I'm so selfish I didn't even say congrats to the Zipster for her marvelous accomplishment or to you Logan, for a warm, wonderful anniversary. See what stinky priorities I have :o ;)
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I'm so selfish I didn't even say congrats to the Zipster for her marvelous accomplishment or to you Logan, for a warm, wonderful anniversary. See what stinky priorities I have :o ;)
Laurie, your first priority was to come in the bar and tell us all about your day!
Now we can all sympathize and hope that the day gets better for you.
Drop by after work and sit down with us for a while. It will make you feel better and we can listen.
Logan, ONE WHOLE YEAR has gone by already...........I hope you do something fun to celebrate your first anniversary. Congratulations!
I'mlateI'mlate..foraveryimportantdate....
OMG - I had no idea everyone was waiting here. I took the morning off to go get my Christmas tree and am now just catching up.
lb - one double painless for you. Amazing how insensitive some people can be.
Mo-mo - one super duper cherry vanilla coke for you .
Moos - one martini - extra olives for you.
Logan - hmm - I'm a bit stumped, I'm not nearly as creative as Richard - how about a Pointsettia - they were a big hit a couple of week's ago, just ask Slick.
Mugs - one diet cherry coke for you.
T&P - I know how you feel. I once had an essay exam that required us to compare and contrast two articles from our reading assignments - but we were never assigned one of the articles! You should have seen me tap dance through that essay - I deserved an A in creative writing.
emily - its always great to be done with another term. one DOTD for you.
Zip - CONGRATS - that's a major acomplishment - something I managed a few times in high-school but never pulled off in college.
Dogz - great sig.
have I missed anyone?
Just so you'll know, Gini, Scott has a great "secret"' mission in his plans. We're leaving at 8:30 Saturday morning. I have been instructed to wear "comfortable" shoes, but not tennis shoes, and that I need clothes to "dress up" for Saturday evening. We will return home on Sunday evening! :)
What does he have up his sleeve???? :confused: The only thing I can think of that I have mentioned to him in the past, is that I have never toured Biltmore Estate, in Asheville, NC. If we are going there, I will be thrilled!! Christmas at Biltmore will be wonderful!! Of course, he may have something totally different in mind and that's ok too!!! I just am happy that he is planning a surprise for our anniversary! :)
Logan, you deserve whatever wonderful surprise Scott has planned!
If it is the Biltmore, please tell us all about it. I have always wanted to go there.
You will have to tell us if they have "Poinsettia" drinks:D :D
I think Slick, Laurie and I will need one of those by the end of the day!
Look, Richard is storing boxes under the pool table now. Guess we can't hide there anymore!
1:45pm here on the West Coast and I just finished my Mac & Cheese for lunch and finally had a chance to read this thread from the beginning.
Tonya: I only graduated high school but did not do any college or university so I admit to not knowing what 4.0 means but judging from everyone's reactions, I understand that it's a good thing. Congrats!!
Laurie: sorry things have been rough for you. Work is not going well for me either, but at least my boss is away so I can play when I get the chance. Besides, I'm in IT. If my coworkers don't like it, then all of the sudden the email might go down....:D
Gini: thanks for coming to get me. I need a push every now and then.
MOFF: I think Santa was here this morning, but don't know where he is now. There is a lineup forming for him. Anyone what to be the photographer??
2K: good luck on the job interview. Let us know how it goes.
Nice to see everyone else here. Now can I please get another DOTD?? I've got my list ready for Santa, whenever he gets back.
Slick - a DOTD for you. Done.
now, a blonde joke:
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."
He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of hot chocolate, and then....." he sighed, "let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."
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Logan - how fun, what ever it is, have a great time.
:D
Where's Santa?:confused:
Hey Slick,
I forgot to mention that I got your Christmas card. :eek: Hubba, Hubba :D
One queston...How do you make a Painless???
* walks in with plunger on head* Catland do you really believe in Santa?:confused:
:D :D How do you drive a blonde crazy???
Give her a box of M & M's and tell her to put them in alphabetical order......
(And yes, I'm blond.....with gray mixed in :D )
Good, I was hoping you wouldn't be offended....Quote:
Originally posted by moosmom
Hey Slick,
I forgot to mention that I got your Christmas card. :eek: Hubba, Hubba :D
We "mature" women can dream, can't we??
ho ho ho ho!!!
look who's here!!!!!
It's SANTA.......
ho ho ho ho!!
Santa did a stupid thing last night.........
He locked his keys in the truck.....He usually hides an Extra in the turn signal so he just need to find a phillips screwdriver
and pop off the lense to get to the spare...He hit something on the freeway and broke the lens!!! So he kept the extra in the ashtray and his primary set of keys in the ignition.
And locked the door.....But thank god santa keeps a spare in his office!! So I had to bum a sleigh ride there and back....Now I can relax....
HO HO HO!!!
