I danced with a Ninja because I cannot control myself

I danced with a goat because that's how I roll :p

I yelled at a fork because that's how I roll! :D

Well...I sang to a monster because I'm not a homosexual.

I danced with a spoon because the voices told me to. :D

I murdered my cell phone because I hate myself.

(I don't even have a cell phone ;) )

i had lunch with my dog because i was drunk......hahaha so funny i dont need to be drunk to have lunch with my doggies :p

I loved my cellphone because I hate myself.


LOL, wth??!

I murdered a squirrel because I'm NOT a homosexual.

oookay. :eek:

After many giggles at this post I had to add mine to the list:

I yelled at a pickle because I hate myself!!!????

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Originally Posted by cyber-sibes

:eek: Whoa, gotta watch out for those voices, Amy! Have you seen a shrink? ;)

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Today I kicked the llamma, becuase I hate myself...guess it is back to the shrink.....

:D

I danced with my cell phone because I'm a Ninja. O-Kay.

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Originally Posted by cassiesmom

I danced with my cell phone because I'm a Ninja. O-Kay.

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Fine with me since I am dancing with one LOL :eek:

I just did my mom's birthday and hers is..

I murdered a ninja because that's how I roll.

I also did my Grandpa's.

I yelled at a Mexican because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

And I also redid mine for today and today it's..

I did the macarena with a Ninja because that's how I roll.

I would still never do the macarena with a Ninja.. :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Roxyluvsme13

I just did my mom's birthday and hers is..

I murdered a ninja because that's how I roll.

I also did my Grandpa's.

I yelled at a Mexican because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

And I also redid mine for today and today it's..

I did the macarena with a Ninja because that's how I roll.

I would still never do the macarena with a Ninja.. :rolleyes:

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Yes you would LOL ;)

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Originally Posted by Dr.Goodnow

Yes you would LOL ;)

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Nuh-uh. Ninjas are evil.

Says who? I had a crush on Donnatello many years ago..........wonder if thats who I am danicng with? :p

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Originally Posted by Dr.Goodnow

Says who? I had a crush on Donnatello many years ago..........wonder if thats who I am danicng with? :p

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Says a Pirate :p. Cuz Pirates are better than Ninjas. ;)

I would love to roll with Johnny Deep.

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Originally Posted by Marigold2

I would love to roll with Johnny Deep.

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Wouldn't we all? ;)

I had lunch with a noodle because that's how I roll.


This thread is going to get me into so much trouble, because I burst out laughing reading this thread :D

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Originally Posted by Roxyluvsme13

Wouldn't we all? ;)

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Nope :p
You know who I'm after hahaha

Not going to tell you........ but that poor squirrel :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by king2005

Nope :p
You know who I'm after hahaha

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:p
Well, you don't count xD!

Mine is ok....
I kicked my best friend's boyfriend because I was drunk. :rolleyes: Hrm... doubt that would happen cause I don't drink. At least not anymore, lol. Had this been 15 years ago, it would have probably happened a few times!!

I like my mom's though...
I dry humped a pickle because I am not a homosexual. (my mother hasn't humped anything in years... :p )

Here's my dad...
I smoked my cell phone because I was high. (nope, that would be my brother!)

I sang to a homeless guy because I am NOT a homosexual!!


This is TOO funny - type out the sentence you end up with, in the subject line and forward to your friends...also, send it back to the person that sent It to you.

Pick the month you were born:
January------I kicked
February-----I loved
March---------I smoked
April-----------I dry humped
May-----------I choked on
June----------I murdered
July-----------I did the Macarena with
August-------I had lunch with
September---I danced with
October------I sang to
November----I yelled at
December----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18---- ---a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------a homeless guy


Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White--------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink----------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red----------because the voices told me to.
Blue----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I hate myself.
Purple--------because I'm cool.
Gray----------because I was drunk
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange-------because I hate my family.
Brown--------because I was high.
Other---------because I'm a ninja.
None----------because I can't control myself

I sang to a pickle because the voices told me to.

Mine is "I dry humped a Noodle because I'm cool like that" Food for thought (sorry couldn't resist)..... http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_1_100.gifhttp://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_1_219.gif