30 Thursday's

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Originally posted by lbaker
Repeating myself or maybe Slick or Soledad * snort * love you * crying with tears of love here. Amen. Next round on me please. If one of you wants to buy a stupid little bottle of AVIAN bottle of water for $3 or $4 have you ever thought of what AVIAN spells BACKWARDS !! Again, DUH Sorry, I'm in a strange mood.

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Huh?????? Laurie, you're cut off or maybe I just don't get it. Today's been a really tough day. No drinks for me yet as I'm driving home. Hmmm, maybe I'll make a pit stop at my local "beverage store" on the way......

Catland: did you know that if you cut a worm in half it will still live??

OMG I just saw the pic of Mother Jones. Is that what I'm going to look like in 10 yrs time????:eek: :eek:

I'm outta here. Talk to you guys tomorrow. Big celebrations ahead.

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Originally posted by slick
Huh?????? Laurie, you're cut off or maybe I just don't get it. Today's been a really tough day. No drinks for me yet as I'm driving home. Hmmm, maybe I'll make a pit stop at my local "beverage store" on the way......

Catland: did you know that if you cut a worm in half it will still live??

OMG I just saw the pic of Mother Jones. Is that what I'm going to look like in 10 yrs time????:eek: :eek:

I'm outta here. Talk to you guys tomorrow. Big celebrations ahead.

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*pokes head in*

Me thinks she means Evian the backwards spelling of which would be naive.......*S*

Thanks for the correction Shelteez2. Evian. Yep. drat, that would have been a good one had I not had that extra "tini". *blush* Have a wonderful day all. And for you on the other side of the pond, hoist a toast to us on our day of Thanksgiving iffin you have a mind to :D

Happy Thanksgiving, people :)

I would try a bikini tini too.

Good morning people. I'm at home now, so no more de-worming for me.:p

I'll be putting up Christmas decorations today and then going to Thanksgiving dinner at my husband's aunt's house later this afternoon. I had Thanksgiving at my house the last two years so this year I'm really thankful that I didn't have to spend the past two weeks cleaning my house and preparing for company.:D

We might have to use the honor system today - you can come behind the bar and fix your own drink if there's no one around to serve you.



Have a great Thanksgiving everyone:D

Richard, quick, where's the turkey? Didn't you say you were going to put him outside for the night?

Gee, it sure smells good in here - what's cooking?

Richard?

RICHARD?

RICHARD?

Uh Oh!!

HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE!!!
Would someone save me a piece of pumpkin pie with whipped cream? I'm fixing my own dinner today and didn't make any dessert.

The funniest thing just happened. I heard a knock on the door. There was a man and lady with 5 turkey dinners. Someone goofed and gave them my address. The dinners sure smelled good. We couldn't find who they belonged too so they had to go back. I guess they'll find them eventually!
:D

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Originally posted by catland
...We might have to use the honor system today - you can come behind the bar and fix your own drink if there's no one around to serve you.

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I've always had a little fantasty about being a Coyote Ugly girl, standing on the bar and yelling, "WHO WANTS AN EEENY WEENY BIKINI TINI?'
:D

Happy Thanksgiving sorry I'm late had the family here and they hogged the computer all day. I think I'll just have a peppermint tea,too much turkey to day.

I had eggnog with rum in it yesterday. Can it be the Holidays already?

Think I'm getting insight into why the world spins...

What's the deal with the bird down and feathers under the pool table?

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Originally posted by mahayana
I had eggnog with rum in it yesterday. Can it be the Holidays already?

Think I'm getting insight into why the world spins...

What's the deal with the bird down and feathers under the pool table?

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lol,

it was the girls chasing Thomas Turkey around to get the feathers off the poor guy..I think they want to make a sweater....

I didn't turn on the computer yesterday...it was TOO nice a day...let me try and get some orders out!!

Maha,

Refill for you?

DONE.

Corrina,
Pep Tea, lol sounds like a rapper's name??

DONE.

MM,
LOL,
You can keep your heels on should you want to indulge your fantasy...the marks on the bar give it character.

MOFF,
Pie!!! whipped cream!!!

DONE!

Catland,

Honor system???

You got it!!

V&J,

A Bikini tini for you!

and thank you!!!

DONE!

Shelteez,

Welcome, have a seat and enjoy the atmosphere!!

KYS,
a white russian has milk, vodka and kahlua in it..
mmmmm a nice drink...

DONE!

BABO,

thanks!! lololol

Liz,
Mother Jones is a nice gal....not like that evil Martha Stewart..

And Laurie....

I was on the way home on Wednesday and the disc jock on the radio invited the audience to have dinner at Alice's Restaurant, needless to say i was laughing for a few blocks...

DONE!

Gini,
I was in the back with Thomas.......we were bonding.:cool:


sorry if i missed anyone..

