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Dogz, first explain to me what a 'monkey on a stick' is!! Then I'll consisder it
I brought a great big huge pot of coffee, if anybody wants any, its over there on the bar.
I think I'll just over here and sit down next to Kiaa and see if I can wake her up.Kiaa, wake up! Mario is curled up beside you asleep.
Anybody seen Ann, she usually brings the coffee, she can make the best coffee ever!!
Willie
Hello all!!
I'll start out with a coffee too--and most definitely some banana bread!!!!! Wow, am I ever hungry for some!!!!!
I feel as though I need a major vacation--my day off is Saturday--come on Saturday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I will need a drink later, however, to put my electric bill out of my head!!
lovemyshiba, is the banana bread good? That might go really good with coffee, I think I'll have some of the banana bread too.
That was a terrible electric bill, whew!
Willie
Good morning everyone. You guys have been busy.....ummm warm banana bread with nuts - and just a little bit of butter - oh, it goes so good with this coffee. Thanks, Tray for bringing in the coffee.
I saw the news the day that Gracie escaped her enclosure. I just love the local news - it came on as BREAKING NEWS............DUM DE DUM DUM...........and cut to a helicopter shot of the chimp - well,doing what chimps do.
Breaking news used to be for more serious events - but here in California - TV news is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you are going to get.
I will be back for one of those Banana Daqs.
I'll take some of that banana bread - without nuts - and a refresher on my coke with ice and a straw. :D
Mmmmmm.....the banana bread is d-licious Laurie! I loooovvee banana bread! I read somewhere that if you have bananas going bad but just don't have the time to make the bread, you can freeze the bananas - unpeeled - and then when you have time you just thaw them out and use them in the banana bread. They will be mushy but you'll mush them anyway for the bread so supposedly they work just fine. I haven't tried it yet, but I have some bananas in the freezer just waiting for me to find time to test it out.
Here's my joke for this week. I love Maxine. :D
Wow, TP! I know exactly what they mean by that! I really like the power surge name better than hot flashes! Makes me feel all powerful!!!!;)
In honor of Mario:
www.google.com
Finally I am here. :) Good morning! Aww, what a lovely day. I think I will have a cup of coffee as well as some yummy banana bread with nuts! :D
That even looks like Mario, he is going to get a kick out of that!
Hey Mario, wake up and look! He is still snuggled up to Kiaa, can't seem to get them two to wake up! They must have had some beers last night and just got all comfortable together!!
Willie
Large Choco Mocha...W/cream and choco wafer...Quote:
Originally posted by Kiia
I'll have a large chocolate mocha with a dollop of whipping cream on top, pleeeease. :D Oh-oh and a chocolate wafer cookie to be used as a stir stick. ;)
DONE!
lol, I'm gettting good at this.
LB, Kahlua and cafe!!
DONE!
Slick,
V8 and the TV guide....
I can't stand that Cowell Twerp.;)
DONE!
T&P,
NO NUTS with your bread???
Are you eating alone?
DONE!
LMS,
Coffee,
DONE!
Gini,
If news is ALWAYS BREAKING, why has no one fixed it?:rolleyes: :confused:
L4M,
Coffee and bread, DONE!
good morning all ! Sorry I'm late but lots of family crap going on. (i will be so glad to get my computer this thigng of hubbys is a joke) don't know how long I'll be able to stand it keyboard is down below my waist.
Happy Chinese new year to all and Mario ! I'll just have a glass of juice today I made a decision to be able to wear my wedding dress to my daughters wedding. ( its a simple unbleached muslin country style) so I have till July to lose 35 lbs.
T&P's Mom, I never use just-bought bananas, always wait until they get REAL ripe and freezing them works beautifully! Lunch time now, I'll have a DOTD please Mr Bartender.
Q: What's black & dangerous and lives in a tree?
A: A monkey with a machine gun
(is Mario still asleep, don't let him read this next one.
Q: What do you get when you put an experimentl monkey in a blender?
A: Rhesus Pieces. OK OK BIG GROAN :o
Hi everyone - wow, Mario must be really full of bananas right now, he's so well behaved.
Richard - how 'bout something warm, with caffiene - any recommendations?
lol, look at this page I found:
http://www.monkeymania.co.uk/monkeyjokes1.htm
I hope none of them offend Mario!!!
**if swearing disturbs you, don't click on this page**
Quote:
Originally posted by Corinna
Happy Chinese new year to all and Mario ! I'll just have a glass of juice today I made a decision to be able to wear my wedding dress to my daughters wedding. ( its a simple unbleached muslin country style) so I have till July to lose 35 lbs.
Hung Fat Boy......:confused:
Hung Fat Choy?? :rolleyes:
Happy New Year.....
Juice for you!
DONE!
Laurie...
