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Mew MEw Groucho!Quote:
Originally posted by momcat
Is there any chance of settling this out of Cat Court?
Your friend,
Groucho the Lawyer
Practice limited to Kitty Krimes and Aboose
Thanks fur your help. I think we might settle for a large quantity of nip, dispensed on our demand!
kasha
:D :D :D
I know exactly what it feels like! Icky food, lots of smooches between the ears, hugs, uncomfy beds, it's all terrible!
I am hoping that the hoomans in that A&P can help!
Your friend,
Lightning
:p
Who makes those fish beds? I want one or two. They are so cute.:confused:
Hi again, Kasha!
A large quantity of nip dispensed at your demand is reasonable. But there's still the question of wet food ( of your own) and better sleeping arrangements. I'm thinking a big comfy chair or sofa that will compliment your beautiful fur. Just one more question, why is Polly Paws in jail? What are the charges? When was she convicted? How long does she have to stay in jail? Let me know what's going on. Maybe I can have her conviction overturned or at least get a kitty pardon. Tell Ivy and Polly Paws not to worry, I am at your service!
Your friend,
Groucho the Lawyer
Practice limited to Kitty Krimes and Aboose
Mew Mew Groucho,Quote:
Originally posted by momcat
Hi again, Kasha!
A large quantity of nip dispensed at your demand is reasonable. But there's still the question of wet food ( of your own) and better sleeping arrangements. I'm thinking a big comfy chair or sofa that will compliment your beautiful fur. Just one more question, why is Polly Paws in jail? What are the charges? When was she convicted? How long does she have to stay in jail? Let me know what's going on. Maybe I can have her conviction overturned or at least get a kitty pardon. Tell Ivy and Polly Paws not to worry, I am at your service!
Your friend,
Groucho the Lawyer
Practice limited to Kitty Krimes and Aboose
Mom says Polly was in jail for being a hissy little witch. Well, she really said other words that I dont' think I type on PT! Polly Paws is a wee bit hissy, but I don't see why that's such a big deal!
Mom turned that kitty jail thing over today. It really was a chair. Well, we have claimed it as a kitty bed. It's very comfy and can fit several cats with ease. Mom says it's hers but we are ignoring her. Crazy hoomin!
We are making progress I think, but she did get a little skimpy with the squishy food this morning! It's hard to train a hoomin!
Fank yoo again
Kasha
I definately think we should report your Meowmie - you have A LOT to put up with!!!!
PS Kasha - Connor saw your photo and asked me to print it off for him to hang in the kitchen - hope you don't mind - I think my big boy may have a bit of a * CRUSH* on you!!;)
Looks like I need to move in. I wish I could experience such abuse. ;) :D
;) ;) Oh yes I can see the headlines now.. You all are just adorable..
Mew mew, Kasha,
I love how you start your letters with "mew mew", it's so nice! Okay, I just want to check in and see if aboose is still going on. Can all three of you sleep comfortably together on that chair your Meowmie claims is hers? The Cat Statutes require that each of you have enough room to stretch out and not disturb your fursibs. As for Polly Paws, being a hissy witch does not include being sent to jail. My legal research shows that Cat Court has NEVER sent a kitty to jail for that reason. This afternoon I was at a conference with the Cat Court Whitecoat expert witness. He said Polly Paws' behavior is probably due to the aboose. He'll be asking her some questions that will answer this. As for the wet food, the Whitecoat will be checking to see if there's a valid medical reason for so little wet food. It looks like we'll be able to close your case by the end of the week but your Meowmie will be sanctioned severely for this aboose. Cat Court has ruled that the chair is NOT hers. That's where things are right now. Let me know how all of you are doing.
Your friend,
Groucho the lawyer
Practice limited to Kitty Krimes and Aboose