But did you see the bird drop one on GWB?
Where are you Gerald Ford? :D
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But did you see the bird drop one on GWB?
Where are you Gerald Ford? :D
Richard, Ya know when you're fishing and a seagull drops one on you it's good luck. Wonder what it translates to in politics?
ES,
If you're going to claim someone said something, it would be best to provide a link to a transcript or an article citing the quote. Being that it was congressional testimony, if it happened it shouldn't be too hard to find.
For someone who doesn't like Sen. Clinton, you certainly are the first one in this forum to jump to her defense whenever the slightest dig is sent her way.
I'll stick with believing past history.
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Originally Posted by Lady's Human
A bird in the hand is worth POO on the Bush? :confused:
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Everyone knows that the candidate puts their hat down over where they
lay their pants and wallet at the end of the day! ;)
LOLOLOLOL
One little bit 'o trivia that I really loved.
On "Hilton Friday" the Mayor of Lost Angeles put out a press release.
Antonio Villaraigosa (Don't worry I can't pronounce it either.....) Shows up at every photo opportunity- EVERY OPPORTUNITY....If a finch passes gas on a phone pole and one camera is in sight, HE WILL BE THERE.
I laugh and miss the SOB when I read the morning paper and don't see his picture....
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The press release stated that AV and his wife were separating after 20 years of marriage.
The reporter who broke into the Paris Slow Speed Chase with the news said something like...."And he is no where to be found....."
LOLOLOLOLOL, Sorry, I have to make fun of somebody after the week I had! :eek:
I Love Al Gore III!
There he is trying to keep GREEN!
Driving his Prius hybird at 105 miles an hour on the freeway, with some marry wha nah on his person!
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The mayor of Lost Angeles is a freaking moron.
His wife is filing for divorce because he was having an affair with a spanish language newscaster.
The newscaster asked to be moved from reporting politics on the tube..
But she DID do a report on the fact that the Mayor was getting a divorce...
She didn't report that she was the reason!
LOLOLOL, another reason never to trust a politician with a hair part on the side.
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Originally Posted by RICHARD
That was his son who was arrested.
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Originally Posted by lizbud
Hence the designation AG III ;)
Gore’s appearance on TODAY to discuss Live Earth was overshadowed somewhat by the arrest early Wednesday of his 24-year-old son in California on suspicion of possession of marijuana and drugs without a prescription. Al Gore III was allegedly driving a blue Toyota Prius about 100 mph south on the San Diego Freeway when he was pulled over by sheriff’s deputies, who said they smelled marijuana, according to the Associated Press.
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Originally Posted by RICHARD
Ok OK, I'll clean my glasses. :D
I was watching the news today and they had a piece on John McCain.
I guess he was posing for a group picture and he was working his way into position..Look at the girl in the white patterened shirt behind him.
That was a priceless face she makes!
I thought she was going to goose him!
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Originally Posted by RICHARD
Where's the picture?
I don't have an Ipod and they charge beau coup dollars for tapes. :eek:
Yeah, They announced the fight of the year on TV last night.
And in this corner...Used and abused by the left wingers. Left by the side of the road after her usefulness was gone...
CINDEEEEEEE "The HUGGGERRRRRR" SHHHHHHEEEEEEEHHHHANNNN!
Her opponent, the esteemed speaker of the house-the politician that has led the congress to a 14 percent approval rating.....
NAAAANNNNNNNCCCEEEEEEE "I want a bigger plane" PUUUUUUUUHHHHLOEEEEE!
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Good old CS (as in tear gas) threatened to show up in a few weeks at the house if Nancy doesn''t do her bidding.
She also has stated that she will challenge NP for her seat when her term is up.
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No hair pulling, scratching, eye gouging or grabbing privates.......let's just have a good clean election!!!
Now that a esteemed senator was busted for allegedly wanting to carry on with a man, other politicians want him to resign.
So, now can we toss out some other politicians, like Pelosi, Clinton, Boxer who also have had dalliances with men? :confused:
Big difference....to the best of my knowledge....Pelosi, Clinton, Boxer haven't done their dalliances in a public men's room..... :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by RICHARD
Or tried to pick up a police officer.... :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Or pulled out their business card to try and get out of a bust.... :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Hey, that's pretty funny!Quote:
Originally Posted by Edwina's Secretary
I would have never gone the breast route! ;)
Sorry R....not one of your better retorts. But then I suppose it is difficult....Quote:
Originally Posted by RICHARD
You are right, I can only work with what I was given. :(
I'm not gonna mention the Oval Office or the meaning of "is". :o
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Plus, the idiot, Mr Men's Room was a Republican.
Wow, that really hurt! :)
Let's see....
Why are the Democrats so eager for this senator to resign his 'seat'?
I have to pass on the punchline-IT's funny and dirty.
Perhaps R...you could make some jokes about the low approval of congress having SOMETHING to do with these guys who lust after underage boys....solicit sex in the men's room...hire hookers..and generally behave in an unsavory manner???? :D :DQuote:
... the esteemed speaker of the house-the politician that has led the congress to a 14 percent approval rating
Hokay,Quote:
Originally Posted by Edwina's Secretary
Why are the Democrats so eager for this senator to resign his 'seat'?
Because the next guy 'in' may be one of their own!
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I can't comment on underage boys, I happen to like mature, robust women.
