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OMG I always think the same thing when seeing "make your life better" products, especially kitchen implements. They always show some shaky-handed person trying to slice a tomato without much luck or cutting themselves. I'm no culinary genius but I've never had that much trouble slicing something:D
Nah. My washer has a fabric softener container in the middle that you put in at the beginning. If I forget to put it in I also have dryer sheets.Quote:
Originally Posted by sparks19
Ok I'm dying to say this:
I passed all my finals this week, and now I'm officially a term 3 VT student!!!!!!!!!!!!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YQuote:
Originally Posted by *LabLoverKEB*
Congrats :D
Congratulations! :)Quote:
Originally Posted by *LabLoverKEB*
Congratulations LabLoverKEB
The first product Motorola developed was a record player for automobiles. At that time the most known player on the market was the Victrola, so they called themselves Motorola.
so today on the side of the road... I saw....
a smashed to pieces TV lol
They were using it to hold down the mattress.Quote:
so today on the side of the road... I saw....
a smashed to pieces TV lol
HAHAHAHAHAHA good oneQuote:
Originally Posted by kokopup
that is probably true lol
I saw a 2liter/litre (sp?) coke in the middle of the road today-it wasn't even opened. I bet someone dropped it out of their car, but how? lol
Maybe it was the only heavy thing , other than the TV, they could find to help hold down that mattress.Quote:
I saw a 2liter/litre (sp?) coke in the middle of the road today-it wasn't even opened. I bet someone dropped it out of their car, but how? lol
Oh and I meant to share this a couple days ago. I saw yet ANOTHER shoe in the middle of the road.
So that's where it went...:rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by sparks19
Around here the only things you see in the road are squashed possums.
Americans consumed approximately 45 million turkeys this past Thanksgiving.
Frida, a five month old female octopus housed in the Hellabrunn Zoo in German (imported from Morocco) has learnt a unique talent. After watching zoo attendants open shrimp jars a few times she has learnt to open the jars on her own. She presses the lid against her body and grasps the side of the jar with suckers on her eight tentacles. With a series of body twists, she opens the jar in anywhere from 10 seconds to an hour (depending on how tight the lid is).
can't believe this....Quote:
Originally Posted by Genny
I just saw the exact same thing today :O
I may be mistaken, but I think I just saw a post from another member of Koko's family! WELCOME!
This thread is hilarious! I have tears rolling down my cheeks from laughing so hard. :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
You didn't notice if that was a Coke Zero or original did you. If the one you say and the one Sparks19 saw are the same we can assume this is some sort of conspiracy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Genny
I saw a 2liter/litre (sp?) coke in the middle of the road today-it wasn't even opened. I bet someone dropped it out of their car, but how? lol
I went to Petsmart for cat food and saw a golden retriever, a yellow Lab, a dachshund that was sort of a coppery red- so pretty! And a dog who looked like Fritz03's Heidi, only bigger and with the colors of a beagle, black, white and reddish-brown ... soooo cute! One of the things I enjoy about shopping at Petsmart is seeing the people who bring their dogs to the store.
Just now saw all the congratulations... THANKS EVERYONE!:)
Why does everything look better on the manequin or model in the magazine than it does on you when you try it on or buy it? :)Quote:
Originally Posted by sparks19
OK so speaking of random things found alongside the road- it made me think of this:
I live in Ohio, and this time of year it is VERY common to see numerous dead deers that have been hit by vehicles along any major highway. My question: Where do these dead deers go? Many of them have been mostly intact for several weeks, just laying there, and no other critters have braved crossing US-75 to take advantage of the free meal. But eventually, they will disappear. Is there like a "Dead Dear Wagon" ran by a bunch of road-kill-eatin-rednecks that comes around screaming "Bring out your dead!" on the highway, looking for half-rotted carcasses? Here's a possible business slogan: "Dead Dear Wagon - You hit em, we get em!"
