Those things you wear in your hands to keep them cold!
What do you use a spoon for?
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Those things you wear in your hands to keep them cold!
What do you use a spoon for?
for hanging on your nose while bored!!!! also, to see how you look "up-side " down.
Do chinese people use forks?
They only use forks when there sleeping and dreaming of flying on a purple pig that talks In a backword language and when the chinese speak to it they laugh and start eating the pig with forks then after there done they turn into purple flying talking backword pigs.
Why do people say why when they ask a question why?
It's an "inner Child" instinct!!!! Why do you ask!! woops, there I go again!!! :D
Why are all the Koala Bears in Austrailia?
Because Antartica was too hot for them, and Africa too cold! (This is the wrong game! ;) )
What does the word dog mean?
Dole Out Goodies!!! :D
How far can an oyster spit?
DOG means Dancing Old Geezers. They were on Leno last week I think.Quote:
Originally Posted by mustlovedogs
Where do Guinea Pigs come from?
They come out of coins!
What is money for?
Money is for not buying things.
Who is today's Dog of The Day?
Further than the Walrus and the Carpenter!!!!! About 10 yards!!!! They really won the contest!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
Now, back to Jalb's question:
Quote:
Originally Posted by mustlovedogs
Bigfoot!!! The hairless Chihuahua!!!
how many drops can an eyedropper hold?
It depends on how fat the eye drops are!
Why can't cats hang by their tails?
Cat's can't hang by their tails because that would make gravity into gravy! :eek:
because, they hate hanging around with opossems!!!! They simply won"t show off in front of them!!!
What is a Meer-Kat?
Oh, so you play the wrong game by yourself as well? :D
Must be the Michigan air!!!
back to the Meer-Kats!!!
:D :D :D sorry, I get your names mixed up!!!! :D :D :D
Whoops, sorry, I forgot to post a question! :eek: :cool:
Meer-kats are cats that are meer, of course!
What does the word bold mean?
It means, passive, reluctant to make a point!!!
Did the grinch really steal Christmas?
He tried. He wants it called Holidays instead of Christmas. Luckily a bunch of Santa's elves whupped up on him and he changed his mind. :p
How fast can a snail run?
Faster than a speeding bullet.... its.... UNDERSNAIL ! LOL !
Why do cats meow and dogs bark?
Everybody's got to do something. That's just what they picked out of the hat when they were first created!
Why can't a leopard change it's spots?
because it flys too much
Why arent dogs lime green?
Because then they would glow in the dark!
How do snails scratch their noses?
Feet first!
When is a dog not a dog?
when he is barking at you he is not a dog.
Why don't we use records anymore?
because they are useless nostalgia from the 20th century, Who wants to hear the REAL version anyway?? :D
What is 33 1/3? or 45/rpm? What do these terms mean?
Indigestion.
Why does a cat have whiskers?
Oh "Catty1, You are sensational!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Catty1
Cats have whiskers to aid in the sensation of skydiving!! :eek:
Why do cats have claws?
So we can clip them.
Why do cats have teeth?
for grooming and massaging. :eek:
How long will a dog chew on a beef bone?
For one second.
Why do we have clocks?
So we can find our socks that the dryer eats.
Why do eye lashes fall out?
To drive us nuts with the bald eyeball look!
Can an acorn grow into a rose?
only in the State of Kansas, that is where miracles occur!!
Is the wrong game important, can you meet wonderful people while playing this silly game?
yes, and you can meet silly people while playing this wonderful game too, particularly if wearing red.
Did you know wearing sunglasses is a sign of fertility? :cool:
:D I think you're getting your games mixed up :D :D
(no, I did not know that) Did you know........................ :D
Wearing sunglasses to openly display furtility occurs quite often in Texas, the stars at night, are big and bright!!!!!
What is meant by, I see red?
The only color you can see is red!
What are vitamins for?
okay, I must be wrong , of course,
Vitamins are for "fast food" adicts. Useless to take from hand to mouth.
Does McDonalds offer a "healthy" diet?
Sure and you can get caviar too but Only on Wednesdays, when the moon is full, and in months ending with a q.
How many cow make a heard?
Zero.
What are numbers for?
To make us crazy when there are not enough of them in our checking accounts!
Where is there?