I found this sweater on the floor over by the ice machine...it's a bit damp. Whoa! What's that smell.....Fido???

A sweater? Well, it isn't mine - and I don't think it is Laurie's either.

Richard, phew!! I thought for sure you had cooked Thomas' goose!

To drink...........mmmmmmm, after yesterday I think I will stick to water.

My, my what good pie!
Richard, did you bake it?
I too, and glad you didn't cook Thomas' goose! That would be no way to treat a turkey that dances the best turkey trot I've ever seen. He can't sing so good but he can sure dance.!!!:D

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Originally posted by momoffuzzyfaces
My, my what good pie!
Richard, did you bake it?
I too, and glad you didn't cook Thomas' goose! That would be no way to treat a turkey that dances the best turkey trot I've ever seen. He can't sing so good but he can sure dance.!!!:D

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Actually,
I can't make a pie crust to save my life....Does micro-waving count?

Turkey Trot for you!
DONE!

Water for Gini!!

DONE!
I love the easy orders....;)

MAHA,

lol, hang it on the coat rack away from the bar....soemone will claim it.....can you tell if it's spayed or neutered??:eek:

I need a double. No, a triple.
Today, I got up at dawn and braved the mall. The Day After Thanksgiving Sales. And, I'm in a pissy mood about it by now and I've nothing nice to say. I entered through this lower end department store. Let me tell you, there is nothing in the world like it. A bunch of cheap crap looks like cheap crap ona good day. But go in at 7 am to watch hundreds of huge wild women with uncombed hair wearing sweat pants and leggings fight over the last cheap item on sale ----- it's just enough to make me want a drink.

Then, I WAS FARTED ON. Yes, farted on. Standing at the Marshall Field's Shoe dept beside an elderly lady. She smelled really good and I was just about to comment on her perfume. Then she turned to walk away and accidentally let a huge one go. Did she keep going. No. She said "woa now better back it up." then she proceeded to fart 6 more times. She was neither quiet nor shy about it.

So, since I was farted on at the altar of shoe, I felt that I deserved a ttrip to the MAC counter for a mini makeover and I also had earned a new hat.

ahhhh.

I am so sorry that you have had a bad day so far.

But your post is just hysterical!

You deserve a triple whatever you want!!



(the radio said that a huge outlet mall HERE was completely filled with no parking available at SIX O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING!)

lol triple?


YOU GOT IT!!!!

DONE...

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Originally posted by gini

(the radio said that a huge outlet mall HERE was completely filled with no parking available at SIX O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING!)

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This is something that is beyond my scope of understanding. I can not understand the thrill of being crushed to death in the mall. Any money saved is lost on medical bills from being squished!!! From now until after the first of the year, I just go for the essentials (cat food and kitty litter and such), and only early in the morning, during the week when everyone else is at work. Drinks for everyone who braved the mob and survived. :eek: :D

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Originally posted by momoffuzzyfaces
From now until after the first of the year, I just go for the essentials (cat food and kitty litter and such), and only early in the morning, during the week when everyone else is at work:eek: :D

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Moff! That's the way to do it! :D

Bartender, I'd just like a pot of Earl Grey this evening, please! :)

Hope you all got stuffed for Thanksgiving! :D (I went training on the nasty machines. :eek: )

The worst part is that I didn't save a dime. They advertise these huge sales but they are for silly things you'd never buy in the first place. All the things you want are either regular price or only $5-$10 off. Next year, I'm just going on my regular shopping outings. No more of this madness.

a round for the house.

and a Pot of Earl Grey...


Done!



oh, and air freshner for the old women at the mall....

LOL,

I have a story..

I would drag around the old office with just my socks on....there was a woman who hated me and went to my boss to tell her I didn't have shoes on.....of course my boss had to counsel me on my
'bare feet'...

A few days later the 'hateful one' walked my my desk to show me that SHE could walk around the office with no shoes on....to make sure I saw her without the proper footwear she walked over to the shelves, bent over and to her horror, let loose...

I literally started to choke that's how hard i was laughing.....ii got up and ran out of the area...

after that, until the day she retired, I could not look at her with out giggling...

I Had to go to Wally world today my coffee pot burned out . Yikes grouchy hubby no coffee. It wasn't to bad at 9am. No farting old ladies!!!!! Then decided I needed a new desk chair so off to office max. Great deal on a leather roller chair after all rebates only $19.00 for a $99 one. So I'm cozaly listening to John Denver and the Muppets christmas. Sipping tea and Listening to you all.
Waiting for daughter to come get her brother for the night and SHOPPING. Hubby and I alone YAHOOOOO I'm calling and having dinner delivered Pj's and aI got Bruce almighty for a movie. HaAAA

Corrinna, your night sounds perfect. In fact, it sounds exactly like the one I have planned.

