This is an interesting website...like the game "telephone"!

Haha.. "Pet talk" was translated into "Maintenance of the domestic animal."
:D

Edit... hehe... check this out.

Original English Text:
I love Rizzo
Translated to French:
J'aime Rizzo


Translated back to English:
I like Rizzo


Translated to German:
Ich mag Rizzo


Translated back to English:
I like Rizzo


Translated to Italian:
Gradisco Rizzo


Translated back to English:
I appreciate I make bristle


Translated to Portuguese:
Eu aprecio-me faço a cerda


Translated back to English:
I appraise myself I make the bristle


Translated to Spanish:
Me valoro que hago la cerda


Translated back to English:
I value myself that I make the bristle

I can't go to the website because I'm on my OLD computer but keep 'em coming guys...they are so gosh-darn funny!! I am cracking up here!!
How does "I love Rizzo" turn into " I make bristle?" :D Too funny! And what the heck is bristle anyway!!?!?!

This one is a silly riddle I knew from grade school and it's kinda long.

Original English Text:
one late morning in the middle of the night two dead men began to fight. back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot one another. A deaf policeman who hear the noise came to arrest the two dead boys. And if you don't believe my story ask the blind man he saw it too.

Translated to French:
un matin en retard au milieu des hommes morts de la nuit deux a
commencé Ã_ combattre de nouveau au dos qu'ils se sont faits face, a
dessiné leurs épées et a tiré un un autre. Un policier sourd qui
entendent le bruit est venu pour arrêter les deux garçons morts. Et
si vous ne croyez pas mon histoire demandez Ã_ l'homme aveugle qu'il
l'a vue aussi.


Translated back to English:
one late morning in the medium of the dead men of the night two
started to fight again with the back which they faced, drew their
swords and drew another. A deaf police officer which hears the noise
came to stop the two dead boys. And if you do not believe my history
ask to the blind man that it saw it too.


Translated to German:
ein später Morgen im Medium der toten Männer der Nacht zwei begann,
mit der Rückseite wieder zu kämpfen, die sie andere
gegenüberstellten, zeichneten ihre Klingen und zeichneten. Ein tauber
Polizeioffizier, der die Geräusche hört, kam, die zwei toten Jungen
zu stoppen. Und wenn Sie nicht meiner Geschichte glauben, fragen Sie
zum blinden Mann, daß sie sie auch sah.


Translated back to English:
a late morning in the medium of the dead men of the night two began to
fight with the rear side again which they others confronted, drew its
blade and drew. A deaf police officer, who hears the noises, came, to
stop the two dead boys. And if you do not believe my history, ask to
the blind man that them also saw them.


Translated to Italian:
la mattina tarda nel media degli uomini guasti della notte due ha
cominciato a combattere ancora con il lato posteriore che altri
confrontati, hanno estratto la relativa lamierina ed hanno dissipato.
Un ufficiale di polizia sordo, che sente i disturbi, è venuto,
arrestare i due ragazzi guasti. E se non credete la mia storia, chieda
a all'uomo cieco che loro inoltre lo hanno visti.


Translated back to English:
the late morning in the average of the out of order men of night two
has begun to still fight with the posterior side that others it
confronts to you, has extracted the relative lamierina and has
dissipated. A police official sordo, that she feels disturbs, has
come, to arrest the two out of order boys. And if you do not believe
my history, he asks the blind man who they moreover have seen it.


Translated to Portuguese:
a manhã atrasada na média dos homens avariados da noite dois
começou a lutar ainda com o lado posterior que outra ele lhe
confronta, extraiu o lamierina relativo e dissipou-se. Um sordo
oficial das polÃ_cias, aquele que sente perturba, veio, prender para
fora os dois de meninos da ordem. E se você não acreditar meu
history, pergunta ao homem cego que além disso o viram.


Translated back to English:
the morning delayed in the average of the damaged men of night two
started to fight still with the posterior side that another one it
collates to it, extracted the relative lamierina and was wasted. One
sordo official of the policies, that one that feels disturbs, came, to
arrest for is the two of boys of the order. E if you not to believe
mine history, asks to the blind man who moreover turns it.


