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11-20-2003, 02:27 PM
Miss Meow

Good Friday morning!

I have a confession to make. I had a mental health day off work yesterday, and spent the day working on the image to go into my PT Christmas cards, and I watched Dr Phil! ;) I think I need a drink after that stressful day ... ;)

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A woman is driving toward home in
Northern Arizona when she
comes upon a Navajo woman hitchhiking.
Because the trip has
been long and quiet, she stops the car
and the Navajo woman
climbs in.

During their small talk, the Navajo
woman glances surreptitiously
at a brown bag on the front seat
between them. "If you're wondering
what's in the bag," offers the woman,
"it's a bottle of wine. I got
it for my husband."

The Navajo woman is silent for a while,
nods several times and
says,
"Good trade."
11-20-2003, 02:54 PM
catland

MM - love the Navaho joke. A DOTD ok for you?

slick - didn't we once have a drink here that had to do with short-term memory?

lb - LOL - Dolly want a brownie?
11-20-2003, 03:10 PM
RICHARD

Quote:

Originally posted by lbaker
:confused: :confused: Did Dolly stop by for a drink while I was.... otherwise occupied?? ;)

oh, hell...

make fun of the bartender...

she did have a DOUBLE.........:rolleyes:
11-20-2003, 03:13 PM
lbaker

:D :D :D :D "a double" OMG Gini, quickly... gimme one of those Depends.
11-20-2003, 03:21 PM
gini

Oh Laurie, here is one.

We buy them for you and buy them for you and you always forget to wear them.

Just staring into the pretty fire too long I guess.:D
11-20-2003, 04:23 PM
RICHARD

:eek:
11-20-2003, 04:42 PM
slick

Quote:

Originally posted by catland
slick - didn't we once have a drink here that had to do with short-term memory?

Well, that depends.....
11-20-2003, 04:42 PM
babolaypo65

Would ordering a DotD AND brownies be over indulging? Regadless, I'll have both please! :cool:
11-20-2003, 04:53 PM
slick

Quote:

Originally posted by babolaypo65
Would ordering a DotD AND brownies be over indulging? Regadless, I'll have both please! :cool:

OMG you're brave!!!:eek: :eek: But who are we to judge. In case you need them, the Depends are sitting on the corner of the bar.

And will someone please help me pick up Gini and Laurie and move them to the booth over there??? I'm tired of stepping over top of them.

Or better yet, let's all go outside and make snow angels????:cool: :cool:
11-20-2003, 04:55 PM
babolaypo65

[QUOTE]Originally posted by slick
OMG you're brave!!!:eek: :eek: But who are we to judge. In case you need them, the Depends are sitting on the corner of the bar.

Hey, considering the week I've had....
11-20-2003, 05:02 PM
RICHARD

Babo,

DOTD......DONE!

I was 'depending' on all of you to keep things
in order...
;)
11-20-2003, 05:03 PM
catland

LOL - what a bunch of fruit cakes. Sure, I'd love to make a snow angel - just don't expect it to look like Dolly Parton.
11-20-2003, 05:14 PM
gini

Fruit cakes? Oh, I hope they are the kind with nuts...........

well.....I suppose it depends.

Laurie, I didn't know we were one the floor.....were we really on the floor?

Oh yeah, I remember, I was looking for brownie crumbs.
11-20-2003, 05:19 PM
gini

I have to laugh.....we have over 52 posts to this thread but at least 325 of you have been L U R K I N G. Come on in.... join the fun - the more the merrier!
11-20-2003, 05:27 PM
catland

Just don't laugh 'till you cry - we know what a mess that is to clean up.

Since we're getting near the holidays - in case anyone needs gift suggestions...

www.beercheckers.com

But only if you're of legal drinking age. I guess the rest of you will have to settle for Iced Tea :D
11-20-2003, 08:19 PM
Tubby & Peanut's Mom

Oh my! What have I been missing??!!?!? :eek:

For a minute there I think Richard was speechless - which might just be a first! ;) :D

Haven't had those brownies in years and years and years, and swore that stuff off, so I think I'll stick with a DOTD please.

Only one more day to go before the weekend, and hopefully we won't be able to make real snow angels here until next week sometime.

