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Not to worry, Lily. A&P Investigators are on the way and everyone knows you can't fool them! They'll bring the real perpetrator to justice and prove your innocence! Remember one thing though, you don't have to answer ANY of their questions without your kitty attorney right there with you!
:rolleyes: Oh no call out the PIs & check for hidden video..
This is Lily...
My dear Pouncer, you are soooo right!!! Isn't it mean how everyone here seems to think it was ME who did it??? Only because I did it in the past, they think it was me again. And only because I was nawtee last night and jumped into meowmie's precious LotR coronation banner and made some holes into it, they think I did this, too.
It's very nice of you and Allen to come here for my defense!!
Lily ,,,^..^,,,
Lily my dear,
It is all Allen and I could do. That dastardly Duck has been causing trouble for ages. And he now has a friend -- a smaller white duck that can mimic the nawtee deeds of young cats better than that big old Dudley.
We have our flight scheduled and will be at the crime scene tonight. Til then my love, please do not say anything incriminating!
Purrs,
Pouncer
My sweet Pouncer, I'm waiting for your arrival here, and I hope you and Allen will convince meowmie that it's been Dudley and the white duck. Something's telling me that she's not buying the story... :rolleyes:
Love,
Lily ,,,^..^,,,
Lily, sweetie, I think you have been framed. That sweet innocent face of yours is evidence enough for me to know that you would NEVER do anything like that.;)
Oh Lily! This is awful. It seems like everyone is blaming you but you're not anywhere in the crime scene photo. There are no obvious paw prints or kitty hairs that match your beautiful fur. They don't have a case against you, it's all circumstantial evidence. Hopefully the investigators will clear your name and prove you innocent. Just to be sure the investigation is conducted properly, I will be happy to be your pro bono defense kitty attorney. My Meowmie is a paralegal and said she would help by doing legal research on your case. Let me know if you would like me to represent you and we'll start preparing your defense. If you want me to represent you, do not answer ANY questions until you talk to me. Please let me know ASAP, time is important!
Groucho