I adore those little "cubes" from my Freezer, and I throw them outside, on real cold days, just to see them mingle with there relatives ;)
What did the Salt say to the Ice? :D
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I adore those little "cubes" from my Freezer, and I throw them outside, on real cold days, just to see them mingle with there relatives ;)
What did the Salt say to the Ice? :D
At my house it's : I've got you covered!!! :D
Do peanuts sing?
You mean to tell me you haven't heard the latest sensational group? The Peanuts? They've made a string of Hits!!
" I've Got You Under My Skin" (yeah, another remake)
"Baby, Please crack my Shell"
"Wait a Minute Mr. Peanut"
and many more!!!!
Do Love Birds recognize Valentines's Day?
Which type do you mean? Some might.. Some will.
Do budgies wat oranges ?
:D Okay, we must answer WRONG~ :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Lorena67
Budgies Hate fruit of any kind,so, they do not like oranges !! :cool:
Can a Parakeet bark like a dog, squeal like a guinia pig or even giggle?
A parakeet can bark like a cat. meow like a mouse. and squeak like a dog. ;)
What is the sun?
He's the guy who demands being "The Center of Attention" :cool:
When the Moon is full, what is it full of? :rolleyes:
It's full of bologna!!!
What is lard used for?
Lard comes in handy as a "great Sandwich filler" after a hard days work on the ol Farm!!!
What does Betty Crocker look like today?
Thanks to modern plastic surgery, she looks just like she did a million years ago.
What does silver wear talk about while it's in the kitchen drawer?
I think I've met you somewhere, said the spoon to the fork! :D
Why is a Hammer such a handy thing to have around the house?
To nail down hard to find objects.
What did the needle say to the thread/
Eye see you!!!
How many flavors of ice cream are there really?
That was a good one Moff!!!!!!(Eye see you :D )Quote:
Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
Actually, there are no flavors at all, we've all been brain washed !!!! :eek:
What in the World is a Penny Loafer?
Oh, this one is easy; it's a loafer named Penny! They hang out at malls a lot.
What do you do with gum?
I store chewing gum (ABC gum) right next to the Duct Tape!! They're both Great Home Improvement tools!!!
Did the 3 Little Kittens use a litter box?("Oh Mommy Dear, We sadly fear, our Mittens we have soiled " :( ) :D
Yes, they use a litter box but mittens are forbidden in litter boxes.
What is a cork used for?
They are anchors for Ocean Liners of course.
What true sounds do we hear when all is silent?
Ah, now we can hear the sounds of all of God's littlest creatures passing gas!!! Those bugs are really gassy!!!
Why is water wet?
If it weren't it would get dehydrated. duh!
What temperature do watches stop ticking at?
At 85 degrees below zero!
Why do elephants have big ears?
Because they want to compete with the rabbits.Quote:
Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
Why is the sky blue?
Because Oranges can't be Blue!
What does your nose run when your sick?
Because , It knows that when you get sick, it has to work overtime. :D
Why are Lab Puppies so excuburant and bouncy?
To wear us out so we can sleep well at night!!!
What are CrackerJacks?
Darn, I have to play right on" The Wrong Game ":oQuote:
Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
Cracker Jacks are *noisy*, out dated tools that can raise vehicles off from the ground for repair and maintenance. They create a loud bang with every crank, Yet, produce a prize for the effort. :cool:
What did the Labrador Retriever actually retrieve? :D
Well.. they used to retrieve high-tech flashing, glow-in-the-dark, bacon flavoured balls with paw print design on them. Nowadays they retrieve what will one day be tires...
What would you find if you dug to the bottom of a yellow snow pile? :p
Purple Koolaide!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by GreyhoundGirl
What is dog drool???
Dog drool is the name for a cross in a T
Then what is a ? called?
? is a faint impression of an electric light bulb ( just use more ink when you stamp one the next time) :cool:
What is an idea?
An idea is a girdle for purple cows!!!
What is ~ used for?
~ is good for making borders in Pet Talk posts ...Quote:
What is ~ used for?
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Why do giraffes have such long necks?
Long necks make it easier to change light bulbs in ceiling fixtures!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by cassiesmom
What are the puppets Lamb chop, Charlie Horse, and Hush Puppy doing these days?
Lamb Chops has created his first Newspaper( The Little Lost Lamb Gazzette) and has provided Charley Horse and Hush Puppy with their very own Office Rooms too!!!!
Does a Chocolate Lab Mother Dog feed Chocolate Milk to her puppies? :rolleyes:
Do chocolate Lab pups receive chocolate milk from their mom-dog? Only if you put Hershey cocoa in her food...
Do penguins have knees?
Yes. How else could the male penguins propose to their sweethearts ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by cassiesmom
What is love?
Love is the way they keep score in tennis.
What is a strawberry?
A strawberry is a triangular red allergen :(
What are chickenpox?
(I know I have to answer wrong :D )Quote:
Originally Posted by cassiesmom
Chickenpox is a new game to play in Cyberspace!! (one more pox, and I'm a big winner folks )
Do Penguins play chickenpox?( Oh Lordy, I'm laughing )
Nope! Penguins just want to dance and get down with their bad little selves!!! ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
Do snails brush their teeth?