Oh, and you might want to pass some of those depends my way. After all the laughing I've done over this thread, there's no telling when I'll be needing them. :D :D

Just had a thought, I wonder if the depends will show up in snow angels, you know sort of "bas relief" type? ;) :D :rolleyes:
11-20-2003, 08:34 PM
zippy-kat

:eek: I completely forgot ... today WAS Thursday, wasn't it?! Oh grr...
11-21-2003, 12:24 AM
Corinna

Oh my what did you put in my mint tea I suddenly see lots of the baby new years!!!!!!!!!!! What happened maybe it was a brownie WHAT did you add?????? OH No I now have to admit I never have tried any of that.
11-21-2003, 08:34 AM
zippy-kat

Happy Friday, everbunny!!
11-21-2003, 08:38 AM
slick

Good morning Tonya. Only 6:40am here and I'm already on PT :eek: :eek: Just noticed, only 40 to go I'm at 3000.
Well, I'm off to get ready for work. Have a good day peeps....oops, I mean people.:) :)
11-21-2003, 08:44 AM
mugsy

YEAH!!! I made it through Thursday without cheating!! I didn't have an alcoholic drink and I didn't eat any brownies, "special" or not!

TGIF guys.
11-21-2003, 10:32 AM
gini

I am still laughing over Thursday.

I hope everyone has a great Friday.
11-21-2003, 11:10 AM
RICHARD

I'm doing the 'happy friday dance'

Now, if i could just dance!
11-21-2003, 11:15 AM
lbaker

How did I end up on the floor? What are all these crumbs down my shirt? What.... oh yeah, nevermind
11-21-2003, 11:51 AM
catland

Contrary to popular belief - I did nothing to those brownies. Honest.

Yea Mugsy - keep up the good work!

Corrina - I guess you need to be more specific about what kind of "mint";)

Zippy - sounds like you need a day-timer.

T&P - one Bas-relief snow angel DOTD - coming right up.

Now who has the vacumn? lb left a trail of crumbs everywhere and I don't want to see a bunch of ants invading the bar?
11-21-2003, 12:18 PM
robinh

Checked in yesterday, but didn't post.

Got any brownies left? They sound "interesting"!?! ;) And something really strong to drink. It's been another awful week. Glad next week is a short one.

Is it my imagination or is everyone getting sillier as the end of the year approaches? Not just here on PT, but everywhere?:confused:
11-21-2003, 01:46 PM
catland

hee-hee - I stashed some brownies in the box of Depends when no one was looking. Here you go robh. ;) As for something really strong to drink, how about a long island iced tea?

DONE:)

Sillier - why should we be sillier? My company is going to h*ll in a handbasket. People are leaving in disgust or being laid off, and then they ask me "how's morale?" - ok, lets see, if I tell you the truth, then am I next on the chopping block? - So my reply "oh yea - morale's just fine:eek: :p "

sigh - think I'll make myself a SBM and eat a brownie.
11-21-2003, 01:49 PM
RICHARD

Quote:

Originally posted by catland

sigh - think I'll make myself a SBM and eat a brownie.

Sometimes ignorance is bliss.
Inebriation could be a god send.

DONE!
11-21-2003, 02:42 PM
lizbud

One more Blonde joke, just because....:D

Norman and his blonde wife life in Fargo. One winter morning while listening to the radio, they hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 3 to 4 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through". Norman's wife goes out and moves her car.

A week later, while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 4 to 5 inches of snow today, you must park your car on the odd numbered side of the street, so the snow- plow can get through.". So, Norman's wife goes out and moves her car.

The next week they are having breakfast again and the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 10 -12 inches of snow today, you must park..." then the electricity goes out. Norman's wife says, "Honey, I don't know what to do..."
Norman says, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time."

Have a great weekend everyone. :)
11-21-2003, 05:00 PM
Tubby & Peanut's Mom

Quote:

Originally posted by catland
hee-hee - I stashed some brownies in the box of Depends when no one was looking.

:D :eek: :D :D :D

You guys are just too much!

Have a great weekend everyone!
11-21-2003, 10:46 PM
slick

One more for the road:

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when this attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mail box. She opened it then slammed it shut, & stormed back in the house. A little later she came out of the house again, went to the mail box and opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came
out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her "is something wrong?" To which she replied, "There certainly is ---- My stupid computer keeps giving me a message saying........"You've Got Mail".......

That does it. I'm dying my hair red :eek: :eek:

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