:p
Perhaps it was a match to the previously-mentioned shoe? LOLQuote:
Originally Posted by sparks19
maybe they were searching for each other LOLQuote:
Originally Posted by GoldenLover
Usually it is the responsibility of the highway department - either the state or county, depending on what kind of road it is, or even the town. Usually there is a dumping spot set up for roadkill carcasses. Whenever you see one, you should call it in, so they know where it is, and can dispose of it properly.
Well they are most certainly neglecting their duties, because I see 10-15 every day on my way to work (30 min drive down 75).
And not even a giggle for my Monty Python reference? Come on, people!
I think most people were probably trying hard not to picture rotting carcasses, and missed the MP reference.Quote:
Originally Posted by GoldenLover
Definitely call the state highway department, and be prepared to tell them where you enter and exit the highway, and about where the deer are. Likely, everyone else assumes it's someone else's job ... so no one does.
Oh my goodness... :rolleyes:
My roommate is an idiot. Just had to get that out there.
Rape is NOT a joke.
i hate it when people joke around an giggle about rape. saying crap like it its not rape if someone yells surprise or use it way out of context like ive seen before when someone was hugging someone else an one of them yells rape. :rolleyes:
makes me want to slap them across their stupid heads.
Random thought while driving down 75 today:
I giggle when there's a line of cars in the fast lane because a semi is passing another semi at approximately 1 mph faster than him, and there's this jerk behind you riding your bumper who slides on 2 wheels into the slow lane in an attempt to butt ahead of half the cars only to get to wait right behind the semi.
Now come on- we're obviously not in the fast lane, waiting patiently for fun. If there were a way to get around whatever is blocking the fast lane, dont you think someone would have taken advantage and used the fast lane to get around the semi? People like this crack me up. HURRY UP!!!.... and wait.
What makes me giggle is when he gets over there and realizes "oh crap, it's all backed up! I guess I'll have to get back over where I was and wait it out like everyone else". hehehe
Further, it upsets me when someone is riding your bumper and puts on his bright lights in an attempt to pursuade you to drive faster. As I was being blinded this morning by a pick-up truck with a vengence, I imagined how cool it would be if, on the back of my car, there was a little boxer glove attached to a spring like in the Roadrunner cartoons. Then you could hit the "POW" button on your dashboard and slap the guy riding your butt with brights on right in the kisser. LOL :p
Vette, smack them for me too. That's not funny.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vette
I've heard teenagers say "Oh, that's so gay" and I just wince when I hear that. I'm straight, but I'm friends with gay people, and it makes me cringe. Could you just say, "Oh, that's so (something else)."
I definitely need a boxer glove like that! POW!Quote:
Originally Posted by GoldenLover
This thread is not stupid, and it turned out a pretty funny chat :)
Sparks19, it seems you are finding a lot of shoes :eek: I was wondering whether all these people are going back home with only one shoe and don't notice it :confused:
I know. it's crazy. Everytime I see a shoe (I swear I must see almost one a week lol) I think of this thread and then wonder how so many lone shoes are escaping without being noticed lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Sonia59
Guess what I spotted in the parking lot leaving work last night? One sneaker! And guess what I thought of when I saw it -- this thread!
We were actually just having a conversation about that in my english class today. I HATE that too. But just like "that's so retarded", there will always be a word people use out of context to make it seem bad. Now mentally retarded is called mentally disabled. Pretty sure gay will be called something different soon enough. I say we should embrace it. "That's SO gay!".... "I know it's AWESOME!".Quote:
Originally Posted by cassiesmom
That'll stop people from saying it. :)
My random thought is I think I am addicted to the internet. I turned on the computer an hour ago to do homework. Have I done any homework as of yet? No. :rolleyes:
I rarely get colds, but when I do it takes me out for a week at least! Why, why WHY does this happen? I get a lot of vitamin C and Ive been eating healthier on top of it all.
I just want this cold to go away. :mad::(:mad::(
Random Thoughts huh? I am so excited about today's carnival, we are going to a Fall Carnival!!
WAIT...That's not silly, well, I am thinking that WHY the heck do people not clean their cars after a muddy rain drive, the dirt stays on the car for like a week, and when a party comes they clean their cars as if the mud just came.Sheeesh! that's disgusting, people here do that :confused::confused::rolleyes: