There are some really good stories in here. Pam, that was so funny!!
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There are some really good stories in here. Pam, that was so funny!!
When I was little I thought that if you ate watermelon seeds, that a watermelon would start growing in your stomach. :o
I also thought that all girls already had babies growing inside their tummys so we had to be extra careful when doing things. :o
This comes from one of my mom's fellow teachers---
It was the first day of school and the teacher said, "Ok class get out your paper and pencils." All the little first graders start digging through their stuff. All that is, except for one little boy. He sits there and watches his classmates then (loudly) asks, "Who the h_ll signed me up for this sh_t?!" :eek: :D
Poor guy. He's in for a long haul.
When i was little...
I used to think the Television was called a Telescope...and i would ask to watch the Telescope.
When I was lilttle...
my friend and I used to get out our umbrellas (on a sunny clear day), and walk up and down our street singing Mary Poppins Songs... :)
When I was little I had a favorite stuffed animal that went EVERYWHERE with me. But wait........this was nothing more than a brown, square piece of cloth. I am told, that it originally, it was a purple rabbit, hence its name "Dirty Rab". but too much loving caused him a bit of wear and tear.
Dirty rab was even know by all the people who ran the places my mom and I would go. They'd ask how he was, etc.
I wish I had him today, as proof, but he just disintegrated into the air, I think, string by string.
I miss dirty rab.:(
When I was little, we were visiting a friend and while playing, I discovered their alarm system's code panel, and decided to play with it. :o I pushed a few buttons, and the alarm went off. I was so scared and ran and hid in the bathroom before the adults found out who did it. A few minutes later, the police arrived and asked what had happened, since the alarm signaled them to come asap. I ran out of the bathroom and to the door, and told the police "I DID IT! I didn't know toys can call the police!!" Then I started crying. :rolleyes: The police laughed and told me not to touch such things again. I was so embarrassed, seeing that there was a whole party at their house with like 30 families there, and I caused such trouble. :o I was only like 5 or so.
When I was little I thought cats were female and dogs were male.
This is kinda funny but gross at the same time.:D I would lick gummy bears and stick them to the oven door.:p
When i was little... My friend Cici and I dressed her poodle, Sebastion(male) in dressed and put him in the old fashioned stroller and take him for walks aorund the block. Poor dog put up with everything from us but, we love him :)
When I was little, I had 2 imaginary friends. My favorite one was named Lisa. Once my mom took me out for ice cream, and as we were leaving she held the door open for me, and there was a mother and daughter behind me. I went through the door and said "Come on Lisa, hurry up!" and the mother behind me looked suprised and said "How'd you know my daughter's name???". I got so embarrassed as my mom laughed and explained that Lisa was my imaginary friend!
OOH I have a good one.
When I was little, my cousin and I (we were about 1 1\2) my mom used to put vasoline on her face or something... But anyway, I dug it out and my cousin and I rubbed it everywhere; our hair, face, clothing, windows, walls, floors, we were actually sliding in it! We had to replace the screen on the window cuz they couldn't get the Vasoline out.
:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
When I was little....about 2 yrs old....
We went camping and in those days you actually had some trees around you and a big space to pitch the tent. I wandered off and Mom and Dad were frantic and almost called the police. An hour later they found me in the next campsite buried deep in the bush, lying on my tummy feeding peanuts to the squirrels. And I guess that's where my love of animals all started.
If and when I ever do grow up I'll make sure to leave a note next time..:D :D :D
ok, please don't laugh at this one. Now I know how embarassing it really was. ok, I think I was about 4 or 5 years old. I'm not really sure. We went to the beach, and I think I fell in the water. I didn't bring a swimming suit too. So my pants and underwear got all wet. There was this pole sticking out of the ground, and my mom hung my pants and underwear up to dry:o LMAO!!!! Its so embarassing though, but at least I was little, hehe.
He he. Yeah I did the same thing, only I was under a clothes rack in Target playing with my matchbox cars (I was a little tomboy) and my parents did call the police. My Dad, still likes to tell the story, complete with all the gory details. :pQuote:
Originally posted by slick
When I was little....about 2 yrs old....
We went camping and in those days you actually had some trees around you and a big space to pitch the tent. I wandered off and Mom and Dad were frantic and almost called the police. An hour later they found me in the next campsite buried deep in the bush, lying on my tummy feeding peanuts to the squirrels. And I guess that's where my love of animals all started.
If and when I ever do grow up I'll make sure to leave a note next time..:D :D :D
When I was little I used to run laps around the house in my dipar, and after 2 or 3 I would get my dad's stethescope and listen to my heart, and then I would run around again and again and again etc. We even have a video of me doing it:o
When MY SISTER was little, she wanted to grow up and be a goat feeder at the zoo. Then she changed her mind and wanted to be a waitress at Buger King:p
When I was little we had a cat named Skipper and I used to hold his frount paws and dance with him. He didn't mind...my other cat Molly did! I still have the scars!
When I was little I used to put oranges in my top, so that I would have boobies, just like mummy did!!
When I was little....about 2 yrs old....
We went camping and in those days you actually had some trees around you and a big space to pitch the tent. I wandered off and Mom and Dad were frantic and almost called the police. An hour later they found me in the next campsite buried deep in the bush, lying on my tummy feeding peanuts to the squirrels. And I guess that's where my love of animals all started.
If and when I ever do grow up I'll make sure to leave a note next time..
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Heres my adventures with feeding chipmunks. I didn't have to run off & hide, my grandmother game me peanuts to feed them with. She said I never once tried to grab one, I loved feeding them.
http://jess.iahu.ca/albums/album27/me_chip.sized.jpg
When I was little,I told my mom I wanted to grow up to be a dog or an elephant. I was a weird child! :rolleyes:
:D
When I was little my friend and I used to talk to a car in our school parking lot that looked like KITT from Knight Rider.