Who wants to sit on Santa's lap and tell him what they want for Xmas????
and please, no north pole jokes!!
HO HO HO!
LOL!!!!!Quote:
Originally posted by catland
He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of hot chocolate, and then....." he sighed, "let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."
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Logan- Congrats on 1 year!!! Saturday is also an anniversary for us...3 years since we brought out Sadie-Baby home!
Nice plunger Tray!
Richard, I'm just going to shake my head, and walk away :)
Quote:
Originally posted by RICHARD
Who wants to sit on Santa's lap and tell him what they want for Xmas????
and please, no north pole jokes!!
HO HO HO!
be afraid.... be very afraid.
:D :D I'm not commenting on this otherwise I'll get kicked out.Quote:
Originally posted by RICHARD
Who wants to sit on Santa's lap and tell him what they want for Xmas????
**hops on Santa's lap**
Here's my list Santa. Oh Santa, can I pull your beard???
You're much skinnier than the one I saw in the Mall :eek: :eek:
thanks alot, little miss voice of reason:pQuote:
Originally posted by catland
be afraid.... be very afraid.
HO HO HO- anyone???
NOT ME!Quote:
Originally posted by RICHARD
ho ho ho ho!!!
look who's here!!!!!
It's SANTA.......
ho ho ho ho!!
Who wants to sit on Santa's lap and tell him what they want for Xmas????
HO HO HO!
I've been scared of Santa since I was a little kid. Santa and Nuns both scare the stuffing out of me. (I got scared of nuns when I was 4 and had my tonsils out. We have a catholic hospital. The nuns wore white. I had a tramatic time with the either and somehow thought the nuns were ghosts. Nothing personal... it just stuck with me. Nuns in any color but white are fine with me!):D
LOL, thanks for the joke, Catland.:D
*hops on Santa's lap*
How about something really good to eat, with maybe something good to drink to go along with it?:)
now that I've sampled a pitcher of pointsettias and painlessesss, I have the courage to jump up on Santa's lap. (just please don't tell my husband about this).
Santa - I'd like:
A Malibu Barbie
a plane ticket to Gini's next summer,
world peace,
and a new job.
Hmmmm, that's gives me food for thought.....if I drive down, I could make a pit stop at your place and pick you up........Quote:
Originally posted by catland
a plane ticket to Gini's next summer,
Quote:
Originally posted by catland
I have the courage to jump up on Santa's lap. (just please don't tell my husband about this).
Santa - I'd like:
A Malibu Barbie
a plane ticket to Gini's next summer,
world peace,
and a new job.
Oh that's real nice......
Pummel Santa because your wife sat on his lap!!!
:rolleyes:
I thought it was the season of peace, not, 'You want a piece of me???';)
DONE!
Dogz,
DONE!
Hey where is Richard? I need a brandy.
Wow, there is Santa! Santa! Amoore hops on to Santa's knees I have been a real good girl! Can i have a Harley-Davidson Barbie, a Mulder & Skully Barbie set, and Cyber-Barbie?
Does a brand new computer come with that last one? I hope so!
Santa, did you know you look like Ted Danson? :)
Gee Ann, you know you want the real Mulder, not a doll! Better watch out, Santa maybe Ted Danson. Check and see if he's bald. ;)
I just need something very strong to drink, and Dogz could you help me get this plunger off my head??:confused:
Tray
HOHOHO...Quote:
Originally posted by amoore
Hey where is Richard? I need a brandy.
Wow, there is Santa! Santa! Amoore hops on to Santa's knees I have been a real good girl! Can i have a Harley-Davidson Barbie, a Mulder & Skully Barbie set, and Cyber-Barbie?
Does a brand new computer come with that last one? I hope so!
Santa, did you know you look like Ted Danson? :)
Let Santa get you a drink.....
HO HO- TED DANSON????
DONE!
ted danson???
HO HO HO...
I was going to bring Zip a good grade, but she got it on her own....
little ingrate......I mean, GOOD JOB!!!! HO HO HO!!;)
Quote:
Originally posted by gini
Look, Richard is storing boxes under the pool table now. Guess we can't hide there anymore!
ahem-
those are presents......and it's supposed to be a secret, O.K.?
oops, I mean HO HO HO....
:confused:
Quote by RICHARD:
Who you calling a HO dude?(*HIC)Quote:
HO HO HO- anyone???
Slick,
How does one GET those dreams anyway?? So far I've dreamed of Kelly Osbourne giving me 12 joints to stuff in my bra to hide.
Must be sumthin I ate. :p
OK, and I'm trying to be sooo good :rolleyes: Can't even try right now. Here we go again & I ain't just in the mood. damn bitch HAIDY HAIDY HAIDY HOO, HAIDY HIEDY HIGHTY HIE !
You gave me french fries and a Dr. Pepper right?;) My moods (and tastebuds) change so often.:rolleyes:Quote:
Originally posted by RICHARD
Dogz,
DONE!