Translated to Spanish:
la mañana retrasó en el promedio de los hombres dañados de la noche
dos comenzados todavÃ_a para luchar con la cara posterior que otra él
clasifica a él, extraÃ_dos el lamierina relativo y fue perdida. Un
funcionario del sordo de las polÃ_ticas, aquélla que se siente
disturba, vino, arrestar para es los dos de los muchachos de la orden.
E si usted para no creer historia de la mina, pide al hombre oculto
que por otra parte le da vuelta.


Translated back to English:
the morning delayed in the average of damaged men at night two still
begun to fight with the later face that another he classifies him,
extracted the relative lamierina and was lost. A civil employee of the
deaf person of the policies, that one that feels disturba, came, to
arrest for is both of the boys of the order. And if you stop not to
believe history of the mine, he asks the hidden man who on the other
hand gives return him.

These are all very funny. I am very amused. But I must say Disorder-anxious Wuzzy had me ROTFLOL. HaHa...Disorder-anxious Wuzzy...aahh. These are great.

Original English Text:
where oh where has my little dog gone? Oh where oh where can he be?

Translated to Japanese:
ã�©ã�“ã�«ç§�ã�®å_�犬座オãƒ�イオ州行ã�£ã�Ÿã� ‹ã€‚å½¼ã�Œã�„ã‚‹å_´å�ˆã‚‚ã�‚るオãƒ�イオ州オ㠃�イオ州ã�‹ã€‚


Translated back to English:
My puppy seat Ohio state it went somewhere? When he is, Ohio state
Ohio state which is?


Translated to Chinese:
我的å°�ç‹—ä½�å_�俄亥俄状æ€�它æŸ�处去? 何时他在,
俄亥俄状�是的俄亥俄状�?


Translated back to English:
My puppy seat Ohio state it somewhere goes? When he in, the Ohio state
is Ohio state?


Translated to French:
Mon état de l'Ohio de siège de chiot il va quelque part ? Quand
dedans, l'état de l'Ohio est-il état de l'Ohio ?


Translated back to English:
Does my state of Ohio of seat of pup it go some share? When inside,
the state of Ohio of Ohio is state?


Translated to German:
Geht mein Zustand von Ohio des Sitzes des Welpen es irgendein Anteil?
Wann nach innen, ist der Zustand von Ohio von Ohio Zustand?


Translated back to English:
Does my status of Ohio of the seat of the puppy it go any proportion?
When after inside, is the status of Ohio of Ohio status?


Translated to Italian:
La mia condizione dell'Ohio della sede del puppy esso va della
proporzione? Quando dopo all'interno, ha luogo la condizione dell'Ohio
di condizione dell'Ohio?


Translated back to English:
My condition of the Ohio of the center of puppy it goes of the
proportion? When after to the inside, has place the condition of the
Ohio of condition of the Ohio?


Translated to Portuguese:
Minha condição do Ohio do centro do filhote de cachorro vai da
proporção? Quando em seguida ao interior, tiver o lugar a condição
do Ohio da condição do Ohio?


Translated back to English:
My condition of the Ohio of the center of the dog youngling goes of
the ratio? When after that to the inward, will have the place the
condition of the Ohio of the condition of the Ohio?


Translated to Spanish:
¿Mi condición del Ohio del centro del perro youngling va de la
relación de transformación? ¿Cuándo después eso al interior,
tendrá pusieron la condición del Ohio de la condición del Ohio?


Translated back to English:
My condition of the Ohio of the center of the dog youngling goes of
the transformation relation? When later that to the interior, will
have put the condition of the Ohio of the condition of the Ohio?

Original English Text:
I laughed so hard I peed my pants

Translated to Japanese:
ç§�ã�¯ç¬‘ã�£ã�Ÿå¾“ã�£ã�¦æ‡¸å‘½ã�«ç§�ã�¯ç§�ã�®ã‚ºãƒ œãƒ³å°�便をã�—ã�Ÿ


Translated back to English:
I laughed, therefore I did my pants urine eagerly


Translated to Chinese:
我笑了, å›_æ_¤æˆ‘çƒ_切地å�šäº†æˆ‘的裤å_�å°¿


Translated back to English:
I have smiled, therefore I earnestly have made my pants urine


Translated to French:
J'ai souri, donc je sincèrement ai fait ma urine de pantalon


