I read those out loud at work and had everyone in stitches. What a great way to end the day! Pour a round for the house - it's on me!! I'm gonna go pick up my Kirby from his shampoo/set and take him home. He'll be glad to see me.
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I read those out loud at work and had everyone in stitches. What a great way to end the day! Pour a round for the house - it's on me!! I'm gonna go pick up my Kirby from his shampoo/set and take him home. He'll be glad to see me.
OH NO- I'm getting confuzzled.
Robin wants us to pour drinks on her while she picks up her vacumn cleaner,
Sirraved loves no-host shows,
Slick - I'm totally staying away from your "tall and strong" statement - you aren't talking about those l&f hazmat guys again, are you?
Richard - you are always #1 in my book,
T&P - great list - fun fact to know and tell, I have a quote on my door - way at the top for only the more observant to notice -
its from that late great cartoon the Tick and it says...
A day job... in an office? My worst nightmare! :eek:
Hoo has a Bally, you have a Bally? You could be my Sugar Bally Daddy [bigger :rolleyes: ]Quote:
Originally posted by RICHARD
MY hero!!
Miss Meow,
I awoke to find one of my cats sleeping on my Bally, Hoo could it be?:rolleyes:
Think I need a drink!
T&P's Mom, I love your things to say at work. I am a number 1 today :D
MM,
lolololol
Here-
one to put you in orbit!
DONE!
Catland,
maybe a drink will clear your head??
DONE!
Thanks RH....
Nothing smells better that a clean pet!!
:eek:
Waitress served detergent instead of schnapps
An Austrian waitress has been fined £500 for mistakenly serving guests industrial strength cleaning detergent instead of schnapps.
The court in Klagenfurt in southern Austria heard how five diners ended up in hospital after drinking what they thought was schnapps.
The overworked waitress mistook the house detergent for the house schnapps when she served the guests.
They were taken to a local hospital after another guest, who had refused to drink the schnapps because it smelt so strange, called an ambulance.
The waitress told the court that she had been "stressed" and had grabbed the wrong bottle from the cellar.
She was found guilty of causing bodily harm.
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I wonder if she was in the Lost and Found room by mistake??
:eek:
I see someone has taken a page out of my language bar. :D :DQuote:
Originally posted by catland
OH NO- I'm getting confuzzled.
I'm starting to use that word at work now and people are looking at me funny....but then again, what else is new :rolleyes:
Another DOTD please. I think they are sending me into orbit....
To the moon Alice.........
(hey, Alice is my middle name......)
BAM, to the moon Alice "Baby, you're the greatest!"
jg
Good Night Mrs. Calibash, where ever you are..
jd
get over yourself Louise..
lb
hi! i just got home from school! we ran over 1 1/2 miles today! but i'm not sore anymore. whew isn't it nice when you're young and can get in shape in a week? i wish i could stay a teeenager forever. hahaha i don wanna get a job or pay taxes. :P
lets go to DQ!! i want a Reese's Blizzard!
Hi all ! OMG I should have read before leaving today i did forgeet my bunny slippers. :D
I need a rum and coke my boss thought I was the youngest so I should be the packhorse to day. Do you know how much a box of 25 hooded sweatshirts can weight . Then multiply buy 25. I hate being the youngest and Healthyest there. Can't wait for the men snow birds to arrive to be her mule.
Think I'll take a Hot bath and become very freindly with a man named Ben Gay.
I decided to take the back way today (avoiding the construction) saw a flock of 18 wild turkeys and a herd of 6 elk. Lot of gravel road but very pretty and not as much traffic about 10mintues longer.
hey did I spend the night here alone good greif I 'm really getting bad. Well I'mm clean up my self and head to work again. see ya later to night.
Good morning everyone! it's a beautiful seattle morning, dark, cloudy and cold with a definate chance of rain:rolleyes: but i'm in a good mood anyway, probably because i go tto sleep a half hour later than ususal. anyway i'm off to school...to learn and stuff
Wow! Sure is quiet here this morning. Just stopped in to see if anything needed to be done, but looks like it was a quiet night too. I'll start a pot of coffee and mop the floor in the meantime.
Nice here, maybe I'll open the windows and let the nice breeze blow through.
Ouch, I just woke up.............hey, watch that mop - I am sleeping here.
Why do I have Corinna's jacket on? Oh, no, I slept here over night too?
No wonder I was dreaming about wild turkeys and elk. What a night! The turkeys just would not shut up!
Coffee - do I smell coffee?
Hi,
good morning to everyone....
It's gonna be one of those days....
Gini,
Coffee? DONE!
For me too!!!! Somebody take these people away....Quote:
Originally posted by RICHARD
Hi,
good morning to everyone....
It's gonna be one of those days....
HI! Every one! (pokes head in door and waves).
Just wanted to tell you all HI. It's raining here and I don't want to track mud on the clean floor.
Gini, I'll try the parifin on the zipper. He would barf on my new purse! I think I've gotten it all cleaned up except for the pink stain on one corner. It's a tan cloth and leather purse. He had shrimp canned food, which the manufactures had given a nice pink color. Now my tan purse has a pink corner. Most of it came out with water and Simple Green cleaner. I'm glad it was zipped shut so my check book escaped soaking though one of the side pockets will never be the same.
More thunderstorms coming so I got to go!
(waves bye):D
Not much cleanup required today.
Since Thurdays is a year old next week - I was thinking it would be fun to have a party - post an announcement in the other locations to grab everyone's attention.
sound like a plan?
GREAT IDEA!!Quote:
Originally posted by catland
Not much cleanup required today.
Since Thurdays is a year old next week - I was thinking it would be fun to have a party - post an announcement in the other locations to grab everyone's attention.
sound like a plan?
Sounds fabulous! And the theme is .........?
