Has your Pet ever embarrassed you?

My pet guinea pig embarreses me a lot, every time I hold him he goes to the bathroom on me and my friends laugh.

i cant say my pets have ever embarrassed me, but these stories are great, lol
Id be embarrassed to have my mothers cats though, the black and white one is almost completely round, and the siamese isnt far behind.
I mean, these cats are FAT
Put Garfield to shame, lol