Sorry I keep replying to myself over and over. Are the "PT Rules" bendable on Thursdays? :)
Hey Snappy I am originally from Dayton, OH. Grew up in Vandalia, do you know where that is?
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Sorry I keep replying to myself over and over. Are the "PT Rules" bendable on Thursdays? :)
Hey Snappy I am originally from Dayton, OH. Grew up in Vandalia, do you know where that is?
Look at me, my very first Thursday and it started on Wednesday! ;)
That bull thingy sounds yummy...and hey, its virtual, so I wont get sick!
Kelly WELCOME!!! See - you just couldn't stay away from here could you?
Well, everything you have heard about Thursdays is 100% true.
But what also is true is that we have a great time here and leave our troubles at the door.
Oh, Kelly, you are just going to love Mario!
Did Richard get your drink yet?
Anyone ever tried Red Bull and apple juice together? It's the best. As far as Red Bull and Vodka...I heard that combination dehydrates you, so I never tried it. Turns out that was just a myth. Here's an article to read about it in case you're bored at work like me: http://www.spiked-online.com/Articles/00000002D1AF.htm
Rules? We don't need no stinkin' rules. Except one. No brattiness allowed, but we've never had to enforce it because no one has ever come in the door with a attitude. Why mess up a good thing? Welcome Kelly. Wait until you meet Mario's clone at the BBQ. hee hee We just sit around (or sometimes dance - once we had a Conga line), tell a few jokes, listen to some music if the Jukebox feels like working. Nothing fancy. Well, sometimes the food gets incredible... and have a few drinks and generally just go with the flow. Never have to worry about a thing when you're at Richards Bar & Grill (except sometimes ending up with missing keys and having to crawl on the roof to find them, but that's another story). Richard, how will anyone recognise me if my arm isn't in a sling??
Of course you are welcome.Quote:
Originally posted by lizzielou742
Hey, I have never been to this Thursday thing before...is anyone allowed to join the party? I need a drink!!
There is a price for joining the club...you have to bring a clean joke for us-that's the price for your first drink:)..
p.s. good luck and wait until you almost fall into the bowl because someone left the seat up....:eek:
David,
Loaded Bull....DONE!
Snappy,
I second....DONE!
DDM,
I drank an RB once and almost crawled out of my skin..I don't drink coffee so....
NM,
A brave bull.....no illness....DONE!
Laurie,
If you like I'll set up a limbo bar..:eek:
Three men approached the gate to heaven and as there was only one opening left, the gatekeeper said that whoever had the most remarkable and worthy death could enter.
He asked the first man how he died, and the man replied, ''Imagine this -- I suspected my wife was having an affair behind my back and I wanted to find out the truth. I came home from work one day to surprise her and catch her in the act. When I searched the house I found her in the bathroom. The mirror was fogged and she had a towel on but her hair wasn't wet, so I knew she wasn't taking a shower. I looked all around the house to find the guy. I found ten fingers hanging onto the window sill outside. I pounded them until he finally let go. When he fell he landed in some bushes and God must have loved him because he lived, so I threw the refrigerator out the window to finish him off. After all the excitement I fell dead of a heart attack.''
Then the gatekeeper asked the second man how he died. He replied, ''Imagine this -- I'm minding my own business on top of my apartment building. I was riding one of those stationary bicycles when the screws gave out and I flew off the side. I reached out and caught a window sill, then some idiot started pounding on my fingertips. When I fell I landed in some bushes and God must have loved me because I lived. But then that same idiot threw his refrigerator out the window and it crushed me.''
''That, too, is horrible,'' said the gate keeper. Then he asked the third man the same question.
His reply was, ''OK, imagine this, I'm naked in a refrigerator...''
Great idea Richard, you set up the Limbo Bar, I can trip and break my arm just so people will recognise me at the airport :rolleyes: ;) AbbyGirl! That's great! Love the joke :D :D :D
Richard-
:eek: You don't drink coffee? :eek:
mmmmmmm starbucks!!!
It's ok... I'm a little afeared that I'll see a "ZIPPY-KAT" sign waiting for me at the airport. ;)Quote:
Originally posted by lbaker
Great idea Richard, you set up the Limbo Bar, I can trip and break my arm just so people will recognise me at the airport :rolleyes: ;)
lol - great joke abbygirl. :D :D
Richard - I'd love a brave bull.
Hey, are there any munchies around here today? Its almost lunch time in my neck of the woods.
Welcome to Thursdays, Kelly!! Only one little rule to follow, leave problems, attitutes at the door! Just relax and HAVE FUN!! Mario will take your order.
OK Richard, here's a joke for my cover charge:
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
Afghan: Light bulb! What light bulb?
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?
Border Collie: Just one. And he'll rewire the house while he's at it.
Italian Greyhound: I can’t reach the stupid lamp!
