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There was a story just yesterday in the news about a new fashion trend. It seems some designer is attaching tiny glass beads and glitter to live bugs (cockroches specifically) putting little chains on them and woman are "pinning them" onto their clothing. Maybe Eddie is trying to expand Edwina's accessory collection :eek: :rolleyes: :D
IF there is a dragon left where the tail could grow :eek: :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Randi
:eek: :eek: :eek: Ewwwwwwwww..... Eddie! That is gross!
Some "presents" we hoomans can deal with, others we cannot! This is one that we cannot! Has the tailless dragon been seen? Do we know if he still exists? Or was the tail all that was left??? :rolleyes:
Eddie, if you need more protein in your diet, try standing at your food bowl and meowing continuously! This may work better that trying to catch your own food outdoors! :)
Eeewwwww......the thought of a still moving tail had me creeped out already, then you go and say maybe the rest of the lizard was actually in Eddie? :eek: Double Eeeeeewwwww!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbara
Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, when will you learn to play nice with your friends? :D
Too funny
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Originally Posted by Tubby & Peanut's Mom
Eddie says everything he knows about playing with friends.... he learned from Edwina..... :rolleyes: ;) :D
Our Dad has a Great Lawyer who works with Animal Welfare.
Mary Lou will get Eddie off!
Hi Eddie, Groucho the lawyer here. I just now saw the wanted poster with your picture on it! It's good that you have not spoken to anyone yet. I will be happy to represent you pro bono if you would like me to. It is most important that you understand how serious your current situation is. First we need to know if there is a warrant out for your arrest and if so exactly what the charges are. Has Edwina spoken to the police or anyone else about this? If you want me to be your legal counsel, I need to know your side of the story immediately to plan your defense. If the police come, call me IMMEDIATELY! And above all else, do not discuss this with anyone, even Edwina, until we talk. Hope to hear from you very soon.
Your friend,
Groucho the lawyeer
Practice limited to Kitty Krimes and Aboose
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