I can't drive 55-Thursdays!!!

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Originally posted by QueenScoopalot
Beautiful day outside here in my little corner of the world!:) Nice freshly brewed ice coffee in my hand...life is good. Willie if you're looking for Mario he's sound asleep in those silver go-go boots nursing his poor hung over little monkey head! David, my coffee table is covered from one end to the other with tiny monkey prints, and one of the ceiling fan blades is bent! :eek: I think that monkey of yours danced all night here Willie. Slick....what's a "nikked beer"? Enjoy the day everyone! :) :D :cool: ;) :)

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Gee whiz!! I told him to sit down and behave himself:confused: Well, I guess I'll break out the newspapers & vinegar and clean the coffee table and fix the fan blade. After two or three zingers!!!!

Good morning all . I see the place needs just a little more cleaning this morning.
Iwas hoping to get in to the dog wash early today but work screwed that up checks aren't ready till noon . :mad: They have 5 days to get them ready. Merlin isn't sure about it it will be his 1st time there. It's one of theose places where they have evry thing there and you just use the place ,elevated tubs no bending (yahoo) . This one is $10.00 for 1/2 hr. thats dryers and all shampoos . His hair is short enough and it is warm enough I won't need the dryer.

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Originally posted by QueenScoopalot
Slick....what's a "nikked beer"?

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Someone, and I can't remember who, introduced Naked Beer to Thursdays and boy was it ever good. I tried to find the link but I'm getting read to go to work. I'm sure Richard will track it down.

It was me that introduced the Nekkid beer! Some of the best beer I've ever had in my life, and trust me, I've had a looooot of beer in my time. :rolleyes: ;) :D http://www.imagestation.com/picture/...4/fa52d6bb.jpg

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Originally posted by Tubby & Peanut's Mom
and trust me, I've had a looooot of beer in my time. :rolleyes: ;) :D

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:eek: Why Debbie, you shatter my image of you.....

Hey Bartender, how's about a couple of them there Nikked Beers for me and my buddy Mario??

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Originally posted by Tubby & Peanut's Mom

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No coarse bitterness.....funny, sounds like a line from a personal ad!:D

Slick,

Nekkid beer!!! DONE!

Corrina,
some doggie shampoo! DONE!

David,
Dude! Slow down a bit!! people will think you WORK here!

Zinger for you, DONE!

Mario,
Nekkid beer for you
DONE!


Moosmom,

Good thoughts and prayers.....

Let's drink a toast...

To places far away, people on a mission,
warm toes, hot drinks and a view from the top
of the world.

DONE!

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Under 'featured news'....


Conn Everest team summmits and is down safely!!

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Originally posted by RICHARD
No coarse bitterness.....funny, sounds like a line from a personal ad!:D

Slick,

Nekkid beer!!! DONE!

Corrina,
some doggie shampoo! DONE!

David,
Dude! Slow down a bit!! people will think you WORK here!

Zinger for you, DONE!

Mario,
Nekkid beer for you
DONE!


Moosmom,

Good thoughts and prayers.....

Let's drink a toast...

To places far away, people on a mission,
warm toes, hot drinks and a view from the top
of the world.

DONE!

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Sorry, Richard, Zinger overload! Maybe I'll try a Nkkid eer or two.

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Let's drink a toast...

To places far away, people on a mission,
warm toes, hot drinks and a view from the top
of the world.

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*raises glass* I'll drink to that!!! (of course, I'd drink to a flashflood, I'm so giddy with happiness and joy for my friend)

Could I have a cold cherry root beer? and 4 catnip teas, on ice. In the 90s here today. Summer time!!!!

Got my car fixed. I was advised not to wait [size=small] 10 years[/size] before I changed the plugs and tuned it up again. Gosh, time flies! Who knew?:D

Connie, maybe we should be toasting your car, along with all the other things, today!!! :D

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Originally posted by Logan
Connie, maybe we should be toasting your car, along with all the other things, today!!! :D

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Yea, bless it's old heart. I had the oil changed too! Don't want to blow a valve! It's known as "THE OLD CAR" at the station! It's only a 1985. That's not SO old!:D

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Originally posted by david p
Sorry, Richard, Zinger overload! Maybe I'll try a Nkkid eer or two.