Rhesus Pieces.....My turn to spit on the monitor....
DOTD......DONE
Catland,
How's about a Kahlua and coffee?
I'll put the shot on the side, should you desire the coffee straight....
DONE!
I am in the foulest mood right now.....hanging around with you guys makes me feel better.
:cool:
I'm not dogz, but a monkey on a stick is a banana that's frozen and stuck on a popcicle stick then dipped in chocolate and rolled in nuts.Quote:
Originally posted by trayi52
Dogz, first explain to me what a 'monkey on a stick' is!! Then I'll consisder it
Willie
Lunch time here. I'm for a taco salad and a cherry vanilla coke. Oh, and 4 catnip teas for the kids. They've been fairly good this week and need a treat too. :D
O.K. everyone - we just have to make Richard laugh.
Think of how many times he has cheered us up on a day we were feeling rotten ----
and no, that doesn't mean we fling Mario's poop at him either.:D
Don't worry about Mario getting offended, he just laughs at all this stuff. He is just happy to be remembered on Chinese New Year!
Why is Richard feeling bad??? What can we do to make you happy Richard?
I will try one of the Monkey on the sticks then!!
And I am ready to start celebrating Chinese New years. So happy Chinese new years to everybody!!
I would like a Hot Buttered Rum!! And more of the banana bread!
Has anybody seen amoore?? Where is she?? I miss her.
I think we need to send out a search party for her and Mahayana!! They have gone missing from Pet Talk.
Slick, have you seen amoore??
Willie
:eek: Richard, please don't hang yourself!!!!!Quote:
Originally posted by RICHARD
I am in the foulest mood right now.....hanging around with you guys makes me feel better.:cool:
But then again, you are allowed to hang from the rafters with Mario :)
Just think of all the fun we are going to have at the BBQ and remember that it's Thursday and there's only 1 more day to get through until the weekend.
Willie: I've not seen either of them.
Q:What do you call a gay monkey?
A: A chimp-pansy
Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
A: Because they have big fingers
In honor of the day I think I'll slip back into the kitchen and start on some Chinese appitizers. I'll start with fried dumplings (one of the easier ones) and some beef/chutney samosas (they are like little meaty spicy balls wrapped in wonton dough then fried) but will take suggestions. OH OH Pot Stickers and last but not least A PU PU TRAY OR SIX
Hey, who's in charge of the Dragon Dance :eek:
I have shared this before, but I will do it again.
One of the best scenes I have ever witnessed was at a visit to the Los Angeles Zoo.
A group of teenage boys were taunting the gorillas. There is a huge silverback there - and he just sat watching them with those great all-knowing eyes that they have.
Then he suddenly reached behind him - gathered in his hand a fresh "batch" and flung it at the boys - scattering it all over them.
It all happened so quickly and they were totally caught unawares.
I just loved it.
Anyone remember the name game?
Banana, fana, foe fana,
fee, fi, foe fan a,
me, my, moe mana, banana!!! (or something like that. seems I don't remember it either) (shrugs) Alas, another senior moment!:D
MOFF, we just saw that movie where Tom Hanks is stranded on an island - for the life of me I can't remember the name of it - and if I remember right he does that in that movie. :D
Richard, sorry your day is not going well. I don't know if this will work for you, but if you go to this thread and look at all the adorable fuzzies....well....I don't know but it made me smile. :D
How 'bout a DOTD for the bartender!
Oh great MOFF, try to Google this one will ya?:D :DQuote:
Originally posted by momoffuzzyfaces
Anyone remember the name game?
Banana, fana, foe fana,
fee, fi, foe fan a,
me, my, moe mana, banana!!! (or something like that. seems I don't remember it either) (shrugs) Alas, another senior moment!:D
I'd cheat and look for the song titled 'the Name Game'.Quote:
Originally posted by gini
Oh great MOFF, try to Google this one will ya?:D :D
It was from the 60s, I think. (or maybe the 70s)?:D
momoffuzzyfaces, I remember that game, my grandkids still love that. I know there are just some names you don't use though!;) like Chuck!!;)
There was another song it had something like:
three, six, nine,
the goose drink wine,
the monkey chewed tobacco on the street car line,
the line broke,
the monkey got choked,
and they all went to heaven in a little rowboat!!
That is very old, like me!! And it was out about the same time as the name game.
Willie
castaway????Quote:
Originally posted by Tubby & Peanut's Mom
MOFF, we just saw that movie where Tom Hanks is stranded on an island - for the life of me I can't remember the name of it - and if I remember right he does that in that movie. :D
Richard, sorry your day is not going well. I don't know if this will work for you, but if you go to this thread and look at all the adorable fuzzies....well....I don't know but it made me smile. :D
How 'bout a DOTD for the bartender!