Poodle: Sorry, just had my nails done.
Labrador: Oh, me, me!! Pleeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I?
Malamute: Let him do it, you can pet me while he's busy.
Springer: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?
Bernese Mountain Dog: No, don’t change it – if it's dark, maybe no one will see me sleeping on the couch.
Australian Cattle Dog: Zero! Cattle Dogs aren't afraid of the dark!
Irish Wolfhound: Well of course I could reach it… but I'd have to get up!!
:D
Hey, I want to show you a picture of Mario and my husband. My husband has some Blueberry bushes, and anyway, Mario has discovoered that he loves Blueberrys.
Oh, by the way, I want a regular beer, and make it nice and cold. Give Mario a beer, he has been such a good boy this morning!
But anyway, take a look at Mario, and my husband Jimmy.:)
Willie! Just look how sweet he is! Blueberries - who would have thunk it?
I want to give Mario some blueberries!
Crank up the old jukebox... first song: Fats Domino sings...
I FOUND MARIO'S THRILL
ON BLUEBERRY HILL
Blueberry kisses all around.....while we hold hands in a circle and sing to Mario, our hero :cool:
My mom made this dessert the other night. It's got fresh blueberries, sour cream and powdered sugar in it. Mix it all up and freeze it. Then slice into servings. Was pretty tasty.
Mario!! How cute :D
Well, I'm so chillin' that I'm thrillin' :D :D :D
Just got back from shopping - did I mention how much I hate shopping???? :mad: How can the stores be so crowded at 11am on a weekday????
Now I'm hot and sweaty so I need an Iced Cap. Thanks Richard.
Hello everyone **waves** Welcome to all the newcomers and congrats on your parents getting back together Megan.
Sorry your knee is acting up again David. Does it take autographs??? :D (just have to get a joke in there somewhere..:rolleyes: )
Oh that's just great; Mario eating blueberries. Now his tongue will be all blue........I'm never kissing him again....:eek:
Hmmmmm,Quote:
Originally posted by trayi52
Mario has discovoered that he loves Blueberrys.
Oh, by the way, I want a regular beer, and make it nice and cold. Give Mario a beer, he has been such a good boy this morning!
Hey Mario,
Going au naturel today??
Two beers...DONE!
Welcome UA.
Have a sit and a drink.
DDM,
A blueberry treat for our next BBQ would be great!!;)
LIZ,
Now that you have paid your lifetime dues, you are an official member of the club!
:D
Slick,
See what all us working stiffs miss out on??
The 11 a.m. crowds!!
Iced Cap, DONE!
Well, it's nearing five o'clock, time for me to head on home!! Nice chatting with you folks!! See ya next week! ;)
Thanks for the drink Richard!
Lizzie, the bar usually doesn't shut down till the weekend so if you feel like coming back tomorrow, you're welcome to do so.:)
Ahem,Quote:
Originally posted by lizzielou742
Well, it's nearing five o'clock, time for me to head on home!! Nice chatting with you folks!! See ya next week! ;)
Thanks for the drink Richard!
It's only 5 til 2 o'clock here........;)
get back to work!
Heres a drink for you all Red Bull and Jeggermister (I have no idea how to spell it but I hope I got close!)
I drank about three once...and that was the ONLY thing I drank lol
Didn't get much of a hangover though, suprisingly!
I'll take one please.
Welcome lizzie!! Glad to see you here!
Mario, don't fling blueberries at me!!
Great joke Abbygirl!! That one ALWAYS cracks me up!
OMG
Funny blueberry story....
DDM, you may want to check the blueberries next time.
My niece has never tasted BBs before, they are rare here in the western part of the country...
My mom bought a package for her and dropped them on the back porch of her house.
She did not notice that they fell out of her bag....
When I walked to her back door I looked down and thought they were olives off the olive tree that sits next to the house....
I made a note to sweep them up before they were trampled and spread all over.....
I walked into the kitchen where my mom was looking for the blueberries she bought.....she asked me to check her car for the package....
I put two and two together, swept them up, washed them off and my nieces got to taste blueberries for the first time...
I know that sounds kinda nasty, but they did fall on the rug on the porch.......
Sooooooooo,
If mom tries to give you some blueberry/sour cream treat, ask her where the blueberries came from...
If she says, "I got them right off the back porch" you may be in trouble.....
;)
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DJ,
Interesting drink....I don't count spelling but....
I read this in a book- ' Jaegermeister' is German for "master hunter". I may be wrong and someone may know more about it than I do.......so please help us out!!!:D
Just a little trivia for you!
Well, I'm off again. Check in with ya later. I'll take a beer on the run. Thanks.