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NKKD ERR??;)

ONE! DONE!

MOFF,

Cold cherry RB and four chilled catnip teas!


Logan,

To tires, sparkplugs, many safe miles and
and to pine tree air freshners!!!;)

Now we just need to get Miss Meow back on the road!

Here's to striving for your dreams - and achieving them!

Another zinger for me please. My dream was to paint the bar, and I've almost achieved it. Mario decided on a nice bright sunflower color - nothing dark and dingy around here. The only thing is he wanted nothing to do with traditional paint brushes and rollers. No, no, no, that's way too boring for our buddy Mario. What he did was put a little hoola skirt type thing on, jumped in the can of paint, than started whirling and dancing all over, spraying and splattering paint wherever he went. I have to admit, I rather like the final effect, very artistic looking. :)

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Originally posted by RICHARD
NKKD ERR??;)

ONE! DONE!

MOFF,

Cold cherry RB and four chilled catnip teas!


Logan,

To tires, sparkplugs, many safe miles and
and to pine tree air freshners!!!;)

Now we just need to get Miss Meow back on the road!

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See what these zingers do to me? Now I can't spwell! I meant nekkid beers!!

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Originally posted by Tubby & Peanut's Mom
Here's to striving for your dreams - and achieving them!

Another zinger for me please. My dream was to paint the bar, and I've almost achieved it. Mario decided on a nice bright sunflower color - nothing dark and dingy around here. The only thing is he wanted nothing to do with traditional paint brushes and rollers. No, no, no, that's way too boring for our buddy Mario. What he did was put a little hoola skirt type thing on, jumped in the can of paint, than started whirling and dancing all over, spraying and splattering paint wherever he went. I have to admit, I rather like the final effect, very artistic looking. :)

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Have you been to the fair where you can paint a picture with the paint on the spinning piece of paper???

For our Fourth of July picnic we can give Mario beer, put the hula skirt on him and......


It was just a thought....


:eek:

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Originally posted by RICHARD
Have you been to the fair where you can paint a picture with the paint on the spinning piece of paper???

For our Fourth of July picnic we can give Mario beer, put the hula skirt on him and......


It was just a thought....


:eek:

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I saw an elephant on tv once who painted pictures. She made lots of money. Maybe Mario can get a business started. I know he's smarter and more talented than that elephant! :D

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Originally posted by QueenScoopalot
Why do you confuse me so? I look forward to the opening of the weekly cyber bar, and think it starts on Thursdays, but find it actually starts on Wednesday! :confused: :confused: :confused: Is it a different day in California?

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I forgot to answer this question......

We have some dear patrons across the International Date Line - which, by the way, has nothing to do with palm trees or finding a partner.....;)-
who are one day ahead of us! So, we open on THEIR Thursday and 'suffer' by partying on Wednesday!:D

Blame it on Miss Meow and Captain! ;)

No blame here - instead say thanks that we get to celebrate two Thursdays - theirs and ours!!

A DOTD, kind sir. I wanna watch Mario and the painting skirt thing. Sounds very interesting.

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Originally posted by robinh
No blame here - instead say thanks that we get to celebrate two Thursdays - theirs and ours!!

A DOTD, kind sir. I wanna watch Mario and the painting skirt thing. Sounds very interesting.

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Raspberry zinger....

DONE! DONE!

one for each Thursday!:D

WOW! LOOK AT THE PAINT FLY!!!
I think Mario has invented MONKEY SPIN ART!

:D

OK, what's going on here. I just woke up from a nap and my face is painted :eek: :eek:

Oh Mario......Mario.......come here little one......Auntie Slick has a surprise for you!!!!