My other friend and I used to run around on our hands and feet like horses and I would set up cushions like a show jumping course and jump over them.
I used to make my dog sleep in my bed with me and I read her stories.
This isn't really funny but my brother told me he buried his dead lizard in my sandbox and i never went in it again.
I used to sit on the counter and when i tried to jump down my shorts got stuck on the dishwasher dial thing and i was hanging upside down.
I ran away from my mom in the middle of the mall screaming "you're not my mommy!!" and when people looked at her she had to say "of course i'm her mother, would i be putting up with this if i wasn't"
That's all I can think of for now, I'll probably think of more when I'm trying to get to sleep, I'm sure my mom has tons that I don't particularly want to hear about.
I'm not the only one!! My mother always tells the story of how she was frantic looking for me in Sears and found me happily playing in a clothing rack in another department.Quote:
Originally posted by micki76
He he. Yeah I did the same thing, only I was under a clothes rack in Target playing with my matchbox cars (I was a little tomboy) and my parents did call the police. My Dad, still likes to tell the story, complete with all the gory details. :p
*BUMP* I think this thread is fantastic!!!
When I was little, I thought I would get arrested for taking the tag off your matress you would get arrested, so when mine came off I hid it under the bed and hid in my closet and cried.
:rolleyes:
I remember one year wanting a real xmas tree, as I lived on a farm, and the trees had just been topped this was a very real possiblity, so unknown to mum, I hopped on my little purple bike and rode on the dirt race all the way to the end of the farm, where the trees were, and found my xmas tree , tied in onto the back of the bike and dragged it home.
Now you can just imagine the state it was in by then, all covered in dust and a bit on the bedraggled side, my poor mum did not have the heart to say NO you cannot have that, so she gently hosed it down and yep we had our first real xmas tree courtesy of your's truely.
I also remember saving all the snails out of the pond, as I thought they were dying,only to find out these particular ones were water snails, oh dear.:)
LOL My mom has the best stories of when she was younger..like how she was chased by a bull. Twice. Once, she managed to climb up a tree with no limbs, couldn't get down. The second she jumped into an old car which the windows were just rolled down a little..she again couldn't get out LOL
Another time, they had to wash the dishes, her and her sister, and if it wasn't done right they had to wash ALL the dishes. So they were really annoyed at having to do these dishes, so they decided to not to. They take the dishes and throw them outside lol..a pan I guess..Anyway, they back out of it later, go to get the pan, but see a porcupine eatting stuff in the pan or whaever LOL. My aunt told my mom that porcupines will throw their needles at you and they eat wood and such...so they got really scared (she honostly believed this) and my aunt being the oldest, took all her younger siblings up to the room, threw wood all over the floor for it to eat before them. They also had sheets tied so when it broke in the could put it out the window and escape. LOL My aunt said she'd give her own life to let them escape if it broke in (my mom and other aunts were crying their eyes out) You could only image what their dad thought when he came home lmao.
One other one. My mom and aunt never really had any toys to play with, so this girl they knew had this ball and they were all playing with it. My aunt threw the ball somewhere and pretended they couldn't find it, so later they could go back and get it..LOL this was really mean but funny. My mom said they loved that ball.
Anyway, I have sooo many stories but I won't bore you with them lol.
When I was little, I thought that I was a unicorn. There was a field next to my house where I'd prance all day long by myself. I used to eat flowers and grass.
when I was little little I used to take cups and put my hands in there (my hands where small enough) and walk around on the hard floor in the kitchen and make the clomy sound like I was a horse~* lol
Hehe Amber.... I did that too lol
When I was little, I would sit in front of my mirror and watch myself cry:o
When I was little, I thought frogs and turtles were the same animals ... only turtles were the boys, so they had the shell. Same thing with lizards and snakes ... lizards were the boys, so they had the legs. I have NO clue where I got that idea. :rolleyes:
When I was little..... I heard that you got warts from frogs peeing on you, so I would catch some frogs and chase my brother around trying to get the frogs to pee on him. And when that didn't work, I'd hide the frogs in his bed.
I hated my brother back then. ;)
When I was little, my family would have bagels, but I called them beagles.
Then once when my siblings and I were a little older, we were playing Trivial Pursuit and I asked my sister a question. The answer was the book Grapes of Wrath, but she called it The Wrath of Grapes..:D
LOL! One thing you never want to do is get your grapes angry! :DQuote:
Originally posted by Sevens
The Wrath of Grapes..:D
I love this thread. Keep 'em coming! :)
Oh, these are really cute and funny! Thanks for sharing everybody!
When I was little, I loved to play with my sister's doll. I was not even allowed to touch it, as it had a breakable head...! Guess my joy when one day, my mommy let me touch the doll, to take this pic:
http://users.pandora.be/bernardgabriels/images/lut2.jpg
When I was little, I invented new songs; Why? My grandma payed us some money for every song we could sing! LOL
What a precious picture!
I love this thread!
When I was little, I believed that blueberries were Smurf Eggs and I would cry whenever I saw someone in my family putting them on cereal. :o :D
When I was little, I wanted to grow up to be the cashier at the grocery store..... because I saw the money when her drawer popped open, and I thought it was all here. To a little girl, that's a whole lot of money and that will buy a whole lot of candy bars.
When I was little, our family bought a brand new car. It cost $3,000. I thought that was just about as much money as anyone could ever have in the whole world ever, even the richest people.
Today, the same kind of car would be $30,000! :eek: