I'm sorry, but cold feet is one thing, but the stunt she pulled was just horrible.
I don't think I would be able to trust someone enough to go on with the wedding plans.
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I'm sorry, but cold feet is one thing, but the stunt she pulled was just horrible.
I don't think I would be able to trust someone enough to go on with the wedding plans.
hennifer Wilbanks gave a very detailed description about the person who kidnapped her....5 foot nine, short hair rotten teeth and Hispanic...
It wasn't a Hispanic that kidnapped her...
It was HER-panic!
:confused:
Wilbanks, in the news again!
She gotta pay the money spent
To try to find her kidnapped butt!
(don't tell the in-laws, she is a nut!!!)
A date in court to sort out this mess,
She wore pants, no wedding dress!
A bewildered look upon her face.
I wasn't kidnapped, I just needed space.
This little joke, you're the punchline, Jenny!
You just need a kick, in the fanny.
Wasting all the county's money...
You ran away, you weren't THAT funny!
Some community service and a little fine
We'll all forget you, in due time..
The crazy gal, that couldn't get hitched.
Because you are a goofy 'gal'..
:confused: :eek: :D :cool:
You should have made that last sentence rhyme. That idiot man is still going to marry her. They deserve each other.
PULL ME OVER AND CHECK MY POETIC LICENSE!!! :pQuote:
Originally posted by dukedogsmom
You should have made that last sentence rhyme. That idiot man is still going to marry her. They deserve each other.
I'll fine you and write you a ticket.
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Originally posted by dukedogsmom
I'll fine you and write you a ticket.
As long as you don't put me ibn cuffs and slam my head on the car fender...
Obsessed I am of this Wilbanks gal.
From Judith Regan, she got a call.
"I publish books 'bout the not-so- famous.
The stories are stupid, they do not shame us."
A half a million bucks to give.
So Mason and Wilbanks can comfortably live.
And maybe have the wedding of dreams.
With a real loud band to drown the screams.
The public screaming, Is this right?
We worried about this bimbo's plight!
She's drained the county's emergency budget...
She's a real big liar and what did we get?
Notoriety for the stupid story...
While her and Mason collect the glory.
Book deal, interviews and some money.
another wedding date? God, that's funny.
A minor celebrity the media created...
Loved by some, by others hated.
Jenny Wilbanks, Gonna write a book!
and with the cash she'll change her looks!
A real haircut is a must.....
And she won't leave town in a bus...
The end of the story hasn't been written.
Her fiance is still smitten!
They are planning for a wedding day.
When that happens, who can say?
When he takes her for his wife.
He can say hello to a miserable life!
The runaway bride, with stress in her heart
left the wedding of which she couldn't take part
How long will this love last who can say??
About as long as a f@rt on a windy day!!
They should have made her pay more....
Now she is getting a movie and book deal!:eek:
Friday is the BIG DAY for Jenny Wilbanks!!!
The day has come for someone to get married
The Wilbanks gal, the one that was harried,
She left her man at the church.
and the town, in a lurch....
What has changed since that day?
When she called her home, just to say-
Come pick me up, I was forcibly taken
My hair was cut, my confidence shaken.
A pair in a van, took me while joggin'
Chopped my locks and covered my noggin.
Took me on a cross country tour.
And then they didn't want me no more...
The dumped me on a New Mexico street.
With just the clothes on my back, shoes on my feet.
I called my house, in a tizzy.
My fiance's happy, my family is dizzy!
They let me go, I am free!
But I'm lost, where could I be?
At a phone booth on a corner..
The stars are out, the climate warmer!
There's a little store across the way!
I think I'll ask.....and what did they say?
You are in Albequerque!
Buy a Coke? Or some jerky?
You were kidnapped in Georgia and here you landed?
We thought you were dead, we took your safety for granted!
Let's call off the dogs, you are safe and sound.
Once you were lost and now you are FOUND!
After a minute the truth has come out!
The country reacts with a collective pout.
You made up a story, to keep from being hitched.
What were you thinking, you little witch?
Four months later, Mason still is in love.
I guess it's a matter of push coming to shove.
Those wedding gifts, collecting all that dust.
Sending them back, wouldn't be just.
Let's just get married, Love conquers all.
Poor Jenny, wasn't the first bride to fall.
I don't remember any other names.
The other gals just accepted the shame.
They just said, "I cannot be a bride!"
They didn't run away, they didn't hide...
They took a noble step, who could ask for more?
They apologized, then they hit the door!
No abduction stories, of vans and wacky pairs.
No molestation tales, no chopping of hair.
Jenny, poor Jenny, was a little mislead.
A little confused, touched in the head...
Time heals all wounds, or so it is said.
Says her fiance, face no longer red,
"I'll still marry my gal, She's as good as gold.
She'll still be my honey, we'll both grow old-
Together and forever, she is the one!"
People will laugh and call me dumb...
You have to remember, she is my honey-
Plus she made a whole bunch of money.."
From book publishing rights, news interviews
She'll be a star, she'll make the news!
but in the future I may just shout,
"I am outta here, the money has run out!"
"You left me once, it's now my chance
To go far away-How's about France?
It's not your weight, or your snoring.
Or the fact you are really boring.......
You were far more exciting as an abducted lady
But it turns out, your story was shady....
So forgive me if I ask for divorce.
being married to you, Jenny, is possibly the worst..
I will be known forever as the groom left alone.
when you took off running, away from your home..
If our loves lasts at least one more year,
We made it farther than Britney Spears...
BEST WISHES BOBO!!!!
:D [B]
Poor Jenny, the Runaway lass
She's doing her penance, cutting the grass
community service for her sins
washing cars, cleaning trash bins.
Poor little Jenny, rake in hand,
gathering dead leaves, off public land
She's taken well to showing her green thumb,
Is this an appropriate sentence for being dumb?
She's pushing a mower, to and fro,
She got off easy, even tho...
She caused her hometown too much panic.
Claiming to kidnapped by a Hispanic.
She caused a fuss, a town she rankled!
And escaped the chain from around her ankle.
Her sentence lean, the lesson firm
Your fiance, you are not to spurn!
Let this be a lesson to other brides...
They can run, but they can't hide.
Should you decide to ditch your groom,
You may get to jail, a cell for a room!
Pushing a mower, isn't too tough.
Sitting in jail? Far more than rough..
You'll marry this guy, move to the 'burbs.
You avoided getting kicked to the curb.
It just goes to show, that love is really blind-
and that statue of Justice.....Oh never you mind..
Washing cars and cutting grass
The silly media chasing your 'fanny'...
Wait until you finally marry.
Across the threshold you'll be carried.
And all the adjustments you will make.
Life without mowing and without a rake.....
Best Wishes!!
how many pairs of running shoes will they get for wedding gifts?
I want that option too. This chick is LOCO !!!!!Quote:
Originally posted by LoudLou
Where is my option to Have her committed?
This whole story has always seemed really fishy to me. Nothing about it makes any sense. Call me a conspericy theorist but I think that the groom may have had something to do with this.
Lots of attention, and even MORE money with book deals and what not...I don't know it seems as if everyone who shouldnt have gained anything has gained quite a bit.
If it were me I would have told she could take herself and her lies and go cram it.