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Originally posted by slick

Oh Mario......Mario.......come here little one......Auntie Slick has a surprise for you!!!!

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RUN MARIO, RUN!!!!

EGAD!! MARIO< WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY CRYSTAL??? AND ME, TOO!! :confused: :confused:

**pant pant** **run run**
David, I'll chase him your way and you cut him off at the pass.....

Sounds like a plan to me!! we can catch up with him and paint HIM!!

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Originally posted by moosmom
*raises glass* I'll drink to that!!! (of course, I'd drink to a flashflood, I'm so giddy with happiness and joy for my friend)

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CHEERS TO MIKE! That takes a lot of guts to make such a climb! And RICHARD thanks for the explanation of why Wed. and not Thurs. That makes perfect sense....not to me, but it makes sense. :D I'll try a raspberry zinger please.

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Originally posted by QueenScoopalot
And RICHARD thanks for the explanation of why Wed. and not Thurs. That makes perfect sense....not to me, but it makes sense. :D I'll try a raspberry zinger please.

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If you drink a zinger it will make perfect sense!;)

DONE!

KEEP RUNNING MARIO!!!!:D

I want to drown my sorrows. :( I heard from my friend (who heard from her mother) about a woman who went to a yard sale and purchased a box lot of items. Apparently the woman got home and discovered $90,000.00 in the box! :eek: :eek: :eek: She RETURNED it and got a $500.00 reward. Geesh....if I already paid for the stuff tough cookies..it's mine all mine. ;) The person running the yard sale was oblivious anyways, and was cleaning out her mom's stuff. Make that several zingers please??!!

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Originally posted by QueenScoopalot
I want to drown my sorrows. :( I heard from my friend (who heard from her mother) about a woman who went to a yard sale and purchased a box lot of items. Apparently the woman got home and discovered $90,000.00 in the box! :eek: :eek: :eek: She RETURNED it and got a $500.00 reward. Geesh....if I already paid for the stuff tough cookies..it's mine all mine. ;) The person running the yard sale was oblivious anyways, and was cleaning out her mom's stuff. Make that several zingers please??!!

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Let me get you a pitcher of zingers......

90,000?????

That sound you heard was my head hitting my desk.

Wow, $90K. I have to admit that I'd have taken it :eek:

A zinger, please!

No Mario, it's not chocolate body paint!

You guys are going at this the hard way. Come Mario and get you one of those nekkid beers! Richard I'll take one too.

What color is that, Slick, you look really nice, cough, cough in that color. Mario, darling you know your not supposed to paint faces!!

Oh, make sure that nekkid beer is really cold. This has been such a hot day!

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Originally posted by Miss Meow
Wow, $90K. I have to admit that I'd have taken it :eek:

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A new car, maybe?:D

Zinger for you....

DONE!


Tray,

Nekkid beer,
DONE!


Run mario, Run!

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Originally posted by RICHARD
A new car, maybe?:D

Zinger for you....

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Maybe. $90K will cover the starter motor for the old girl, and buy a new Lotus Elise ;)

Nice zinger. :)

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Originally posted by Miss Meow
Maybe. $90K will cover the starter motor for the old girl, and buy a new Lotus Elise ;)

Nice zinger. :)

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Man oh man.....

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I think you can buy a few starters....

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SHIFT or CTRL keys to zoom in and out!!!

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Originally posted by RICHARD
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Wow, the top of the world. :)

I can't decide on yellow or Bordeaux red for my Lotus ...

Red my dear Red always red to be NOTICED of course.
90k I think a nice farm would do ,lots of room for all the critters I want.

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Originally posted by Miss Meow
Wow, the top of the world. :)

I can't decide on yellow or Bordeaux red for my Lotus ...

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red w/black leather seats......:)

Red, Red, Red - don't you kow that RED cars go faster? :D

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Blame it on Miss Meow and Captain!

Well, OK, blame us for your "early Thursday" we don't mind!!!! :D