Sum daze ya can't win ...
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Oooopsie!
Bowz-Wowz here ...
New Dad sez we're ALL wearin the Pity Party Gig a lil thin around here.
It all started early inna week ... a Deer either got hit by a car or a hunter got it -
but however it happened ... summa da "stuff" gotz left inna road ditch across da road
frumma Ranch ... inna place we'z NOT suppozed to be frequentin!
I swear I mussta missed dat Memo!
Ennie-how ... I was out fur a LATE-nite poddy call an gotz a "whiff" ...
HADDA check it out!
"They" all say it wuz over an hour later ... lites shinin down inna ditch showed up
da white underside of a Fluffie Tail *wavin* like a flag ...
<HONK> - <HONK> "GET UP Here, you #$!%^#$&*%#$!!"
Voice soundz familiar ... wunder iffin he's talking to ME?
<BuRRRp> ... I guess I've <munced> enuff deer burger fur one nite ...
"Commin rite up!"
Havin NO CLUE whut I wuz doin down there the nite affore ... I gotz a UN-tied outtie da
NEXT Nite ... and knowin there wuz a LOTTA deer <munchin> left ...
I headed back to the ole huntin ditch.
Da Search Bus pulled rite up wifout a lotta wasted tripz up & down da road ---
"SUNN-uvva-Witch!! --- Get your fuzzie A$$ UP HERE - NOW!!!"
Sad ta say - that tyme he *looked* at whut I wuz <munchin> on ... http://petoftheday.com/i/our_smilies/eek.gif
He sure looked GREEN fur a while!
Next kupple daze I wuz "walkin" whilst tied to da Frunt Porch Tether Cable! http://petoftheday.com/i/our_smilies/rolleyes.gif
An nunbuddie sed da Udder Two aren't at least "observant" ...
Thurzday nite, whilst I wuz havin Gimpy Leg Trubbles ... ole Cinder Mutt thunk
SHE otta try out sum deer burger frumma ditch ... and of course *ignored*
repeated HOLLERIN an Door Slammin ... requiring anudder Bus Search.
She spotted da Bus lites comin down da drive ... she didda end-run outta da ditch
an wound up "sneakin up behind" da Search Party.
Even da Gud Child got caught up inna Hunt ... he snuck across da road Saturday inna daylight ...
Then (da lil DUMMIE) heard Dad HOLLERIN an poped rite up outta da ditch in plain site an
*dashed* fur home ... so much fur "stealth huntin"!
Then there wuz this mornin ... poor New Dad must be a Slow Learner ...
thinkin I'd stick close ta home - we all did poddy call under "observation".
Poor ole Dad got to "observe" me take a quick *dump*, look ober my shoulder ...
an <Hippity-Hopp> - <Skippity-Do> - <Bippity-Bop> - make a BEE-Line across da road
an down inna ditch! http://petoftheday.com/i/our_smilies/tongue.gif
Not sure he even *noticed* I wuz runnin on ALL FOUR!
Dunno HOW they loaded up so fast an got da Bus onna road! http://petoftheday.com/i/our_smilies/eek.gif
I Hardly got started on breakfast of deer whenna <HONKIN> & <HOLLERIN> started
up onna road! ... Such Language onna Sunday mornin!
Well ... I s'poze the improvement inna bum leg HAS been noted by Management -
but he's been a lil *tense* over da Huntin Excursions an not sayin a lot.
We **DO** 'preciate all the GOOD VIBES, Encouragement, an Prayers bein sent our way!!
/s/ da Bowz fur the Whole Fambily
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We made da Bus Driver *tense* again ...
:rolleyes:
Bowz here ...
Wish he'd take a "chill pill" an not look out da windows so much!
I FINALLY got offa da durn frunt porch tie-out line aftur he noticed our favorite
"Deer Dump" inna road ditch was all cleaned outta deer burgers.
What he DINT notice wuz da Hunter Guys got anudder deer or two over inna Publik Huntin Grounds
rite across da street frumma Ranch an "field dressed" em inna woods.
Well ... lemmie tell ya - fresh deer "stuff" ketches our attensuhn purdy quick!
We wuz takin an Outie an Klip & Klop took off onna dead run across da road into da woods.
I get slowed up wiffa short legs da start wiff, then da durn Bum Foot/Leg thing
makes travel a lil slow ... an ole Eagle Eyes wuz *watchin* out the window ...
he sees da white underside of my fluffie tail *wavin* down by da road. :mad:
Dumm Me - fur some reason I *pawzed* when I heard him *HOLLERIN* ...
even dummer - I came back towards da Ranch ...
(truth be known - I couldn't tell where Klip & Klop had GONE ... figgered he'd
come trailin me ... so I just came home.)
Then he startz *HOLLERIN* fur da udder two - who were chowing down on the
fresh "stuff" they'd found inna woods. Now Dummer (aka SmokeMutt) - who tries to Do No Wrong -
just about *panicks* when he hears Dad callin whilst he's bein NawTee.
He still hadda drippy deer burger inna mouff when he got to the frunt porch!
:eek: "BAD DAWG! Get your butt inside! ... Where's Cinder!?"
Cinder heard allua commotion an decided to put on her Sneaky Pawz an did an end-run
to come outta da woods across frumma neighbors an sneak back behind da howze.
She got back super late - but Dad couldn't prove she'd been munchin deer burgers.
Ebber since - I gotta wear the Tether Line; Dumm & Dummer gotta go out wearin the *flashin lites* anna *cow bell* - and WUN atta tyme.
They've STILL made da mad dash over to the Deer Shoppe inna Woods a kupple tymes ...
Bus Driver sure getz RED inna face when dey *pop* outta da woods! :p
Hope he furgetz ta *klip* the Tether wunna these daze --- I asked da udder guyz ta
leave a bit of deer burger fur me.
/s/ a Hopeful Bowser
:D