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Originally posted by Soledad
It has all the details you'll need. O'Reilly has not disputed any of what the accuser says, he's only said that she's an extortionist.
Reuters- Oct 26 2004.
O'Reilly hard of hearing.
Bill O'Reilly has admitted that he has a hearing problem. O'Reilly, in a candid interview, admitted to his failing hearing and blamed it for his current legal woes.
"I thought she said she was an exorcist....I have all these devils in my head and thought that if I confessed them to this witch I'd be forgiven."
Apparently not.
"Exorcist, extortionist-those words are too hard to spell, let alone hear!"
The woman, who has jumped on the free money gravy train, claims that O'Reilly sexually harassed her at work and over the phone.
"I'm just like all the other people who can't seem hang up the phone when something like that happens-I have always admired Linda Tripp- I want to grow up JUST LIKE HER!, I figure a movie deal or some speaking engagements will follow, they always do!"
Critics of O'Reilly and his Fox News program have jumped all over the story.
One source, who refused to be identified, made this statement to reporters.
"Anyone with Man Parts has this problem. She Super-glued the phone to her head and couldn't put it down-it's an unfortunate set of circumstances."
"Both parties should shoulder the blame-O'Reilly for being able to use the toilet standing up and her, for not having any brains."
Lawyers for both parties are working on a out-of-court settlement. Speculation is that the woman will be prohibited from practicing exorcisms in the State of New York and O'Reilly will be banned from talking about falafels.
