Thursday 175...There ain't no cure for the summertime blues!

:o I am such a Slacker. Here I throw this piggy into the Pit and have to walk away and - yuck - work outside this realm of fun :( Thanks for picking up the slack guys. Can I use Ernesto as an excuse? Calm down ladies.. he's not a whole lot of fun, and a rather nasty sort. (Boy, talk about a wet blanket) But this is a verrrry special birthday for PetOfTheDay and special cake is the ticket. Cake... hmmm, did someone mention (quietly you thought, Randi) Apple Kugel??? Speaking of cakes... let's have apple cake, crab cake, cheese cake, Lady in the Lake cake (Lady does like swimming, right?) By the way Redd, love your outfit. Miss Piggy has one just like it ;) Kermy loves it!

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Originally Posted by Lady's Human

Anyone in here? No? Um, Orc, I'm going to need a set of wheels to get around the bar for a couple days, and you just volunteered. (I was out walking Lady last night, stepped on a rock and blew out my foot. 2 sets of xrays later, nothing is broken, but it feels like it is)

I need a LARGE something, and it has to be virtual, because I'm also on muscle relaxants for spasms. This week, needless to say, has sucked.

At least I get three days off from work! :D

I think the pig's done, I'll get it on the table shortly.

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You'll do nothing of the sort! Orc you keep him in that chair and get him a pillow for his foot. I'll get the pig on the table and anything else that needs to be done, nobody let him on his feet. ;)

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Originally Posted by Lady's Human

At least I get three days off from work! :D

I think the pig's done, I'll get it on the table shortly.

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I have always said, "lord, please don't mess with my ability to motorvate.."


LOL,

Axel on one knee and an Orc on the other....

heh heh......

I'll carve, you sit......

LOH,

Slap on the seat belt.... :)

DONE!


LB,
How's about baby cakes? ;)


Redd.

let us know when you fly in!

Randi,

Patience.

There comes a day when you sit at work and wonder what is happening at home! :D


Slick,

cheeseburger, no chips!

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On the way home today I saw a fire in a large multi story apartment complex...and I wondered if Gini's firemen were there...... :eek:

They pulled an elderly woman from that apartment.....WOW...those guys rock.....

Slick,
a sooty fireman?

DONE!

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Karen and Paul,

Again, thank you for the work you have done to keep this site up and going.

You might have an idea as to the joy that you have brought to all of the members.....

Multiply that by 100 and it may just scratch the surface! ;)


Happy Birthday!

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Originally Posted by RICHARD

I have always said, "lord, please don't mess with my ability to motorvate.."


LOL,

Axel on one knee and an Orc on the other....

heh heh......

I'll carve, you sit......

LOH,

Slap on the seat belt.... :)

DONE!

Karen and Paul,

Again, thank you for the work you have done to keep this site up and going.

You might have an idea as to the joy that you have brought to all of the members.....

Multiply that by 100 and it may just scratch the surface! ;)


Happy Birthday!

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Richard,
I'll slap on the seatbelt, the bungy cords, chains, ropes, kids, dog, orc whatever it takes to keep LH from walking on that foot. :D

And I say Amen, to your comment to Karen and Paul, I couldn't put it any better. Happy Birthday! Pet of the Day! :D

Richard, shall I refer to YOU as BabyCakes? My little dove :p ;) As long as we have some piggy I will fry up some scrapple with scrambled eggs, scrambled just so - set but still shiny. Maybe some crispy fried bacon and a side of PANCAKES! With some of Mayor Karen's maple syrup... if it's not too early in the season or she has some in the pantry. MORE COFFEE with a splash of Slicks elixir - aka Slicks Baileys and fresh squooozed OJ (in a separate glass sillies).

The Mayor just got a new shipment of maple syrup, so you're all set for that, Laurie.

Okay, why am I covered by an Orc, a dog, and layer after layer of bungy cords and ropes?

What happened after I fell asleep? :confused:

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Originally Posted by Lady's Human

... anyone for some toasted marshmallows?

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Good grief!! I'm really not sure I know what these marshmallows are - if they're the ones I think, you buy them in a sweet shop, but how on earth can you consider toasting them??? They're gonna look like Gini's peeps! :D

Reddhead, go for Pimp & Porn Stars!! LOL! :D Uhh, I could send you things that would make you blush!! - I've grown out of it. ;) :D
Edit: Now that I've seen ES's links ... you'll have to do without a hat, OK?

LOH! Talk about being busy ... my flat is shining!! :)

Uhmm, flæskesteg on the grill? I'll be patient and wait. This is what it should look like when done!! I'll have another glass of red in the meantime.

http://www.flaeskesteg.dk/fundanemt/...phics/steg.jpg

FLEASKESTEG!! Danish Piggies?? Can we have saurkraut with that? ooopps, I just spelled that FLEAS esteg instead of FLAES. Must be the PetTalkishness coming out :o

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Originally Posted by Randi

Reddhead, go for Pimp & Porn Stars!! LOL! :D Uhh, I could send you things that would make you blush!! - I've grown out of it. ;) :D
Edit: Now that I've seen ES's links ... you'll have to do without a hat, OK?