OMG! I just now realized it's Thursday! I just got caught up on Cat General so I'll have to catch up here later, but for now I'll have a slushie - thanks! :D
***Door flies open wide***(in rushes me sing) I'm late I'm late for a vrey important date!!!! Hi sorry for the lousy intro. But I'm feeling almost my self. One last guest from the wedding leaves tonight. I'll take any thing to day .. Here is one teaser picture from the wedding . I'm going to general and post a thread of pics. after my drink of course.
Williw you never told us that Jimmy looks like Kenny Rogers . ( Heavy sigh ) Just love that man and his music.
This is hubby, me, Roger and Clarissa
I know I don't feel like hunting ANYTHING after Ive had a few...Quote:
Originally posted by RICHARD
DJ,
Interesting drink....I don't count spelling but....
I read this in a book- ' Jaegermeister' is German for "master hunter". I may be wrong and someone may know more about it than I do.......so please help us out!!!:D
Just a little trivia for you!
Here is what I found:
Jagermeister
A herbal-flavored bitter german liqueur, made from a blend of over 50 herbs, fruits and spices. Hrm 50 herbs....I wonder what they are...give me some time googleing tonight, I'll find it!!
http://www.jager.com/index.cfm Here is the official site
Drinks, merchandise and more!!
Who would want a Jager tap, are they insane?!?!
:confused: :confused: :confused:
you have had things on your mind...Quote:
Originally posted by Tubby & Peanut's Mom
OMG! I just now realized it's Thursday! I just got caught up on Cat General so I'll have to catch up here later, but for now I'll have a slushie - thanks! :D
Slushie, DONE!
Corrina,
Nice picture!
Brave Bull? DONE!!
Hi All **Waves** Gosh we're busy tonight aren't we?
Great to see the newbies too -
Oh thanks Richard can I just get a rather large cold beer to go? Thanks.
I can't stop - I'm on my way to bed - it's 11.30 and I'm dead on my feet. What the ^$%£$* has Mario been eating? Oh right - blueberries eh? What a mess!! Willie he's never gonna be clean:D :D
Where was I - oh yes those two jokes - I'd forgotten the first one and did 'A Slick' - snorted all over the keyboard, Ketchum was resting on my arm, as usual and he took off like a rocket, after sinking his back claws in for leverage!! :eek: :eek:
I tried Red Bull and Vodka a couple of years ago - slipped down very easy - but I couldn't sleep when I got to bed!!
:) :)
Oh - Fats Domino - I just love those oldie goldies - got to get to bed folks - I'll be back tomorrow - can I bring the glass back then Richard - oh bless you.
Goodnight all - see you tomorrow........
Lynne
yep! :cool:Quote:
Originally posted by RICHARD
I read this in a book- ' Jaegermeister' is German for "master hunter".
(word for word it's actually hunter-master but same diff!)
So let me get this straight. That Jaegermeister thing has a label on it of a stag.. is that why they call it a Stag Party? Because all men attending are so horny? :o Sorry guys, just my first thought (and they can be dangerous). :o um, another Bull for me please? If I'm allowed now?? Goodnight John-Boy.
Ibaker, even just thinking is dangerous lol lol! So, RICHARD, give Ibaker a brave bull and myself one also.
Large beer, LOLOLOLQuote:
Originally posted by lynnestankard
Hi All **Waves** Gosh we're busy tonight aren't we?
Great to see the newbies too -
Oh thanks Richard can I just get a rather large cold beer to go? Thanks.
Oh - Fats Domino - I just love those oldie goldies - got to get to bed folks - I'll be back tomorrow - can I bring the glass back then Richard - oh bless you.
Goodnight all - see you tomorrow........
Lynne
Don't blame me if you wake up later on!
DONE! Don't worry about the glass.....Cyber-ware is really cheap!
Zip,
YOU say tomato.....;)
Laurie.
What in the world are you talking about....MEN? HORNY? NEVER!
Brave Bull!
DONE!
David,
Danger is my middle name!!
DONE!
David, fyi.. that's not an "I" baker it's a lower case L, as in laurie baker... my name. But you can call me anything, just don't call me late for dinner ;)
Love,
Laurie
(don't worry about it, Richard made the same mistake at first, and Willie called me Laura ;) ) A rose by any other name... and all that :D
Sorry, can't see, read, or spell! Maybe the brave bulls are kicking in!!lol lol :eek:Quote:
Originally posted by lbaker
David, fyi.. that's not an "I" baker it's a lower case L, as in laurie baker... my name. But you can call me anything, just don't call me late for dinner ;)
Love,
Laurie
(don't worry about it, Richard made the same mistake at first, and Willie called me Laura ;) ) A rose by any other name... and all that :D
FUN!!! Thursdays last till the weekend? Sounds great! :)Quote:
Originally posted by slick
Lizzie, the bar usually doesn't shut down till the weekend so if you feel like coming back tomorrow, you're welcome to do so.:)
I had an annoying day at work today...I think I need something yummy and totally bad for me. Richard, how are you at making Mocha Fraps??