wow, never thought of that :eek:
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wow, never thought of that :eek:
Mind you, I'm a waitress so I get asked alot of dumb questions:rolleyes:
What are crunchy fried oysters?
Well duh...their just what they say "crunchy fried oysters"!
I worked in a Catholic Church Parish Office for 16 years and two of the dumb questions we were asked were:
What time is midnight Mass?
and for those who didn't want to attend an entire Mass on Ash Wednesday,
What time are they putting the ashes on?
We were at Red Lobster the other night for dinner, and I was so happy to see "Crunchy Fried Oysters" on the menu, finally!! :) I didn't eat any though. Are they good, Anna???Quote:
Originally posted by anna_66
Mind you, I'm a waitress so I get asked alot of dumb questions:rolleyes:
What are crunchy fried oysters?
Well duh...their just what they say "crunchy fried oysters"!
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, all year around, why do they have a lock on their door?
Ok stupid question I get at work. I'm a hairdresser...this is the situation. I've dyed my brown hair blonde and have some grow out. The client will then ask me why I dye my roots brown. Huh? People seem to think their hair grows from the ends, not the scalp.
I've often wondered that--all 24 hour convenience stores have locks--why?????????Quote:
Originally posted by Randi
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, all year around, why do they have a lock on their door?
And, like Anna, I get asked tons of dumb questions at work. Every weekend, we have seafood specials. The seafood gets flown in so it's fresh, and we have scallops, mussels, crabcakes, and salmon. The special starts on Friday, and Saturday, and if there are some left, it continues til Sunday. We have a "special board' where they are all written. It is unbelievable the amount of people who come in on Sunday for dinner, read the special on the board (last week it was chicken marsala, for example), and then ask for the salmon. And these are all people who come here all the time, apparently they think we have a secret salmon stash somewhere:rolleyes:
My bro's friend worked as a computer question answer thingie for phone ins..and he once got someone call in asking why their comp wouldn't work..like 'is it on' yes, it's on..and a bunch more till 'is it plugged in' and he answer no, we don't have power. or something...appearintly it actually happened lol :x
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Originally posted by lovemyshiba
The seafood gets flown in so it's fresh, and we have scallops, mussels, crabcakes, and salmon.
come on,
everyone knows that seafood doesn't fly........it swims!!!!
;)
OK. Here's my dumb question for the day.
What the heck does LMAO and ROTFL and ROFLMAO mean????
It took me months to figure out LOL was Laugh Out Loud. Please help out a poor old aging woman from the 60's. (ooooo I just had a flashback!)
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Originally posted by slick
OK. Here's my dumb question for the day.
What the heck does LMAO and ROTFL and ROFLMAO mean????
It took me months to figure out LOL was Laugh Out Loud. Please help out a poor old aging woman from the 60's. (ooooo I just had a flashback!)
laugh my ass off
rol on the floor laughing
and
roll on the floor laugh my ass off
pssst,
here's some really good flashback, don't bogart! o.k.??
LMAO = "Laffin My A$$ Off!"Quote:
Originally posted by slick
What the heck does LMAO and ROTFL and ROFLMAO mean????
:confused:
ROTFL = "Rollin On the Floor, Laffin!"
ROFLMAO = "Rollin On Floor, Laffin My A$$ Off!"
:D
Far Out!!! Thanks guys. Showing my age?? Never.
Richard: remember "don't have a cow, man"
Why can't all of life's problems hit us when we're teenagers and know everything? ;) :D
My dumb question...... ah.......... I think I've gone stupid..... what does "feral" mean?
Uhh Richard, dont Bogart!! ARE you from before the sixties??
Feral means wild. Like cats that have never had much human contact.Quote:
Originally posted by JGuitaristR
My dumb question...... ah.......... I think I've gone stupid..... what does "feral" mean?
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Originally posted by Randi
Uhh Richard, dont Bogart!! ARE you from before the sixties??
actually, yes and no......too young to participate, but old enough to pick up bad habits????
lol
bitchin', totally bitchin...
Twisterdog: Creepy! I never knew that.
Anna_66: I guess the menu should say, "Oysters that are fried so that they are crunchy." ;)
Here is my dumb question:
Why is there braille on drive thru ATM's?" :eek:
what is the white stick figure on the bean bag chair i see painted on the parking spots near the front of the stores???
:eek:
So what is ATM's? :D
Automated Teller Machines. :)Quote:
Originally posted by Randi
So what is ATM's? :D
or in Canada they are called ABM's (if I recall correctly) or Automated Banking Machines.
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Originally posted by RICHARD
what is the white stick figure on the bean bag chair i see painted on the parking spots near the front of the stores???
:eek:
RICHARD!!! SHAME ON YOU!