LOL, I was just thinking about that movie....do you remember the scene where he dances around with the burning palm frond?
That would be me at my "I won the lotto fireworks show.."
Thanks, I needed a DOTD.
Gini,
What a crappy way to treat vistors.....
gine, bini bo bini
banana, fana fo fini
fe, fi, mo mini, gini!!
I want a DOTD, and I need it NOW, bartender!!! :)
Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida.
As they approached it and got onto the final stretch of highway, they saw a sign saying "Disney World Left!"
After thinking for a minute, the driver blonde said "Oh well!" and started driving back home.
__________________________________________
Gloria the blonde once heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left a note for her milkman Alan to leave 15 gallons of milk.
When Alan read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so he knocked on the door to clarify the order.
Gloria came to the door, and Alan said, "I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 15 gallons or 1.5 gallons?"
Gloria said, "I want 15 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath."
Alan asked, "Oh, alright, would you like it pasteurized?"
Gloria replied, "No, just up to my waist."
Badda Bing Badda Boom.....
Quote:
Originally posted by Logan
I want a DOTD, and I need it NOW, bartender!!! :)
lol......
what are you gonna do? wake the monkey up?:D
DONE!
T&P..
you are right....nothing like a little 'Kitty Mug'
to make you smile.
Thanks.
:p That made me spit out my coffee, LOL definately going to pass that one around.Quote:
Alan asked, "Oh, alright, would you like it pasteurized?"
Gloria replied, "No, just up to my waist."
Thanks Richard, the mocha you prepared is just perfect, it hit the spot. :)
Its called the name game - and just be glad your name isn't Chuck.;)
The Name Game
Shirley Ellis
The name game!
Shirley!
Shirley, Shirley bo Birley Bonana fanna fo Firley
Fee fy mo Mirley, Shirley!
Lincoln!
Lincoln, Lincoln bo Bincoln Bonana fanna fo Fincoln
Fee fy mo Mincoln, Lincoln!
Come on everybody!
I say now let's play a game
I betcha I can make a rhyme out of anybody's name
The first letter of the name, I treat it like it wasn't there
But a B or an F or an M will appear
And then I say bo add a B then I say the name and Bonana fanna and a
fo
And then I say the name again with an F very plain
and a fee fy and a mo
And then I say the name again with an M this time
and there isn't any name that I can't rhyme
Arnold!
Arnold, Arnold bo Barnold Bonana fanna fo Farnold
Fee fy mo Marnold Arnold!
But if the first two letters are ever the same,
I drop them both and say the name like
Bob, Bob drop the B's Bo ob
For Fred, Fred drop the F's Fo red
For Mary, Mary drop the M's Mo ary
That's the only rule that is contrary.
Okay? Now say Bo: Bo
Now Tony with a B: Bony
Then Bonana fanna fo: bonana fanna fo
Then you say the name again with an F very plain: Fony
Then a fee fy and a mo: fee fy mo
Then you say the name again with an M this time: Mony
And there isn't any name that you can't rhyme
Every body do Tony!
Pretty good, let's do Billy!
Very good, let's do Marsha!
A little trick with Nick!
The name game
Quote:
Originally posted by catland
Its called the name game - and just be glad your name isn't Chuck.;)
lol, save THAT one for the BBQ....;)
Kiia,
You are welcome....
Fiscal year end is January 31st and the number-crunchers are at their wits end and everyone else is feeling the after-shocks so I need something really strong. Thanks.
Ha ha ha, thanks for the laughs this morning! :D
Only 7.00am and a work day to go - a DOTD to get me through this, please!
hehe, Chuck. We used to try to do that on purpose to see what foul names we could say. :D
I think I'll have a Black Butte Porter for now.
Cass, I'm dumb, I am kinda used to beers and a few other mixed drinks, so tell me what a Black Butte Porter is, and do you think I would like? Probably would!! LOL!
Cass, naughty girl and the name game! HeHeHe, I used to do the same thing. I seem to walk around with a gutter mind!;) I like the name game...
Hey where did Mario go???
LOL,Quote:
Originally posted by slick
Fiscal year end is January 31st and the number-crunchers are at their wits end and everyone else is feeling the after-shocks so I need something really strong. Thanks.
Tequila, neat.
One of the last financial analysts (notice the first four letters of analyst.....how apropo....)
I met was totally right for the job.....He kept asking me about surgery procedures....'what is that?' or 'where is that part???'
Me: What hospital did you work at before?
Him: Oh no, I used to work in a bank.....
I had to pretend I was coughing so he wouldn't know I was laughing AT HIM....
MM,
DOTD for you!!!!
DONE!
You got it!Quote:
Originally posted by luckies4me
hehe, Chuck. We used to try to do that on purpose to see what foul names we could say. :D
I think I'll have a Black Butte Porter for now.
DONE!