*YaWn*

Coffee...decaf, please. I've yet to go to bed! :eek:

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Originally posted by zippy-kat
*YaWn*

Coffee...decaf, please. I've yet to go to bed! :eek:

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decaf coming right up!

Stand up and stretch.....

DONE!

speaking about perfect evenings...
I am going to finish the Matrix, load up Matrix II
and have a few drinks.......:D A little pizza and boom! I'll fall asleep in the chair and wake up with a cat in my lap about 3 a.m.

Oh yeah... my evenin' plans....

Change into PJs asap (or asap after the orkin guy leaves)
Feed the kissie monster
Doctor the sickie bunnie :(
Finish the Christmas Cards (5 left)
Then crash....



2Kitties... I'm so sorry your mornin' stunk (literally) but it really was humorous!

Can I gloat? Mom and I braved the Wal-Mart crowd early this mornin'.... in and out in 13 minutes! I think that was a record. (And yes, we bought something. lol)

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Originally posted by zippy-kat




Can I gloat? Mom and I braved the Wal-Mart crowd early this mornin'.... in and out in 13 minutes! I think that was a record. (And yes, we bought something. lol)

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Walking into the store and buying a package of gum don't count;)

You have to walk past at least 4 aisles.....:eek:

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Originally posted by RICHARD
Walking into the store and buying a package of gum don't count;)

You have to walk past at least 4 aisles.....:eek:

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Heyyy... I can do better than 4 aisles... we went all the way to the back (electronics)!

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Originally posted by zippy-kat
Heyyy... I can do better than 4 aisles... we went all the way to the back (electronics)!

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new world's record!!!

We braved the stores at 5:00am. Hey - it's half priced socks day at Freddy's. (those of you in the northwest know what I'm talking about;) )

So I ended up taking an afternoon nap and now I'm wide awake. Yikes.

I heard on the radio that places like Walmart were so busy and crowded that people were losing the very shoes that they were wearing..

I simply can't DO shopping malls, they make me claustrophobic. Except for the Washington DC Grand Mall with the Smithsonian museums surrounding it. Fortunately I work downtown and can do what little shopping for gifts I do at the museum gift shops. Or maybe a neighborhood book store or the little shops on antique row in Kensington. Tom was generous with his tail feather for the cats but I would NEVER try to make a nasty sweater with his feathers :eek: Maybe that nasty farting person left her sweater while walking by? ewwwwww. Perhaps a nice fire (it's VERY cold here) would freshen up the joint. And I mean joint in the kindest way :rolleyes:

Hadn't noticed that pot-bellied stove over in the corner before. I'll get some kindling and go outside and chop a little wood!

Could someone brew up a pot of Jasmine Green Tea? This pub is pretty cool; don't want anyone to catch a cold!

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Originally posted by mahayana
Hadn't noticed that pot-bellied stove over in the corner before. I'll get some kindling and go outside and chop a little wood!

Could someone brew up a pot of Jasmine Green Tea? This pub is pretty cool; don't want anyone to catch a cold!

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Maha,
jasmine green tea..

DONE!

Thanks for the chopping!
That gives me an idea......Wood for drinks...

or

Will Chop for Alcohol!!

Laurie,

did you hear about the gal that was trampled???

imagine going to shop and getting killed:eek:

the news ran a clip of women fighting in front of the store out here........

Don't drink and Shop...

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Originally posted by RICHARD


Thanks for the chopping!
That gives me an idea......Wood for drinks...

or

Will Chop for Alcohol!!

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If that's the case, I would love a big cup of Cocoa with lots
of mini marshmellows please. :D

I was out for lunch to day and the menu had a cocktail called a Flirtini! May I have one of those? I think it had vodka, champagne and pineapple juice :D

OK, I've just finished licking all the envelopes for the Christmas Card Exchange. My mouth tastes like a sewer. Miss Meow, that Flirtini sounds good.

Richard, any chance of rustling up one of those??

PS: I only do shopping malls when and if necessary, usually around Christmastime. I call it my S & M time. :D :D :D

When the Sadist was asked "Why do you hang out with that Masochist?" Reply? " dunno, BEATS ME"
sorry, had to be said Slick... dang, in trouble again :rolleyes:

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Originally posted by lbaker
When the Sadist was asked "Why do you hang out with that Masochist?" Reply? " dunno, BEATS ME"
sorry, had to be said Slick... dang, in trouble again :rolleyes:

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:D :D :D :D ROFLMAO!!!!!!

Too funny for first thing in the morning.....my body can't take it.

So much for a nice Sunday morning sleep-in. You guys are making too darn much noise.

And it still smells in here.........

I got roped into helping put up Christmas bows in our local shopping area this morning. It is chilly outside.

When I get back something nice and warm would be good to drink this morning.



I started to post about our Dog of the Day and I couldn't because it made me cry.