Is it a formal affair? Can I bring anything? I'll get party hats for my furkids.
Robin, sorry, didn't mean to yell at you as you were cleaning up the floor.
I was sound asleep!
I will help out with party favors too..............
does that mean we would have to behave :( :confused: phooey ;) I can just see trying to get Mario to behave... if we say anything along those lines you know it would just encourage him, goodness knows what tricks he's liable to pull :eek:
Maybe we just tell Mario that the party is in his honor - and then he might behave!
HI - just poking my head in for a minute. Got a milion-and-one things to do for I go home tonight.
Could sure use some refreshment.......any double BM's to be had??
Parteee??? Did I hear the word parteee??:) :)
Yell? Did you yell? I sure couldn't hear that over these goofballs barking!
Sorry I didn't see you. Must have been daydreaming about the party!
one year?
Time flies when you are having fun!!!
Slick,
Double BM,
DOne!!
Hey no wonder I couldn't find my coat. I'm so glad its friday it was a long one today. But I wasn't a mule today. :)
Well, if ya'll are going to area 51 you might as well stop by Roswell.... and if you're that close, you might as well drop on by my place ... it's only about 2.5 hours away. (Bring lint rollers... Piper's shedding like a madman.)
:cool:
Partee moving to Zipp's Howze...
Who's "alert" enuff to drive?? :p
OMG!!!!!
Zippy-kat has returned!!!! I was getting worried. Where have you been??
Phred has decided to visit Dick's Place!!!! Welcome to Phred, Cinder and Smoke.
It's so good to have new-comers join us.
OK, I'm not really in any good shape but I can pour drinks. What will you have???
Thanks for the warm welcome, slick!
I'll just take some sprite or ginger ale ... my tummer's kinda queasy.
Have?
We need a Nitey-Nite-Cap :( ...
There's Two Dawggie Tummies GRRRrr-rowlin like
freight trains under the puter...
and now I'm hungree thinkin about them! :p
Wrap Up 3 of Anything to go...
and we'll drop in again tomorrow.
Oh - don't keep Zipp up all nite - rumor hazit she's got
some :eek: *skewel werk* to do... :p
And are we *watchin* NASCAR onna BigScreen Sunday??
We gotta be somewhere to watch the Race!!
Niterz!!
Cinder! ~ Are you drivin home?
Man, you leave the bar for just a couple of hours and look who dropped in.
Wow, it's Miz Zippy and Mr. Phred and Cinder and Smokey.
You need a ride home? I am in pretty good shape..........just had coffee here all day (not my usual naughty self today) so I think I could swing by New Mexico and on up to PA. and get you both home safely.
Cinder and Smoke, I have always wanted to meet you.........here are some special bisquits just for you.
Whooz "alert"? I'm a lert... the world needs more lerts. I'll use the bar plastic and hire a limo.. let's go in style;) Piper can shed anywhere he wants to, his sheddings will just blend in with the doggie and qat fur :rolleyes: I'm cooking up some chiks and dumplins for later (got the idea from another thread). Wowzers! A parteeee! Can't hardly wait til next Thursday at Dicks Place. Hey Zip... are you still on Cochita (sp?) see ya :cool:
Good morning everyone. Well, for me it's just another work day but before I get started who'll join me in a breakfast burrito??
It's so nice that Phred was here last night. The more men, the merrier I say!!
And the Zippster has returned. More reasons to celebrate. :)
Yup, still on Cochiti! Come on over!
(squish! squish! squish! me walking across the floor after all the rain we've had)Quote:
Originally posted by slick
It's so nice that Phred was here last night. The more men, the merrier I say!!
And the Zippster has returned. More reasons to celebrate. :)
I'll drink to that slick!!! Bout time they all showed up!
I do hope Phred took a treat home for Boots the Kat too! I'd hate for him to miss out just because he stayed home!
Another reason to celebrate: it's not supposed to rain tomorrow!
(sings off key)TOMORROW, TOMORROW, I LOVE YA, TOMORROW! YOU'RE ONLY A DAY AWAY!
I think all this rain has rotted my brain! Well, I can for sure go watch the river rise if I get bored!:D
We've got beautiful weather here right now. Tomorrow it's supposed to get up into the mid-70's. :) :) The cats are happy because now then get to spend time on the deck and bird-watch.
Zip, I'll be right there. Should I bring anything???
Hey we have great wether today too. Glad to see zippy back,did ya finally find the key to the bosses padlock.?
Hey welcome Phred great to have you join us here it's your kind of place too. We can't have Richard getting all the ribbing alone now.
Hope Catdad drops in ,hes been working too hard.
Well a partee at Zippys I seem to recall the last one went on for days(almost missed the Jet) I'll bring some BBQ pork .
Hey are we going to do another jet trip soon I really need the brake. about end of May would be nice.
Now for a serious request I have to plead to the owner Monday why I deserve a wage increase . Thoughts for me on Monday please. The fires messed last year messed up the auto increases (even though the company got fedreal disaster money) we each have to plead our cases. God I had sucking up I do my job and well, why do I have to act like a hand out is needed. :mad: sorry about the rant I never till now had a problem with this job. In fact I 'm one of the lucky people who enjoys my job. sorry for those who don't but I work 5 months in a beautiful setting and meet very intresting people from all over the world amd I get paid for it.
Most of my fellow emplyoees are retired folks , I'm the youngest in the shop I learn so much from the others ,I love the back when stories.
yup pretty weather...i'm trying to motivate myself to go outside and run...i'd rather stay here and eat my frozen pizza though. can i have some apple juice please? or orange, i love juice with pizza
Hi GP, Hi Corinna...
Sorry I'm falling down on the job today.....(actually I really am at work today)
GP - Apple Jooozze, DONE!
Good luck on Monday Corinna.