While yes there are perverts, thiefs and unsavory characters in Congress-I happen to loathe people who promise 5 day work weeks, 100 hours of fixing things and desire bigger airplanes. I guess you can't trust anyone these days.
I just happened to notice that the Lowest Approval Rating happened to dip when the new SOTH came in!
Coincidence? :eek:
And this congress is any different in this regard from any other congress how?Quote:
low approval of congress having SOMETHING to do with these guys who lust after underage boys....solicit sex in the men's room...hire hookers..and generally behave in an unsavory manner????
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Originally Posted by Lady's Human
I dunno. RICHARD seems to see a difference. I guess because a woman is Speaker of the House?
Come on.......Everyone knows a women gets the job, I just have a problem when they can't perform.Quote:
Originally Posted by Edwina's Secretary
And the reason I can't care about the Honorable ------ from ---------- is that they don't represent me. I can't vote them out, so I may as well laugh at them! :confused:
So...make some jokes about the Honorable ____________ from ______ who doesn't represent you!Quote:
Originally Posted by RICHARD
I'm waiting! :D
(and could they be funny this time? :p )
Political fun........Isn't that an oxymoron?
Heartbroken Bush Runs After Departing Rove's Car :(
August 31, 2007 |
Sponsored by WASHINGTON, DC—A confused President Bush broke free from the restraint of Secret Service agents this morning and ran in pursuit of departing deputy chief of staff Karl Rove's car for several blocks down Pennsylvania Avenue before being outdistanced by the vehicle.
Bush sits in disbelief as his longtime buddy disappears forever and ever and ever.
"Why can't I go with him?" Bush tearfully asked advisers as the longtime Republican strategist's sedan disappeared over the horizon. "When is he coming back?"
White House staff were deeply moved by the scene, saying that despite their best efforts, no one was able to explain to the president that he would no longer be able to remain at his chief adviser's side. Onlookers were clearly choked up as a tearful Rove, trying to close the car door behind him, told Bush in a stern, commanding tone to back away.
"Go on…you hear me? Get out of here, I say!" Rove said. "I don't love you anymore, understand? Now get! Get!"
Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice witnessed the emotionally charged moment. "We knew that deep down [Rove] still cared, that he was only pretending to be mad at the president," she said. "But he had no choice. Leaving was the only way to avoid the ongoing Congressional inquiries."
Rove reportedly tried to prepare Bush for this inevitability in late July by taking him on a special fishing trip so they could spend some quality time together and he could also give Bush a brief rundown on how the presidency works. Rove said he "didn't have the heart" to break the news to the president, who fell asleep in their rowboat with the fishing pole still in his hands. On his last day, nearly two weeks later, Rove spent the whole morning with Bush before the tear-jerking exit, ruffling his hair, telling him to "be brave" and "listen to Cheney," and explaining that he was going to have to be "the man of the White House now."
Rove was finally able to leave the White House, despite Bush's heartrending stalling tactics.
Though Rove's resignation had been imminent for weeks, Bush appeared oblivious to the situation, which is evident in photos of him smiling as if nothing were wrong until the moment he discovered several suitcases near one of the West Wing's back-door exits. According to high-level administration sources, Bush asked Rove, "Where are we going?"
While sneaking the departing official out to a waiting town car, Secret Service agents were briefly able to deceive Bush by telling him Rove was just running down to the cellar to get him some ice cream. But when Bush heard the car's engine start in the driveway, he burst outside to stop Rove.
"I'll never forget the sight of the president, watching Rove's face in the back window becoming smaller and smaller as the car pulled away forever," Rice said.
The president continued to ask about his former adviser throughout the day, often clutching Rove's day planner, dialing his extension, and blinking uncomprehendingly when told that Rove was never coming back.
White House press secretary Tony Snow was finally called in to attempt to convey the reality of the situation to the president, but he was unable to do so.
"He kept looking up at me with those wide, innocent eyes, and I didn't know what to say," Snow told reporters. "Maybe someday when he's older, he'll understand how the public lost trust in his big buddy after a series of crucial political missteps, and how firing those attorneys and the..."
At this point in the briefing Snow fell silent, overcome with emotion, and moving many in the press room to tears.
White House officials say they would like to give President Bush more time to process the loss before pressuring him to appoint a new deputy chief of staff, since he does not yet appear ready to confront the concept of a "new Rove."
Bush sits in disbelief as his longtime buddy disappears forever and ever and ever.
Rove was finally able to leave the White House, despite Bush's heartrending stalling tactics.
Funny is kinda selective.Quote:
Originally Posted by Edwina's Secretary
I have a problem with any politico that speaks out of both sides of his mouth.
What gets me is the fact that "he doth protest too much".
When I see any politician that has an agenda, in this case all the anti-gay rhetoric this moron has spewed, I get suspicious.
When a pol has a 'cause de jour' it's all meant to hide his real ideals.
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The funny in this story is the fact that he was so cavalier about the incident-he'll never admit he's gay...so if the people were dumb enough to keep voting him in after what happened in the '80s, they deserve what they got.
It's better to burn out, than to fade away..... :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by lizbud
Loved the comedy show on Wednesday night....
Promises, promises!
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I like the actor -whashisname- that did the Leno show....I want to be president!
Write a script and make the movie!
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Hey,
They can find that Hsu guy that was in the fundraiser scam but we can't find Osama?
Put OBL in charge of a fundraiser!
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I have to see the new Osama video.....
Is it true he may be a Democrat?
He was asking for their help to end the Iraqi war! :confused: