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Pages are many-layered complex things made up of mostly lumpy, blue corn.
why dont dogs get 9 lives too?
Because the person who came up with "Cats have 9 lives" thought dongs were smelly.
Whats a toe?
a toe is the thing my dog bites when she's nervous.
what do you call it when a dog is listening to rap on an MP3?
Strangers in paradise.
What is the best thing about a swimming pool?
The best thing about a swimmimg pool is when someone you dislike is swimmimg and your dog jumps in on them and splashes them and gets them all hairy right before an important buisness opertunity. ( i know im evil-minded )
What kind of dog needs a hair elastic?
The one that get shaved. :D
Why do we need fingernails?? :confused: :p
To drive people nuts when we run them down a blackboard.
Where does wool come from?
From a Grizzly bear!
What are nachos?
Teeth.
What does this smiley mean: :rolleyes:
I have a headache!
Where does coffee come from?
comes from cell phones
why do we have television?
Because you can't tell a (tele) cat anything!
Why do we wear leather boots?
So the Tv can mess up in the middle of our favorite movie.
What is a movie?
Still going nowhere.
Do bats fly?
only when there's a full moon
Why are cat's smarter than dogs?
Read my siggy! :D
Do dogs fish?
yes, so they can have sushi.
why do roosters crow?
so they can "crack" with the dawn!!!!
What is meant by the phrase, "The crack of Dawn!!!!?
That's when a piece of the sky in the morning breaks off.
What is snow?
ingredient used in sun screen.
How far does a butterly fly in a day? :cool:
Pretty darned far. I heard one , talking in my garden this morning. he was from Texas. :D
Where are the Great Lakes located?
In the middle of a desert.
Why do we sleep?
So we can excape the real world into dream land.
Do bugs burp?
In a pig's eye.
What is water made of?
Beer!!!
What does shoo fly pie taste like?
Soles
What are feet for?
Tracking dirt on floors
What is a ufo?
A car.
What is a Rottweiler?
A member of the Lily and Orchid families.
What are dinosaurs?
Dinosaurs are mice.
What is a bird?
A mouse with wings!
What is snot made of?
Snot is made of Oleo!!! fake margarine, not as good as Butter!!!
"If you thinks it's butter, but it's snot, It's Chiffon..!!!
( I made this up from an old margarine advertisement from the 60's) :D
What is hair spray?
Deodorant for a rabbit.
Why do pigs like mud?
They like it because it keeps them smelling fresh.
Why do we wear hats?
because , as Chicken little said, The Sky is Falling!!!
What kind of an animal build a dam over the water?
Fish!
What are dictionaries for?
to learn how to count
why do we have television?
So we won't have to listen to radio!
What is over the rainbow?
A piece of bread!
What does milk smell like when it's sour?
A dirty diaper!!!
Why do we toast bread?