THOSE ARE GREAT YOU GUYS!! :D :D :D
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THOSE ARE GREAT YOU GUYS!! :D :D :D
Joy to the world - the kitties rule
Let dogs howl their dismay
We'll hiss and swipe their noses
Then rub our human's toes-es
And shed all over the house
And shed all over the house
And shed, and shed all over the house
Joy to the world - the kittens say
Let all the huamns sing
They think we're all so cute
But we will rule this roost
And we will climb that tree
That you just brought it in for me
And hung all that shiny stuff
For us to see
Joy to the world - the felines reign
Let men and women bow!
We'll take their adoration
And occasionally show affection
But stratch when we've had enough,
Yes, we'll scratch when we've had enough
Though they like to think they rule
We'll always call their bluff!
Joy to the world - the cat is king
All creatures now shall fear!
Our antics might amuse you
But our powers will abuse you
And make you buy better treats
Or we'll sulk and pout by your feets
But we will rule this household
The cat is king!
Joy to the world - all cats know how
To drive their humans nuts!
We'll shatter the best ornaments
Blame the dog, and hide in the basement
And when you yell, we'll look cute
Bat our lashes, play with your boots
And hope you'll forget and give us
Our Christmas loot!
Karen! You go, girl! Great job one and all..didn't know this thing would take on a life of its own!! :)
You'll have to make up your own tune for this one ...
A Cat's Christmas Complaint
You say it's not a scratching post
On it you won't let me pee
You say it's not for climbing, well.
How come you call it a tree?
You hang bright shiny things on it
You know will make me swat 'em
And yet when those darned things all break
You're the first to yell and spot 'em!
You say I shouldn't climb it
Or water it my best way
And when I wanna mark it well,
You yell and say "Go away!"
I just don't understand you folks
You must think that it's a great big joke
You bring this pile of temptation here
Cover it with tinsel and expect me to stay clear?
You tell me Santa's watching me
To see if I've been nice or naughty
Well, I know what to say about you
You won't even let me go potty!
If you insist on getting a Christmas tree
You've gotta know it's really for me!
Don't hang things on it that glitter or break
Cause I won't be the one cleaning up THAT mistake!
Karen, the tune to "O Christmas Tree" almost fits your poem.
Loved the one that goes with "Joy to the World!"
Keep em coming!
Jingle bells, collar bells,
It's biiiiiisy time for a kitty.
Ring-a-ling, hear them ring.
As a cat scurries along.
See cats scamper, see bows flutter,
See the tree bow and sway
as the cats creep about
seeking treasures
Hear a rustle and a ripping...
Puss cat hovers, muscles tighten and
Sprrriiiiing!
Thru the air comes the feline of Christmas!
Soon it will be Christmas Day!!!
[I can't wait.]
Yes, this needs lots of work...
MEOW-lay-lou-ya!
MEOW-lay-lou-ya!
Meow-lay-lou-ya, Meow-lay-lou-ya, Meow-lay-louuuuyyyaaa!
(Variations on the same theme)
YOWL-lay-lou-ya!
YOWL-lay-lou-ya!
Yowl-lay-lou-ya, Yowl-lay-lou-ya, Yeow-lay-louuuuuyyyyaaa!
Or how about:
Jingle bells,
My fur smells-
And I just got a bath!
To the tree,
Watch me pee!
Then sit in the corner and laugh!
Oh Jingle bells,
My fur smells-
Momma's really mad!
But I'll teach her,
I'll never purr
(Until I'm on her lap!)
Zippy, thanks for the good belly laugh this morning...too too funny!
And speaking of Cat Christmas Carols, here are a few of my favorites..........(courtesy of Gale Thomas-Goodman, Vagary Mews Manx)
UP ON THE MOUSETOP
HAVE YOURSELF A FURRY LITTLE CHRISTMAS
CATNIP MOUSIES BY AN OPEN FIRE
JOY TO THE CURLED
I SAW MOMMY HISS AT SANTA CLAWS
O, HOWLY NIGHT
THE FIRST MEOW
I'LL BE SPAYED FOR CHRISTMAS
OH, COME, ALL YE FISHFUL (ADESTE FELIDAE)
GOD REST YE, HAIRY GENTLEMEN
SILENT MICE
WE THREE TOMS
FLUFFY THE SNOWMAN
JINGLE BALLS
WRECK THE HALLS!
>^,,^<
Excuse me, but will you paaaleeze tell me how I can go to Church for Christmas and keep a straight face while they sing......
HALLELUJA CHORUS???
MEOW LE LU YA INDEED!!! :) :) :) :) :D :D :D :D
:D :D
Gini, I'll have a tough time singing in church as well!!
This is a really funny thread, with lots of good stuff on it. :D :D :D
Bosmom...too funny! The one about fish...
made me think of (not cat related, necessarily) but
If carpe diem is "sieze the day"
and tempis fugit is "time flies"
Would carpe fugit be "sieze the fly"
Would carpe carp be "sieze the fish"???
You're all so creative and talented!!!
LOL, these should be published!
Elvis and Danny give their paw-seal of approval. :)