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No hat. I have a collection of <ahem> costumes and was amazed to find that an old hooker dress still fits - so the dress (what there is of it ;) ) black fishnets, patent leather HIGH heel pumps, a leopard trimmed wrap - slutty makeup, fluffy hair .... and Chris just called to let me know he's ready - LOL! The show doesn't start for another two hours and we're not leaving for a half an hour. I WILL take pictures! Not sure if I'll post them but I will take some :D :p

RH, you COULD post some privately to some of your closest friends could you not?? *hint hint* ;) :D LH, how's the foot today? (it IS today isn't it?). I'll loosen the bungie cords enough for you to eat this morning when you and Lady wake up. shhhhhh, quiet everyone. Everyone? Anyone? Oh, hi Randi, let's just tippy toe around while folks wake up. After RH's big shindig she probably is sleeping in as well :p Oh wait, it's only 2 a.m. West Coast time ~ maybe she's just getting home :eek:

Hi Laurie. Oh did you fall asleep? I'm sorry.
Is Red home yet? Good grief! Is that the pictures lying there? :eek:

yaaaaaawn Oh hi KK, yeppers.. I did go back to sleep fo :eek: OMD!! RH must have stopped by the bar on her way home!!! THOSE PICTURES!! :eek:

Tsk tsk. Thursdays talking about me behind my back, eh? Yes we did get in past 1:00 a.m. It was a very fun evening, although we didn't win the costume contest, we did have a good time.

Danged men - Chris was so full of himself all pimped out that he only took ONE picture of me and it's not too risqué. I'm just getting up, but will upload later.

The show was hilarious and very well done. I was disappointed that more people in the audience didn't come dressed up - those of us who did looked mahvelous. Of course there were the requisite San Francisco guys in drag.

Edit: OK - I uploaded a few pictures. UGH! I look OLD! :(

Oh look Laurie - RH's thrown the rest of the pictures in the bin! ;) Glad you had a good night though!

I found the rest of them KK, not to worry. And Red, will you wear that when I meet you (maybe next month) at the Frank & Pope shrine?? :eek:

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Originally Posted by lbaker

I found the rest of them KK, not to worry. And Red, will you wear that when I meet you (maybe next month) at the Frank & Pope shrine?? :eek:

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I AM planning to wear that get-up for Halloween but if you insist, .... :p Let me know the date(s) as the time draws near.

:D

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Originally Posted by Lady's Human

What happened after I fell asleep? :confused:

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You were relieved of the TV remote....that's all!


Redd.


CUTE!

LB...
you are insane!


Randi,

Toasting marshmallows is an art and alot of fun...next time you are back in town.....We'll burn some sugar!


KK, those pics are not yours!


HERE, let me take them.... :D

That's the LAST time I let myself fall asleep in here, especially when the barkeep ain't around to keep the women in line!

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Originally Posted by Lady's Human

That's the LAST time I let myself fall asleep in here, especially when the barkeep ain't around to keep the women in line!

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If you look at the sign above the register it says,


Park at your own risk.
Management is not responsible, PERIOD! :D

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Originally Posted by RICHARD

If you look at the sign above the register it says,


Park at your own risk.
Management is not responsible, PERIOD! :D

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"Register"?? Register THIS Richard ~ pffttttt :p :p You think I'M insane :eek: Well at least I'm in good company ;)

signed... irresponsibly yours,
Laurie :D

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Originally Posted by Lady's Human

That's the LAST time I let myself fall asleep in here, especially when the barkeep ain't around to keep the women in line!

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Watch yourself, there - you are way outnumbered, disabled, and remember the pictures from the California BBQ? Richard was at the receiving end of those scissors ... Y'all may both be taller than some of us, but we can knock you down to size right easy - 'specially you with the bad ankle.

Somebody give that boy more painkillers - he'll be snoozin' in no time!

I need something REAAAAAAL strong (surprize me)!! I'm up to my you-know-where in obnoxious, impatient, rude, condescending customers. They throw money at you, stand there on the damn cellphone chatting away, expecting ME to walk around and unload their carts. I DON'T THINK SO!!! What is it with people these days?? Haven't they ever heard the words "please" and "thank you"???? UGH!! :mad: :mad:

Yo barkeep, on top of that cocktail, how about a dozen jello shots laid out in front of me?? You rock, dude.

Hey Mario, here's a quarter and a cherry. How about putting on some music? Yo! The quarter goes in the jukebox and the cherry goes in your mouth, get it??? *sigh*

Here let me get those jello shots for you! There doesn't seem to be anyone around right now. I think I'll make myself some irish coffee. It's a little chilly right now.

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Originally Posted by Karen

Watch yourself, there - you are way outnumbered, disabled, and remember the pictures from the California BBQ? Richard was at the receiving end of those scissors ... Y'all may both be taller than some of us, but we can knock you down to size right easy - 'specially you with the bad ankle.

Somebody give that boy more painkillers - he'll be snoozin' in no time!

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LH, I got your back......

LOL, on second thought...


RETREAT! :eek:

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Originally Posted by RICHARD

LH, I got your back......

LOL, on second thought...


RETREAT! :eek:

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Richard you chicken! LOL

Chicken eh? Let me get out the recipe file for this weeks "mystery meat surprise" :rolleyes: ;)