Happy Birthday Pet of the Day! Thursday #281

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09-06-2008, 04:38 PM
RICHARD

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Originally Posted by RICHARD

LOL, here!

I have to do a hit and run here.....

Let's get LOH a ob?

I have to apologize to LH and LOH here.

I wish for LOH to get a JOB.....Not an "OB":rolleyes:

How stupid am I?:o

Karen,

So how is your arm today?

It must have hurt to have an appendage twisted in order for you to comply!:eek:;)

One Blueberry, (Mario) cake and some Iced tea?

DONE!

I stopped off at the store and bought some beer.

I set the beer on the floor and when I turned to grab one, SOMEONE had parked their rear next to the package and decided that a 'cold one' is a perfect place to park a warm head!
09-06-2008, 05:54 PM
Karen

Hee hee - I would never actually order a piece of cheesecake, as I try to be good about what I eat ad all that, but free cheesecake, well - hard to even pretend to resist!

Cold beer + white cat hair - does that mean, after drinking it, you won't get hung over, as you've already had "hair of the cat" so won't need a "hair of the dog" cure?
09-06-2008, 06:15 PM
RICHARD

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Originally Posted by Karen

Cold beer + white cat hair - does that mean, after drinking it, you won't get hung over, as you've already had "hair of the cat" so won't need a "hair of the dog" cure?

As much as I could use a "night out" I just bought two cans. Moderation!:(

For the moment!

And when you live with the "hair of the cat", you are never in any distress!
09-07-2008, 12:47 AM
Oggyflute

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Originally Posted by RICHARD

Hey, it's 2:18 on Saturday morning, Don't ever say that there is no service at this watering hole!:cool:

I'll sit with ya at the bar for a chat.....

Cheesecake and a Pina Colada? DONE!

I always get a huge laugh when I catch some Aussie Rules Football-it's the helmets/head protection that some players wear. I always wait for the Russian tank to pull up on the pitch, the helmeted player to jump in and drive off!;)

Yeah they call that guy the 'ruckman' apparently. :)
09-07-2008, 08:59 AM
RICHARD

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Originally Posted by Oggyflute

Yeah they call that guy the 'ruckman' apparently. :)

We may be here a while, Do I have questions!:eek::D

Any one for pancakes?
09-07-2008, 01:24 PM
davidpizzica

I'l take a stack of pancakes, RICHARD. I'll pour myself a BIG seement slushie without falling in! That slushie mixture gets sticky once it gets on you.
09-07-2008, 01:25 PM
Lady's Human

Are they pancakes or flapjacks?

Either way, I'll take a stack with a cup of coffee.
09-07-2008, 01:52 PM
RICHARD

Quote:

Originally Posted by david p

I'l take a stack of pancakes, RICHARD. I'll pour myself a BIG seement slushie without falling in! That slushie mixture gets sticky once it gets on you.

ONe stack? DONE!

LH,
Ahhh, I have to say pancakes, I wouldn't know a flapjack if I saw one!:rolleyes::D

PCs and coffee! DONE!

I have some good greasy sausage and bacon too!

It's moose sausage, Some really cute gal dropped it off.
IT's from her own stash!:)
09-07-2008, 02:19 PM
Moesha

Bacon!?!?! I was just thinking how yummy some bacon would be.

*pulls up a stool...
09-08-2008, 10:39 PM
Lady'sOtherHuman

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Originally Posted by Karen

Thanks - and newcomers, the only admission price to this virtual bar is you need to tell one (clean) joke. I'm not saying it has to be funny, but you've gotta try, anyway! ;)

Blueberry cake! Whee! Last time I made that for a church function, I barely got a one-inch piece, so I'll take some here!

Well Mayor, you'll just have to come out here to NY next summer, with a pick-your-own blueberry place right down the road, I think we picked about 10 pounds of berries and made at least 3 or 4 blueberry cakes not to mention blueberry pancakes.

