Hey Richard I'll join in to day make mine an Irish velvety ! I need something warm it Snowed here last night. Fires last week now this .
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Hey Richard I'll join in to day make mine an Irish velvety ! I need something warm it Snowed here last night. Fires last week now this .
I'm so glad you saw that too! I thought I'd lost what little was left of my mind. I know I saw 1998 posts yesterday. Is there a pirate stealing posts???? or a grimlin running amuck? :eek:Quote:
Originally posted by catland
arrrrrrr Richard must be in the way-back machine. Now he only has 1991 posts.
aaarrrrrrr matey - start posting you landlubber - we expect to see #2000 today.:D
all that work for nothing....
MM,
thank you for your consideration....and lol,
I saw the ballerina story in the paper today....
it must be nice to get today's news, yesterday!!
winning lotto numbers?????
;)
Babo,
here we go, again!!!
Zipster,
always ready for a challenge!
Catland,
Mr Peabody and Me!!!
Remember him?
Welcome Corinna,
Irish velvety!!!! Snow????? Where???
(you are supposed to say, On the ground, dummy!)
Done!
MOFF,
It's a conspiracy!!!!
Richard, can I have a refill on my cherry vanilla coke? and some hot onion rings? We have storms to our west. Maybe bad breath will scare them away????!!!:D
Richard, look at it this way.........you get to blabber about whatever you want only seven more times and it will push you right over into the 2,000's.
What did happen to your posts? Richard, were you naughty and they got deleted?
I don't know what it will be, but I want some type of swash buckling drink today.
I am looking through my closet - looking for "wench".........something appropriate to wear today.
lol!!!
Gini,
NO!! I was behaving!!!!! Honestly!!!
A wench outfit? Who's being naughty now?;)
How's about a rum runner?? of a hurricane???
MOFF,
A CVC and hot onion rings!!!
There is a place in Burbank with a sign that says
"Homemade Onion Rings".....they serve you in a brown paper lunch bag that turns greasy in about two seconds!!! my only gripe is having to keep opening little packets of ketchup to keep up!!
OK, I don't get this at all. Last night before I left for home Richard had 1999. Now he's down to 1993. What gives?? Were my eyes playing tricks on me??
Arrrrrr, a warm welcome to all ye on Richard's Day. Gather yer shipmates and we all meet in the special galley to honour a very special Pet Talker. It's 2,000 drinks for Richard, whom today we shall call "Captain Morgan". And if ye like ye can throw in some pieces of gold and bid on the map to the buried treasure. Drink up maties!
RRRRichard - Have you ever tried Onion Rings with mustard? I understand you have mustard at home.:D
Richard, a rum runner? What does he look like?
Ohh, onion rings and ketchup............my mouth is watering.
My grandma years ago, gave me a great beer batter onion rings recipe.
Ahhhh, but was it Grey Poupon???Quote:
Originally posted by catland
RRRRichard - Have you ever tried Onion Rings with mustard? I understand you have mustard at home.:D
lolololol,
I almost fell for that one!!!
No, nothing but CATsup on my Onion Rings!!!
why do i post stuff like that????? I'll never live it down:cool:
Slick,
ARRGGGGHHHH!
Matey,
Someone's been stealing my posts!!!!! We'll make them walk the plank at the end of my cutlass!!!!!
and I'm still waiting for some pirate jokes, too!!
:D
Gini,
He's not the 'TOTAL MAN'....
if you can get past the eyepatch, hook hand, peg leg and the parrot dodo on his shoulder you can thank me!!!
A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"
"What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine."
The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."
"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really."
"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes."
"Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye."
"So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird shit!"
"Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet."
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This pirate walks into a bar with a big ship's wheel down his pants. The bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but do you know you have a ship's wheel down the front of your pants?"
And the pirate says...
Aaargh, it's driving me nuts!!
why was the insubordinate pirate thrown in the brig???Quote:
Originally posted by slick
The only pirate jokes I know are not fit for this forum, so I leave that up to someone else.
because he only had one 'AYE' (eye)...:rolleyes: :eek: :( :confused:
hey slick.....16 and counting!!!!
I have my "AYE" on you!
I thought about that when I was in the shower this morning, not that I think about you in the shower,, oh shut up Vic before you stick another foot in.....Quote:
Originally posted by RICHARD
hey slick.....16 and counting!!!!I have my "AYE" on you!
Wouldn't dream of taking this day away from you. This is your day my friend. I'll have mine in due time.
You know you want to read some pirate jokes....
1
Have you heard about the new pirate movie?
It?s rated AARRRRGGH!
2
What's a pirate's favorite mode of transportation?
A cAARRRRGGH!
3
what's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?
arrrr
4
what's a pirate's favorite kind of socks?
arrrrgyle
5
what is a pirates favorite study subject?
arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt.
6
what's a pirate's second-choice job?
an arrrrrrchitect!
7
This pirate walks into a bar with a big ship's wheel down his pants. The bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but do you know you have a ship's wheel down the front of your pants?"
And the pirate says...
Aaargh, it's driving me nuts!!
8
a little kid with a speech impediment dresses up as a pirate and goes trick or treating. he knocks on the door of a house and a man answers. "oh, i can see you're dressed up as a pirate." the man says. "but where are your buccaneers?" the kid gets really mad, and says "on the sides of my buckin' head!"
9
how much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?
a buccaneer
10
what's a pirate's favorite kind of cookie?
ships ahoy
11
what do you call a pirate that skips class?
captain hooky!
12
A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"
"What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine."
The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."
"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really."
"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes."
"Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye."
"So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird shit!"
"Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet."
13
why does a pirate's phone go beep beep beep beep beep?
because he left it off the hook!
