me silly!:p :pQuote:
Originally posted by lbaker
Salmon wheeere over the rainbow{trout}
Where Blue[fish] fly
Salmon where, over the rainbow[trout]
There herring I go I
I heard you Richard, I just couldn't kelp myself :p
OH OH, YOU GUYS ARE IN TROUBLE NOW!!!!!!
http://www.baywatch.com/images/cast/...h-02_large.jpg
Who's causing the problems???
It's just that you live closer to the coast Gini, and your SeaMANship just over whales me :D
sorry Richard, we've already seen (or maybe not everyone) an "ocean view" heh heh heh
Richard is that a port trout of you?
Or just surimi (fake fish:D )
Barbara,
No, My snappershots aren't THAT good!
:eek:
Well I can't come up with anything fishy but I sure am glad he's not cooking my food. Did you notice how burnt it was. YUKKKKKK
I feel for the kids that had to eat the rest of the fishy sticks.:rolleyes:
:D :D I was just brushing my teeth and noticed the outline of Jesus on the cross in the spit in the sink.
Does this mean my religion is going down the drain?? :D :D
Sorry....it's the cold medication... :o
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Originally posted by slick
:D :D I was just brushing my teeth and noticed the outline of Jesus on the cross in the spit in the sink...
Oooh! Sell it on Ebay!
Right now Jesus' Spirit in a bottle is $200,000.00! http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...540885278&rd=1
;) :D
And only 10 bucks to ship!!!!!:)Quote:
Originally posted by LoudLou
Oooh! Sell it on Ebay!
Right now Jesus' Spirit in a bottle is $200,000.00! http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...540885278&rd=1
;) :D
Wow that guy lives 45 min from my house... :rolleyes: LMAO I'm going to Kingston this weekend!!! yeah right lol :p