If you gave the wrong order I will have to do something to you, Santa Claus!:p ;)
Well I'm glad to see the regulars are here at Dicks. I finally got the photos from my demo yesterday. I have my bunny Wee One in my arms he's 14 years old. The gal in the red and white sweater is one of the chldrens libarians. Hope you all enjoy it.
Santa Baby I want a cute little boxer puppy.
*pats 'Santa' on the back*
Oh, you know I wouldn't do anything to dear ol' Santa, with Christmas so near!:eek: :D
Wow, the place is jumping already!
I'll have a Painless please :)
Zippy and Logan: congratulations! :D Good luck, 2kitties. And Laurie, I hope your boss gets hit by the curse of a thousand angry shoppers when she does her Christmas shopping.
We just finished our Christmas shopping and you guys are lucky to be in the northern hemisphere cool weather. Here, all the teenybopper girls are doing the mall hopping thang in eeny weeny hipster pants - BUTT CRACKS ARE EVIL, EVIL THINGS AND SHOULD NOT BE SEEN, EVEN ON 14-YEAR-OLD GIRLS! :(
AMEN!!Quote:
Originally posted by Miss Meow
BUTT CRACKS ARE EVIL, EVIL THINGS AND SHOULD NOT BE SEEN, EVEN ON 14-YEAR-OLD GIRLS! :(
Just say no to crack!
First and foremostest, THANK YOU guys for the compliments! :D I've been feeling pretty yuck lately--not sick yuck but depressed yuck. This has been a pick-me-up!Quote:
Originally posted by Miss Meow
Here, all the teenybopper girls are doing the mall hopping thang in eeny weeny hipster pants - BUTT CRACKS ARE EVIL, EVIL THINGS AND SHOULD NOT BE SEEN, EVEN ON 14-YEAR-OLD GIRLS! :(
Santa, I would like cards for Christmas.... Visa, Master, Discover, whatever.... so long as the bill ships to YOUR name and address. ;)
This whole Santa thing reminds me ....
When my sis was little I had her talked into asking Santa to "pull her finger." She agreed (oh the fun of little kids!) but then Mom found out the plan and wouldn't let either one of us near Santa. :rolleyes:
Alyssa finally threw a fit; Mom caved in but only after having sis promise she wouldn't ask him the finger "trick." Alyssa promised then promptly hopped up on Santa's lap and says, "YOU HAVE BAD BREATH!"
:D PRICELESS! :D
Nicole, sure those girls aren't apprenticing for a plumber? eek!
Woo! Woo! Congrats Tonya! Quick! There's just enough time left to add another straw to my bottle of wine....it's Friday morn already?
a PAINLESS on the way!!Quote:
Originally posted by Miss Meow
Wow, the place is jumping already!
I'll have a Painless please :)
Zippy and Logan: congratulations! :D Good luck, 2kitties. And Laurie, I hope your boss gets hit by the curse of a thousand angry shoppers when she does her Christmas shopping.
We just finished our Christmas shopping and you guys are lucky to be in the northern hemisphere cool weather. Here, all the teenybopper girls are doing the mall hopping thang in eeny weeny hipster pants - BUTT CRACKS ARE EVIL, EVIL THINGS AND SHOULD NOT BE SEEN, EVEN ON 14-YEAR-OLD GIRLS! :(
DONE!
"Paris Hilton shows her's......You are so UNFAIR"
Zip,
Pull SANTA'S finger or no card for you!
DONE!
Corrina,
A boxing puppy???;)
DONE......er...HO HO HO!!
Dogz,
Santa knows everything!
K9K,
you can have another straw for Zippy.....
Make sure you don't knock heads going for a drink...
HO HO HO!!
CM,
I suppose your statement is secret code for,
"say no to plumbers"?????
HO HO HO!!!
This sure is one of the quietest thursdays we have had in a while. Is everyone storeing up for next week? We I get to go see the return of the king this afternoon , my guys get off early so we can go to the matine YAHOOO
Well, if you want to know, I was poking and shaking the boxes under the pool table and Richard caught me and kicked me out of the bar. Darn, I hate when that happens.Quote:
Originally posted by Corinna
This sure is one of the quietest thursdays we have had in a while. Is everyone storeing up for next week? We I get to go see the return of the king this afternoon , my guys get off early so we can go to the matine YAHOOO
And a couple of our other patrons (fellow instigators) had terrible days at work and just weren't up to having fun.
I hate not being here as well. But I'm thinking next week will be worse as Thursday falls on Christmas Day!! If I am not here, I will be thinking of all of you, regardless!!! :)
Well, I'll be here next Thursday. I'm not seeing my family until later on in the afternoon so at least I'll be able to help myself to a drink in preparation...
Gini: **ahem** might you be referring to moi??? And leave those boxes alone.