14
what does a pirate say when he takes over santa's job?
ho ho ho and a bottle of rum
15
What does a vegan pirate do in jail?
Starrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrve!
16
What has 8 arms and 8 legs?
8 Pirates!
Well, Slick, you asked for it!! :D :D
You must have done the same as I did - thank goodness for google!!!
Vicki, the counter isn't tallying up your posts correctly either.
You have 1986 - and that keeps appearing..........even when you add more posts.
(Richard, are you paying attention? - 1986 - only 12 to go).
Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were in danger of being boarded by a pirate ship. As the crew became frantic, the captain bellowed to his First Mate, "Bring me my red shirt!" The First Mate quickly retrieved the captain's red shirt, which the captain put on and lead the crew to battle the pirate boarding party. Although some casualties occurred among the crew, the pirates were repelled.
The men sat around on deck that night recounting the day's events when an ensign looked to the Captain and asked, "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before the battle?" The Captain, giving the ensign a look that only a captain can give, exhorted, "If I am wounded in battle, the red shirt does not show the blood, and thus you men will continue to fight unafraid." The men sat in silence, marveling at the courage of such a man.
The next morning, the lookout screamed that there were two pirate vessels sending boarding parties. The crew cowered in fear, but the captain, calm as ever, bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt!" Once again, the battle was on, and the Captain and his crew repelled both boarding parties, though this time more casualties occurred. Later that day, however, the lookout screamed that there were pirate ships, 10 of them, all with boarding parties on their way. The men became silent and looked to the Captain, their leader, for his usual command. The Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, "Bring me my brown pants!"
Catland :D :D :D :D I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.....
Gini: thanks, but ignore my counter. This is Richard's day.
The counts are down because someone deleted a few threads. That be thar reason!
Rich, I'm hungry but I don't know what I want yet. It's cold here so something lovely and warm and cheeeezeey.
I have star bucks coffee made for those who have a hang over from yesterday...
Two to go. What are you waiting for Richard, high noon? (no, wait, that would be a western theme, not a pirate theme)
aaarrrrrrrrrrrgggggg
LOLOLOLOL,
I'm saving 2000 for that warm and special drink order!!!
thank you for the coffee, Zip!!!
no one is drinking???
what gives?:confused:
In your honour, Captain Morgan, I'm not drinking until you hit 2000! And then, my drink order will be a hot rum to warm the insides.
And for a snack how 'bout some cod????? Hold the mustard.
I'm waiting for your 2k!
What type of make-up do pirates wear?
Yaaaardley of course!
http://www.djellison.plus.com/helen/pirate.jpg
(swiped from http://www.b3ta.com/board/1769168 woo!)
hell,
I can't wait anymore!!!
first, a round to the house....
drink up Matey's!!!!!
Thanks to everyone that puts up with me
and laughs at my corniest jokes and challenges me when i make the over top statements!
and special thanks to my buddies Eddie and 'gina
without them, I wouldn't be here...
arrrggghhhhhhhh!!
I love you all!:D
A toast!
To all the PT folks, pets.......all around the world!
Every pet IS special, but the owners are something else!!!!;)
We love you too Richard, ahem, I mean Captain Morgan.
CONGRATULATIONS!!
Right over the top he spilled into blabbermouth extraordinaire!
Well, Richard!!! You finally made it!!! For the record there are now 2001 posts, just in case someone deletes some more threads. He is official!!!
Bottoms up!!! no wait ... make that CHEERS!!!
Thunder storm all gone for now. The onion rings must have done the trick. :D
it's about darn time! ;)
Good job!
Lunch time here. I'm hungry. Please give me a Pirate Pack to go. Hmmmm do you guys have White Spot down there??
LOLOLOLOLOLOL,Quote:
Originally posted by slick
Lunch time here. I'm hungry. Please give me a Pirate Pack to go. Hmmmm do you guys have White Spot down there??
I'll have the doctor take a look next time....
No, we don't....Does Popeye's count????
thanks, ms zip!
MOFF,
Comfort food!!!!!! you can always count on it!!
WOOHOO!!!!! Richard's Bipolar!!!!!!!
Congrats!
CONGRATULATIONS -
I think I'll go delete some threads so that we can celebrate all over again.:p ;)
arrrrrrrrgggg - another Hurricane please.
Quote:
Originally posted by catland
CONGRATULATIONS -
I think I'll go delete some threads so that we can celebrate all over again.:p ;)
arrrrrrrrgggg - another Hurricane please.
LOL,
hurricane for you!!!
(no more real hurricanes for the east coast tho....)
Done!!
Gini,
last time i saw something that big and red was
on a school paper!!! thanks!!
That reminds me of when I was little and me and my brother were at the dinner table. He'd ask me to hit him in the arm so I did. Then he would pick up an olive (not Olive Oil) eat it pretending it was spinach. He'd then hold his arms up like Popeye and hit me back.Quote:
Originally posted by RICHARD
No, we don't....Does Popeye's count????
And to think I fell for it every time.....talk about laughing at yourself :D :D :D :D
I'll take RR please.
Richard, pour out a round, on me, I'm in a partying mood. I'll take the Hurricane, now, please! :)
Logan
Check THIS OUT!!!
logan's b day and slick is two away from bi pola----er---bi-pillar hood!
Go Logan it's your birthday!!!
What a great day.... all this to celebrate....now just to get those people on the east coast thru the storm!!!!
An RR and a Hurricane!!!!
Rounds on the House.....
p.s. No dancing this week and NO WALKING THE PLANK!
:eek:
C'mon Slick - just two more to bi-polarhood - you can do it.:D
A toast to Logan on her special day! So nice to have you around Logan.....
Ouch, this wench dress is so uncomfortable. It's really tight and that stringy thingy has got to go. How'd they manage back then???