Thanks Ramanth! You live and learn. :)
Why are the speed zones reduced in front of schools during the school day? Don't we assume all the kids are inside the schools, learning away? Shouldnt the school speed zones be in effect when kids are OUT OF SCHOOL? Like, all summer long?
I have NEVER understood why ATMs have braille. First, are you driving while blind? OHHHHH I understand, you are walking in a area cars normally drive through...and you wonder why you are run over like a pancake, and now need those stick figure spots that Richard was making fun of?
ALRIGHT- one more, WHY WHY WHY do you have to enter your account number on those automated phone lines, and the FIRST thing the person that answers says? "Can I have your account number, please?". What, was that just a digit exercise???
this is a more specific stupid question, but why can'tmy boss think outside the exactness of a question. Huh?
Today I was getting stone chip repaired in my windshield. The order was in Ralph's name becuase he is the primary on our insurance. Service man comes in, asks for Ralph ___( mind you, I work in a company with 11 people, and not only do we have a company dinner every yaer at Christmas, but this boss came to my wedding!) My boss tells him, nope, no one here by that name. You are inthe wrong place! Thankfull yht e service guy could think on his feet and ask, what about a Mrs.____. Oh, yeah...we have one of those! AND THIS MAN HAS A PhD!!!
Might I suggest it is BECAUSE of his PhD that he wasnt able to make the connection? We have people that call here and ask for 'Joanna' . Guess who does NOT get the call?
just a guess, but maybe in case something happens, and no one can get in or something where they have to close down... ?Quote:
Originally posted by Randi
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, all year around, why do they have a lock on their door?
Ok here's a question I thought was too stupid to ask but hey I'll go for it.
How do I get Isis to cover her poop?
It drives me crazy she'll cover up her pee but poop no way! This cat's poop can peel paint too.:o
That idiotic question reminds me of the following idiotic question.Quote:
What time is midnight Mass?
Why do customers in a 'Everything is a pound(£) shop'
still ask 'How much is that ?'
Duhhhh. A Pound (£)
Okay here's one that's been bugging me for a while now...before I put it down I'll just say that yes I know how pathetic I am ;) ...
Mickey Mouse, does he have commitment issues or something? After all he's been going out with Minnie for over 60 years now and they still aren't married...or engaged even.
I blame Minnie. Whenever Mickey tries to do something nice and something bad happens, she immediatly blames him. Like that whole tornado episode when the stupid tornado was the one that wrecked her yard...She's always jumping to conclusions ;)Quote:
Mickey Mouse, does he have commitment issues or something? After all he's been going out with Minnie for over 60 years now and they still aren't married...or engaged even.
I have a question; Why is it that Draino is so incredibly corrosive that it can wipe out all that is clogging your drain, and yet it manages to stay in the thin plastic bottle? :p
When a firehouse catches on fire, who comes to put out the fire???!!!
hehehe, lol, :D :D :p :p I know other county fire departments would come, but the question sounds funny at first.
Well somtimes especially when you don't live on the good side of town, convenience stores get held up so they need to shut down and wait for the cops to come and fix things. It happens here all the time. It's kind of pain when you drive to the 7/11 and they are closed.Quote:
I've often wondered that--all 24 hour convenience stores have locks--why?????????
What is Miracle Whip?
Why is the sky blue?
Sandy Frost:D
It's a white creaming dressing, similar to Mayonaise...used on sandwhiches and in things like potato salad, etc. It's tangy and sweeter then Mayonaise. Good stuff. :)Quote:
What is Miracle Whip?
Why is the abbreviation for pound Lb. ?
Why is the word "nuclear" so hard to pronounce? lol...:rolleyes:
Why are sweet pickles called "bread and butter" pickles?
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Originally posted by SANDY FROST
Why is the sky blue?
Sandy Frost:D
oh oh oh! I know this one!!
Answer: Diffraction of light! :)
(yay for me -- i remembered something from HS physics! lol)
chemistry! Cincy's Mom might be able to verify this but here's my stab at an answer:Quote:
Originally posted by wolfsoul
I have a question; Why is it that Draino is so incredibly corrosive that it can wipe out all that is clogging your drain, and yet it manages to stay in the thin plastic bottle? :p
When Draino interacts with the water, a chemical change occurs -- it "melts" (maybe attacks/loosens is a better word) the goop and the water flushes it away. I remember creating a version of draino in chemistry but darned if I can remember what ingredients were used-- dish soap was one.
Been wondering about this for awhile now,
how old does a puppy have to be to leave his mother? I don't know much about dogs. Before, my sister's friend got a new dog, 5 weeks old. I thought of a kitty, who could only leave the mother when they reach at least 8 weeks.
So how old does a puppy have to be?