Translated back to English:
I smiled, therefore I sincerely made my urine of trousers


Translated to German:
Ich lächelte, folglich bildete ich herzlichst meinen Urin von der
Hose


Translated back to English:
I smiled, therefore I formed mean urine of the trousers herzlichst


Translated to Italian:
Ho sorriso, quindi ho formato l'urina media del herzlichst dei
pantaloni


Translated back to English:
I have smile, therefore I have formed the medium urine of the
herzlichst of the pants


Translated to Portuguese:
Eu tenho o sorriso, conseqüentemente eu dei forma ao urine médio do
herzlichst das calças


Translated back to English:
I have the smile, consequently I I gave form to urine average of
herzlichst of the pants


Translated to Spanish:
Tengo la sonrisa, por lo tanto yo que di la forma al promedio de la
orina de herzlichst de los pantalones


Translated back to English:
I have the smile, therefore I that I gave the form to the average of
it tinkles it of herzlichst of the trousers

Last one for now.....


Original English Text:
Where is the pool located in this hotel?

Translated to Japanese:
プールã�¯ã�©ã�“ã�«ã�“ã�®ãƒ›ãƒ†ãƒ«ã�«ã�‚ã‚‹ã�‹ã€ ‚


Translated back to English:
As for the pool somewhere is there this hotel?


Translated to Chinese:
至于水æ±_æŸ�处有是这ä½�宿费å�—?


Translated back to English:
Somewhere has as for the basin is this lodgings spends?


Translated to French:
A quelque part quant au bassin est ce les logements dépense ?


Translated back to English:
With is some share as for the basin the this residences spends?


Translated to German:
Mit ist irgendein Anteil, was das Bassin anbetrifft dieses Wohnsitze
aufwendet?


Translated back to English:
With is any proportion, which concerns the basin this domiciles
spends?


Translated to Italian:
Con è della proporzione, che le preoccupazioni il bacino questo
domiciles spende?


Translated back to English:
With it is of the proportion, than the worries the river basin this
domiciles spends?


Translated to Portuguese:
Com ele é da proporção, do que preocupa a bacia do rio esta
domiciles gasta?


Translated back to English:
With it it is of the ratio, of that this worries the basin of the
river domiciles spends?


Translated to Spanish:
¿Con él está de la relación de transformación, de eso que éste se
preocupa el lavabo de los domicilios del rÃ_o pasa?


Translated back to English:
With him it is of the transformation relation, about which this one
worries the washbasin of the addresses of the river happens?

Quote:

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Originally posted by kittycats_delight
Original English Text:
I laughed so hard I peed my pants

Translated to Japanese:
ç§�ã�¯ç¬‘ã�£ã�Ÿå¾“ã�£ã�¦æ‡¸å‘½ã�«ç§�ã�¯ç§�ã�®ã‚ºãƒ œãƒ³å°�便をã�—ã�Ÿ


Translated back to English:
I laughed, therefore I did my pants urine eagerly


Translated to Chinese:
我笑了, 囟柤我烟切地�了我的裤�尿


Translated back to English:
I have smiled, therefore I earnestly have made my pants urine


Translated to French:
J'ai souri, donc je sincèrement ai fait ma urine de pantalon


Translated back to English:
I smiled, therefore I sincerely made my urine of trousers


Translated to German:
Ich lächelte, folglich bildete ich herzlichst meinen Urin von der
Hose


Translated back to English:
I smiled, therefore I formed mean urine of the trousers herzlichst


Translated to Italian:
Ho sorriso, quindi ho formato l'urina media del herzlichst dei
pantaloni


Translated back to English:
I have smile, therefore I have formed the medium urine of the
herzlichst of the pants


Translated to Portuguese:
Eu tenho o sorriso, conseqüentemente eu dei forma ao urine médio do
herzlichst das calças


Translated back to English:
I have the smile, consequently I I gave form to urine average of
herzlichst of the pants


Translated to Spanish:
Tengo la sonrisa, por lo tanto yo que di la forma al promedio de la
orina de herzlichst de los pantalones


Translated back to English:
I have the smile, therefore I that I gave the form to the average of
it tinkles it of herzlichst of the trousers

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Too funny how this one translates! :D