So there, I posted which means I don't have to go to the L+F. I'll have an irish coffee and some coffee ring! It's getting to be that time of year when I feel like I need to bake something.
09-08-2008, 10:58 PM
Lady'sOtherHuman

Thanks for the prayers for the job. Now is the waiting process. I had my interview on Friday and they called me today to see how the interview went and also to get employment references. I'm hoping this is a good sign. We'll know by the end of the week I hope.

Hey Richard are there any pancakes left for some reason I'm really hungry. I need to get to bed so I can get up in the morning and get munchkins ready for school.
09-09-2008, 08:29 AM
Cinder & Smoke

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Originally Posted by cassiesmom

First experience horse riding ...

A blonde ... she is mere moments away from unconsciousness or
even death when Frank, the Wal-Mart manager,
runs out to shut the horse off.
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:cool:
Now I **LIKED* that one!!

:D
09-09-2008, 11:04 AM
RICHARD

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Originally Posted by Cinder & Smoke

:cool:
Now I **LIKED* that one!!

:D

You'll never look at one of those machines the same way.;)

LOH,
A job and pancakes? DONE!

Moesha,

All the bacon you can eat?

DONE!
09-09-2008, 11:21 AM
momoffuzzyfaces

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Originally Posted by RICHARD

It's moose sausage, Some really cute gal dropped it off.
IT's from her own stash!:)

*gag*!!!:p

Make mine VEGGIE sausage please!!! :D
09-09-2008, 11:29 AM
lvpets2002

:o Now why do I see the Pancakes & the moose Sausage here && No Syrup.. Orc where did you go?? :eek:OMG David did Orc just dump the syrup on your head..:D
09-09-2008, 02:52 PM
Lady'sOtherHuman

lvpets2002, you need syrup? How 'bout some freshly made maple syrup from NY. No news yet on the job, I'll try some of that moose sausage with my pancakes and some mint tea with honey please.
09-09-2008, 03:09 PM
lvpets2002

:eek: Oh WoW did you say Fresh Maple Syrup for NY?? Bring Bring it on.. Yum Yum this is going to be Great.. Now How Do We Get David Cleaned Up Here from the Orc syrup bath?? :p

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Originally Posted by Lady'sOtherHuman

lvpets2002, you need syrup? How 'bout some freshly made maple syrup from NY. No news yet on the job, I'll try some of that moose sausage with my pancakes and some mint tea with honey please.
09-09-2008, 05:02 PM
RICHARD

Quote:

Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces

*gag*!!!:p

Make mine VEGGIE sausage please!!! :D

Soy it is!

DONE!

LP,

LOL, I forgot!

Stack and syrup, DONE!

LOH,

Thank you for the syrup!

One flap jack stack, Moose sausage sans rack, and some mint tea, Jack!

I can't ryhme honey.

DONE?:p
09-09-2008, 05:44 PM
davidpizzica

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Originally Posted by lvpets2002

:o Now why do I see the Pancakes & the moose Sausage here && No Syrup.. Orc where did you go?? :eek:OMG David did Orc just dump the syrup on your head..:D

So, that's what happened! Orc was supposed to pour it in the containers. NOT ON ME! My finger slipped and hit the wrong button. This is a very sticky situation! (GROAN!)
09-10-2008, 03:33 AM
RICHARD

Quote:

Originally Posted by david p

So, that's what happened! Orc was supposed to pour it in the containers. NOT ON ME! My finger slipped and hit the wrong button. This is a very sticky situation! (GROAN!)

You are the sweetest guy in the bar tonight, sit back and enjoy it!:D
09-10-2008, 06:04 AM
davidpizzica

Quote:

Originally Posted by RICHARD

You are the sweetest guy in the bar tonight, sit back and enjoy it!:D

RICHARD, I hope this doesn't affect my blood-sugar level! But then this is cyber so I won't worry about it.

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