Geesh...where to start on this gut spilling thread??
I guess I'll also start with the negatives. I hate my lifelong cellulite on my butt & thighs. I could stand to lose about 20 Lbs. but am at an age where size doesn't matter as much as it did when I was younger. I also detest those darn whiskers that crop up on my chin & upper lip. I accuse hubby of implanting them into my face while I'm sleeping.:D I pluck, and obsess until they are gone...but they come back again and again to haunt me. I also have a red face which is caused by a condition called rosacia (there is medication available) but I hate going to doctors. I also hate that I don't keep up with the house as I used to. Chock that up to burnout as I have a cleaning business. I can clean someone elses home spotless, but to come home and clean here?? Ughhh. :rolleyes: I do have my spurts, but not as often as I should. Too many creatures, foster and otherwise to clean up after all day. I do make sure the litterpans are always scooped, and the pets are all fed, but then when it comes to me...I'm too tired. So this gets to my eating habits. They could be a whole lot better, but often I'll be out for a few days in a row trapping kitties so don't have time to cook. Junk food. Yup...gotta admit I like it, but I also love a healthy meal. But hubby works different hours than me, and I don't HAVE to cook heee, heee, hee! On the positive side I have great compassion and empathy for most living creatures. I have to exclude cockroaches, ticks, fleas, mosquitos, and animal/child neglectors or abusers. I think I can safely say the world would be better if they were all exterminated.:D But an injured animal of any kind, no matter what I'm doing, that comes first. Or a litter of kittens born outside...I cannot think of them growing up outside so I have to stick it out until they're all trapped, mama included. It complicates my life tremendously but I think I'd die of boredom if I didn't do this. Earning my halo in a small way. ;) I also have a very big heart for handicapped animals and have quite a few under my roof right now with various birth defects that were all street rescues. They are my special favorites! I am also very creative arts/crafts wise, and have a pretty wild and funny sense of humor. Enough so that I think we ended up fired from a job due to a comment I made to my cleaning partner! We were cleaning for this (quite odd) couple who had just redecorated their home. They had purchased a huge clunky leather sofa set that had straps around the arms. It really looked like it should have reins and spurs too. That coupled with ornately carved ebony tables with inlayed mother of pearl chinese style designs. We were both cleaning in the living room and I whispered to Lenora "what do you think of the Japanese Cowboy decor"? She started to laugh sooo hard and couldn't stop! She was doubled over on the floor, cleaning rag in hand almost peeing herself, when the woman of the house came up from the cellar. We composed ourselves to a degree, but only cleaned one more time for them. Oh well... they were too wierd for me. They were "Adams Family" types...and we'd warm up to going there by the theme song. :D The youngest daughter used to pick her nose in her bedroom and stick the snots to the mirrored closet door. Too gross for me. :rolleyes: That's all I can think of right now....wore you all out trying to read all this huh? :D
